Liability Insurapoo available

Liability Insurapoo available

posted on 24 Mar 2012 in Chinglish

They don’t look avail age…

Photo courtesy of Chris.
Flyer found in Hong Kong.  

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Salome
Salome
8 years ago

There really is a place called Doomben, but it’s nowhere near Hong Kong.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Great. Can you get someone who speolallzes in English to read this to me?

Jazzy
Jazzy
8 years ago

Would you buy a used car from this guy?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Insurapoo — what the Geico caveman in the bushes.

Qiezei
8 years ago

We gaorantuu our pordents are ot the hihgest qualtiy for yore saofactor. Honda metal baby the recentest model of drlve wtih $2000 done.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

From high atop Mount Doomben, the MiWheel Insurapoo agents are watching.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

I ancestor to avoid this company.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Just the place for poil-sale and insurapoo

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

I use a shaman to call up you ancestor and he told me your quote is overpriced.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Oh, MY WHEEL . . . this is teetotally insomprehonslbie !
Is any transaction into simple English avail age ??
We look backward to your disservice to the image of Hong Kong.
Please never contact us by:

Yours frightfully.

SF
SF
8 years ago

If you have a claim, it will be difficult …

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Yeah Doomben is here in Brissie. It is a racetrack.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

QBE Insurance refused to pay one cent for anything I lost on the Brissie floods. It certainly is a Insurapoo, staffed by heaps of excrement.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

As seller you have to coomlchend this doomben, and have poomussion signed tin tripliccote by your ancestors with.
This is a soomple mutter.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Best rickshaws in Hong Kong

Bob T
Bob T
8 years ago

Who do I call to fill a clam?

Gloria
Gloria
8 years ago

Personal discussions are doomben. My insurance poodle will contact your insurance poodle by private ancestor and e-mail.

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

Are your sales staff over 16? I have some personal discussions in mind.

RT
RT
8 years ago

*a few days ago*

WANTED: typist for MiWheelMotor

must type at least 60 wpm, typing accuracy and fluency in english not required.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

I’m looking for a speolallz car

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

What available age do you have for personal discussions?

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

I believe Mt. Doomben is in Scotland. It’s affectionately called *Little Ben* by the locals. It is also where their ancestors took the first census & recorded it in the Doombensday Booke.

davonblr
davonblr
8 years ago

Insurapoo…beacuase it’s worth s***!

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

what about pre and post sale insurapoo?

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Oh no, I lost my registration noomba, I’m Doombed,
Doombed I tell ya!

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