“How would you like to to be served?”

“How would you like to to be served?”

posted on 18 Mar 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Joe Voigts.
Menu found in Qingdao, China. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

…but it gave the wrong answer and is now your main course

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

All sorts of crazy stuff has been happening since they repealed that legislation

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Befroe or after it was cooked.

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

“Mr. Squid, do you consent to be on the menu?”
“Heck no, and don’t even try cooking me, I’m heavily armed.”

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

… but its answer was ignored.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

The squid was glad to be of serving…

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Must be a Brooklyn squid. (“Hey, I wanna axe you a question.”)

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

And how do you say pizza in Squidlish?

SF
SF
8 years ago

Doing God’s wok.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

That’s the politest restaurant I’ve ever seen.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

It came as no surprise that the squid’s answer was in ink.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

9 out of ten squids agree that looking like the Great Cthulhu is kinda neat.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

…but didn’t have an ink-ling of what would await him.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

A Squid robbed a bank. He was described as two foot tall, greyish, and very well armed

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Shark swims past Squid who lloks very sick. He says to the Squid. “Hop up on my back mate, and I will give you a ride to where you are going.”

On the way he meets Dolphin who he had been olaying Poker with the previous night. Dolphin. Dolphin asks. “Have you got my money?”

Shark replies. “Yeah. Here’s that six quid I owe you.”

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Was the Squid battered before it was killed, or afterwards?

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

Just like in the court.

Lerm
Lerm
8 years ago

The golf playing kangaroos just don’t want to know about it. They weren’t asked…….

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

And the squid answered “What . . . but I am not even one of the ingredients!”

Tactless
8 years ago

The shrimp, on the other hand…

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

But didn’t know any better because it came from Squid Row

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

“The chair is against the wall”
“John has a long mustache”
“The crow flies at midnight”

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

And we interpreted its silence to mean.. “Yes you can cull me, cook me,
and serve me in your restaurant”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

You mean the squid was AXED.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
8 years ago

Who’d answer stupid questions for 28 Yuan? A squid is too smart for your cheap Q&A game, for this price it’d better end up in someone’s mouth.

scars
scars
8 years ago

“Is there any last request, squid?”

Christian
Christian
8 years ago

… but it didn’t change its destiny in any way…

emily
emily
8 years ago

…. so we declare the diner not guilty of eating it ………..

cocaslocas
cocaslocas
8 years ago

the squid didn’t read the fine print…

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

what’s it answering?

SB DA WANG
SB DA WANG
8 years ago

There’s not even a squid in the Chinese original… How mysterious!

The Elusive Sea Donkey
The Elusive Sea Donkey
8 years ago

“Eeeeh…Squidward?”

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