Future Shock!

Future Shock!

posted on 2 Mar 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Stephen McAllan.
Found at Chinese temple in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. 

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DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

For some reason I do not find the phrase “will have planted causes for unwholesome future effects” as threatening as “will be punished”.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Its a lottery,one false move and you’re gone.

coffeebot
8 years ago

Marty, we need to go back to the future.

krysto4
krysto4
8 years ago

“Ward, I think what the Beaver needs is a wholesome 50,000 volt charge.”

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

That is, if the devise (sic) you are casually charging is a flux capacitor.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Caution: Wall outlet carries 1.21 gigawatts of power. Not safe for children, people with pacemakers, or mad scientists with DeLoreans.

SF
SF
8 years ago

I didn’t need the notice. A look at the plugs is dissuasive enough.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Eh… I’ll rather use ear-plugs.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

DANGER 440V Bad Karma

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

Sounds like a vibrator docking station.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Are you into casual recharging? Or should I dress up?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Listen, Ryan, if you try to juice up your Ipad here, we will f— you up real good!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Forgive me. For I have reversed polarity.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Want to stay out of Chinese Hell?
Bring extra batteries.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

Sounds like it might awaken Godzilla.

coffeebot
8 years ago

I know. Somebody water the power plant.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

Yeah, that sort of thing can happen with unprotected plugs and sockets.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Future effects such as these will affect you in the future.

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Looks like a loo here. Worry not, I shall plug somewhere else (!!)

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Doctor: I am sorry, but your baby will be born with 7 arms, and on fire.

Wife: Honey, I told you not to charge the ipod at that temple. Thanks a lot!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

For every dollar you donate to the temple electrical fund, we’ll plant a cause for wholesome effect.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

For healthy devises, approach the electric plugs with due reverence.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I think this is where Thomas Merton died.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

(Guess I should have added a “if ya know what I mean *wink wink* *nudge nudge* to my last post…)

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

No electrons ar allowed to cross the Forbidden band.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

“1.21 gigawatts? 1.21 GIGAWATTS! 1.21 GIGGAWATS!!!”
“Doc, what the hells a gigawatt?”

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

I assure you the intentions of my electrical plugs are totally honorable. And they always carry ground fault protection.

Tom P.
Tom P.
8 years ago

It must be the Manchurian Translation.

sparky8367
sparky8367
8 years ago

I’m all for unwholesome effects and normally have to pay, but this is for free! What a beautiful world!

Sam
Sam
8 years ago

…also death, and you will not get to go to your party where your cake is waiting for you.

A non-ymous
A non-ymous
8 years ago

“Please excuse the verbosity of our signage; our English is, perhaps, inelegant.”

br
br
8 years ago

Don’t try to speed up the charging of the devise by electrocuting someone. You have to wait for them to die naturally, or else you don’t get a single cent from that will!

anonymouse
anonymouse
8 years ago

Let’s be mindful of the next generation please.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Now see, the primo reason me an Vinnie an Tony here have come to your establishment as a courtesy, is that we might speak to you about your seriously delinquent personal loan recompensation, your non-payment of which, will have planted causes for unwholesome future effects.

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