I love my children well done!

I love my children well done!

posted on 12 Mar 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Igor Solodchenko.
Menu spotted in China.

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Chris
Chris
8 years ago

That’ll happen if you’re not careful when you smork.

JohnZ
JohnZ
8 years ago

Be aware, not a consequence of the 1 child policy.

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

Guess eating babies doesnt only happen in China…

YYD
YYD
8 years ago

Literal translation:
White snow sauce obese ox/white snow fat beef in sauce.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

FedOx: When It Absolutely, Positively, has to be burned and eaten overnight.

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

That is very bitter indeed.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

This is a poster outside the principal’s office to remind children the results of not behaving according to rules of the Communist Party

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Burning kids often does lead to bitter rows

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

That’s ONE way to deal with kids who won’t go to bed at night.

marietta
marietta
8 years ago

This is the real ending of Hansel and Gretel.

RT
RT
8 years ago

i love the smell of napalm, i mean nathan, in the morning

beechoak
beechoak
8 years ago

Call it a weakness…

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

It’s a bit blurry: Is it “Bitter Row” or “Better Row” .. of burned children?

caspianking
caspianking
8 years ago

Sure, children are bitter and burned, but when served on rice….

Salome
Salome
8 years ago

Prop from Kurosawa’s version of Titus Andronicus.

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

@YYD: How did “White snow sauce obese ox/white snow fat beef in sauce” end up being translated as “Bitter row of children burnt over night”?… I’d like to get hold of that dictionary…

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

Sorry folks, but I gave this a “1” as a rare misstep/blunder by the Engrish.com people.

This one is simply not funny with the news today of a US soldier slaughtering 11 Afghani civiiians and burning some of the bodies……including several children.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

with rice no doubt.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

@Jewels. It is actiually “Snow White Sauce” They used her for a garnish on top of the roasted 7 dwarfs.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

This is actually Soylent Green PREMIUM.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Yes indeed. I imagine most children would kick up a mighty bitter row, as you burnt them.

blr
blr
8 years ago

Ah, it’s the Hansel and Gretel special…

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

“Now line up children in a straight row. Never mind what we’re doing.”

Tai Fu
Tai Fu
8 years ago

I saw on the news that China is going to do something about these weird English in menus, because it’s scaring people. “Chicken without sex” anyone?

John Leonard
John Leonard
8 years ago

Guess they didn’t get those private school vouchers they wanted.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

How do like children?

Well done.

W.C. Fields

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

homeshooled? try homefried

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

The slumber party was going great until, feeling hurt when everyone started pillow-fighting in spite of her forgetting hers, Mary grabbed her curling iron.

anonymouse
anonymouse
8 years ago

Where’s Johnny? Oh, never mind.

nash
nash
8 years ago

Can I get some hot sauce for that?

Brenda Treagan
Brenda Treagan
8 years ago

So thats where the bodies that burned at the orphanage ended up!

aRTURO DE LAS PUERTOS
aRTURO DE LAS PUERTOS
6 years ago

– learn how to make exceent ybean soup [this is not really so east but black beans are good for you]

– obtain a complete,small octopus, fresh.n

– cook pot of black beans with octopus on top–covered for
sufficient time to bring out thpe beautiful purple colortion.

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