I don’t dare question my snacks authority…

I don’t dare question my snacks authority…

posted on 20 Mar 2012 in Snacks

Photo courtesy of Shirley Lee.
Wrapper from a sweet souvenir found in Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

I want a bold strawberry not one of the wishy washy incipid ones.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

I am not gay. I want a she.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

I don’t know the divination of strawberries but I know chanting my lover’s name and eating the smallest strawberries will end up in ER.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

But what if I’m in a committed relationship with some other vegetable?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Wait a MINUTE!!! These ‘strawberries’ are mushroom shaped!

beechoak
beechoak
8 years ago

Strawberries: they make you quiver with antici… PATION!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I put a trembling strawberry into my mouth. It died horribly.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

If you eat strawberry jam, you will become a promiscuous tart.

SF
SF
8 years ago

If you really want to chant your lover’s name three times while eating the biggest strawberry, please do it elsewhere. And don’t forget your napkin.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

I think this is strawberry blotter acid. NICE DREAMS.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

I tried that with a rutabaga once and my mother-in-law appeared.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

the perfect marriage of Inception and Stalking

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

@ Big Fat Cat: too bad, this in one for the fruits

Classic Steve
8 years ago

If you take the blueberry instead, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

Terri
Terri
8 years ago

What happens if I chant my lover’s name three times when I eat the biggest banana? Will I dream that I am kneeling by his bed?

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

After the Wicked Queen’s failure with poisoned apples, she turned to the ever-popular strawberries to rid the world of naive-lovesick-princesses.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

I thought that’s how you summoned Beetlejuice.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Is this a recipe for strawberry quake?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Free will is the ability of agents to make choices free from the constraints of small strawberries.

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Problem is . . . his name is too common (!!)

Anchor
Anchor
8 years ago

Yeah I know the divination by strawberries. Still trying to forget.

SilverRose
SilverRose
8 years ago

Note to self, never eat the smallest strawberry again. I see enough weird stuff in my dreams.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

KY Strawberry Jelly

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

Despite a few errors and some dramatized uses of word, I think they worked hard to write it lol.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Mutter “rhubarb rhubarb” and you get a whole crowd of friends

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

So saith the Emperor.

RT
RT
8 years ago

i think the script writers for japanese visual novels are starting to run out of ideas.

Take 2
Take 2
8 years ago

If your first kiss tastes sweet-sour, you’re doing it wrong.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

@Take 2. Or you are doing it upside down,

emily
emily
8 years ago

Caution! Do not substitute strawberries with other berries!
Adverse effects:-

Chanting with blueberry —- will end up feeling blue.
Chanting with blackberry — will wake up with a black eye
Chanting with cranberry —- will end up cranky.

emily
emily
8 years ago

What a clever way to sell undersized fruits!

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Why don’t I not try that once tonight… because I’m not gay.

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

Why not try? ’cause I’m allergic to strawberries, thank you.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Strawberry Fields forever.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Ahh! So those were ben-wa balls Captain Queeg was rolling in his hand.

Casey
Casey
8 years ago

I know strawberries are an aphrodisiac, but this is too much!

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

that strawberry must be freezing in the cold breeze

sam
sam
8 years ago

…Only if you copy and paste this on 50 friends facebook walls…

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

Your boyfriend is a fruit? That’s okay, my celery stalks.

TripleU
TripleU
8 years ago

But I’ve been hurt by so many other berries before…

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Sounds like a bad acid trip to me.

Hello!
Hello!
6 years ago

Trembling? It must be scared!

KirbyMario12345
KirbyMario12345
6 years ago

I don’t like strawberries, but if my lover were to appear then I’d eat one. That makes happy love time.

Its a me!
Its a me!
5 years ago

Without TOTAL FAIL, or just fail?

Myself
4 years ago

I tried that. All that happened was that I hallucinated I was Florence Welch. It was great, though. I finally nailed singing “Cosmic Love”, and I’ve been trying to turn back into Florence Welch ever since. (This is a “personal meme”, so to speak, and only my close friends would get it, but I just had to post this here)

Myself
4 years ago

Wait a minute! Those directions forgot a step! Before you eat the smallest strawberry, you need to copy that text and post it on 50 Pandora band pages!

Myself
3 years ago

@Myself Explanation of my two previous posts: on Pandora, basically all the comments, to all songs and bands, are chain-comment trolls. One day, I lost a game of belote (a card game) with my friends and, as my penalty, had to go and repeat a Pandora chain comment. The next day, coincidence or not (hint: coincidence), I came down with a disastrous fever which culminated in me hallucinating that I was Florence Welch, the lead singer of the art-pop band Florence + the Machine. And it was fun being Florence Welch. Now and again I imagine serendipitously meeting Florence Welch… Read more »

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