Don’t call it a mini-wart, it’s a beauty-market

Don’t call it a mini-wart, it’s a beauty-market

posted on 6 Mar 2012 in Chinglish

Remember to pick up a quart of wilk.

Photo courtesy of Graham-Sid.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Planter?

SuBee
SuBee
10 years ago

I prefer the Mega-Wart.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

It’s right beside the Puny Pimple restaurant.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

I shop at WalWart.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

Did you mean MallWart?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

There are always warts around you.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

That establishment is a blemish on the neighborhood.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

WartMart gets everywhere

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

You Lyin’ Me !!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

Sorry, can’t beat…

Don’t call it a mini-wart, it’s a beauty-market

“like”

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Provided it isn’t a genital mini wart then there should be no problem for most un-protected customers

coffeebot
10 years ago

yeah, I mork there

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Unfortunately, one of the “M”s blew out of the Signwriter ute on the way to the job.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

But he found a “W” under the seat.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Puts me in mind of the day I was working in a customer’s office in Brissie. On the skyline was a new building with a large sign on it AMBULAN. I looked at this for some time trying to figure out what company AMBULAN was. As a tech rep, I knew all the firms in Brissie. The I noticed theis large “C” on a crane hook, proceeding majestically therough the air.

Duhh!.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

I always wondered where Harry Potter buys his beef jerky.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

No Parking. You Will Be Toad.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Beer * Ice * Cigarettes * Milk * Dermatology

Dave
Dave
10 years ago

All your warts are bought here.

Dave
Dave
10 years ago

All your warts are belong to you. But you first bought them from us.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Wart indeed . . . abbreviation for Wall Mart ^_^

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Just one?

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

We ran out of “M”s

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

It’s a new Mini Cooper export – wart. Smallest version to date.

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