Don’t call it a mini-wart, it’s a beauty-market

Don’t call it a mini-wart, it’s a beauty-market

posted on 6 Mar 2012 in Chinglish

Remember to pick up a quart of wilk.

Photo courtesy of Graham-Sid.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Planter?

SuBee
SuBee
8 years ago

I prefer the Mega-Wart.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

It’s right beside the Puny Pimple restaurant.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

I shop at WalWart.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

Did you mean MallWart?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

There are always warts around you.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

That establishment is a blemish on the neighborhood.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

WartMart gets everywhere

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

You Lyin’ Me !!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Sorry, can’t beat…

Don’t call it a mini-wart, it’s a beauty-market

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Provided it isn’t a genital mini wart then there should be no problem for most un-protected customers

coffeebot
8 years ago

yeah, I mork there

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Unfortunately, one of the “M”s blew out of the Signwriter ute on the way to the job.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

But he found a “W” under the seat.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Puts me in mind of the day I was working in a customer’s office in Brissie. On the skyline was a new building with a large sign on it AMBULAN. I looked at this for some time trying to figure out what company AMBULAN was. As a tech rep, I knew all the firms in Brissie. The I noticed theis large “C” on a crane hook, proceeding majestically therough the air.

Duhh!.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

I always wondered where Harry Potter buys his beef jerky.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

No Parking. You Will Be Toad.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Beer * Ice * Cigarettes * Milk * Dermatology

Dave
Dave
8 years ago

All your warts are bought here.

Dave
Dave
8 years ago

All your warts are belong to you. But you first bought them from us.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Wart indeed . . . abbreviation for Wall Mart ^_^

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
8 years ago

Just one?

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

We ran out of “M”s

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

It’s a new Mini Cooper export – wart. Smallest version to date.

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