I love my children well done!

I love my children well done!

posted on 12 Mar 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Igor Solodchenko.
Menu spotted in China.

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Chris
Chris
10 years ago

That’ll happen if you’re not careful when you smork.

JohnZ
JohnZ
10 years ago

Be aware, not a consequence of the 1 child policy.

SuSu
SuSu
10 years ago

Guess eating babies doesnt only happen in China…

YYD
YYD
10 years ago

Literal translation:
White snow sauce obese ox/white snow fat beef in sauce.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

FedOx: When It Absolutely, Positively, has to be burned and eaten overnight.

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

That is very bitter indeed.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

This is a poster outside the principal’s office to remind children the results of not behaving according to rules of the Communist Party

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Burning kids often does lead to bitter rows

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

That’s ONE way to deal with kids who won’t go to bed at night.

marietta
marietta
10 years ago

This is the real ending of Hansel and Gretel.

RT
RT
10 years ago

i love the smell of napalm, i mean nathan, in the morning

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Call it a weakness…

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

It’s a bit blurry: Is it “Bitter Row” or “Better Row” .. of burned children?

caspianking
caspianking
10 years ago

Sure, children are bitter and burned, but when served on rice….

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Prop from Kurosawa’s version of Titus Andronicus.

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

@YYD: How did “White snow sauce obese ox/white snow fat beef in sauce” end up being translated as “Bitter row of children burnt over night”?… I’d like to get hold of that dictionary…

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

Sorry folks, but I gave this a “1” as a rare misstep/blunder by the Engrish.com people.

This one is simply not funny with the news today of a US soldier slaughtering 11 Afghani civiiians and burning some of the bodies……including several children.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

with rice no doubt.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@Jewels. It is actiually “Snow White Sauce” They used her for a garnish on top of the roasted 7 dwarfs.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

This is actually Soylent Green PREMIUM.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Yes indeed. I imagine most children would kick up a mighty bitter row, as you burnt them.

blr
blr
10 years ago

Ah, it’s the Hansel and Gretel special…

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“Now line up children in a straight row. Never mind what we’re doing.”

Tai Fu
Tai Fu
10 years ago

I saw on the news that China is going to do something about these weird English in menus, because it’s scaring people. “Chicken without sex” anyone?

John Leonard
John Leonard
10 years ago

Guess they didn’t get those private school vouchers they wanted.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

How do like children?

Well done.

W.C. Fields

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

homeshooled? try homefried

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

The slumber party was going great until, feeling hurt when everyone started pillow-fighting in spite of her forgetting hers, Mary grabbed her curling iron.

anonymouse
anonymouse
10 years ago

Where’s Johnny? Oh, never mind.

nash
nash
10 years ago

Can I get some hot sauce for that?

Brenda Treagan
Brenda Treagan
10 years ago

So thats where the bodies that burned at the orphanage ended up!

aRTURO DE LAS PUERTOS
aRTURO DE LAS PUERTOS
8 years ago

– learn how to make exceent ybean soup [this is not really so east but black beans are good for you]

– obtain a complete,small octopus, fresh.n

– cook pot of black beans with octopus on top–covered for
sufficient time to bring out thpe beautiful purple colortion.

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