Future Shock!

Future Shock!

posted on 2 Mar 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Stephen McAllan.
Found at Chinese temple in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. 

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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

For some reason I do not find the phrase “will have planted causes for unwholesome future effects” as threatening as “will be punished”.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Its a lottery,one false move and you’re gone.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Marty, we need to go back to the future.

krysto4
krysto4
10 years ago

“Ward, I think what the Beaver needs is a wholesome 50,000 volt charge.”

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

That is, if the devise (sic) you are casually charging is a flux capacitor.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Caution: Wall outlet carries 1.21 gigawatts of power. Not safe for children, people with pacemakers, or mad scientists with DeLoreans.

SF
SF
10 years ago

I didn’t need the notice. A look at the plugs is dissuasive enough.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Eh… I’ll rather use ear-plugs.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

DANGER 440V Bad Karma

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

Sounds like a vibrator docking station.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Are you into casual recharging? Or should I dress up?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Listen, Ryan, if you try to juice up your Ipad here, we will f— you up real good!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Forgive me. For I have reversed polarity.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Want to stay out of Chinese Hell?
Bring extra batteries.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

Sounds like it might awaken Godzilla.

coffeebot
10 years ago

I know. Somebody water the power plant.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Yeah, that sort of thing can happen with unprotected plugs and sockets.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Future effects such as these will affect you in the future.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Looks like a loo here. Worry not, I shall plug somewhere else (!!)

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Doctor: I am sorry, but your baby will be born with 7 arms, and on fire.

Wife: Honey, I told you not to charge the ipod at that temple. Thanks a lot!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

For every dollar you donate to the temple electrical fund, we’ll plant a cause for wholesome effect.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

For healthy devises, approach the electric plugs with due reverence.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I think this is where Thomas Merton died.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

(Guess I should have added a “if ya know what I mean *wink wink* *nudge nudge* to my last post…)

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

No electrons ar allowed to cross the Forbidden band.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

“1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 GIGAWATTS! 1.21 GIGGAWATS!!!”
“Doc, what the hells a gigawatt?”

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

I assure you the intentions of my electrical plugs are totally honorable. And they always carry ground fault protection.

Tom P.
Tom P.
10 years ago

It must be the Manchurian Translation.

sparky8367
sparky8367
10 years ago

I’m all for unwholesome effects and normally have to pay, but this is for free! What a beautiful world!

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

…also death, and you will not get to go to your party where your cake is waiting for you.

A non-ymous
A non-ymous
10 years ago

“Please excuse the verbosity of our signage; our English is, perhaps, inelegant.”

br
br
10 years ago

Don’t try to speed up the charging of the devise by electrocuting someone. You have to wait for them to die naturally, or else you don’t get a single cent from that will!

anonymouse
anonymouse
10 years ago

Let’s be mindful of the next generation please.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Now see, the primo reason me an Vinnie an Tony here have come to your establishment as a courtesy, is that we might speak to you about your seriously delinquent personal loan recompensation, your non-payment of which, will have planted causes for unwholesome future effects.

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