Playing tricks with pasta

Playing tricks with pasta

posted on 28 Mar 2012 in Menus

For dessert I’ll have the Happy Ending…

Photo courtesy of Clint Schroeder.

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Not greek style then

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Excuse me, waiter? My whore is a little bland.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

I would like to order the Penis Presto but no garlic.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

The Penis Alfredo is not creamy enough.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

customer: “Are these cherry tomatoes?”
waiter: “Not even close.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Zesty is the best kind.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Mare? I guess the rodeo must be in town.

SF
SF
8 years ago

Waiter! There’s tomato sauce in my fly.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Had to check this out.
“puttanesca” is literally “whore’s style spaghetti” in Italian.

(This explains why those restaurants have paper tablecloths.)

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Whorely epic failure

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

It’s better than the tomato sauce thats just goes through the motions.

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

It’s their red light special

Bill W
Bill W
8 years ago

It goes well with the next entre.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

Mmm try the new Vafanculo sauce and a Mangia Merde for dessert.

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Waiter: No sir, your bill is correct. STDs are extra….

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

… and a side of bearded clams.

Detroit Mac
Detroit Mac
8 years ago

When this cigarette is out – you better be done with your meal.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

It is obviously the wrong time of the month to order the Pasta.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Cost: Around $50 for three courses without drinks.

Overall Impression: An enjoyable dining experience, although the penne puttanesca had a strange but familiar tang about it, which left me with an unusual rash, difficult passing urine and a sense of shame. 3/5.

RT
RT
8 years ago

the only restaurant where you’ll be disappointed by how fast the entree comes.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

“Pasta puttanesca is known as “whore’s pasta.” The name of this robust pasta dish originated in Naples after the local women of easy virtue. All the ingredients are just as easy to put your hands on, making this a quick and satisfying meal!”

Mama Mia thats ital-rish

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

@josh. If you find the pasta “satisfying”, you must be doing something very devious with your food.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Not bad for only a penne. HAH

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Which raises the question: would putonesca be pasta for happy guys?

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Several of the tomatoes have repented and become nuns

Phillip
Phillip
8 years ago

As the poster stated above, smelly or zesty whore is what Puttanesca actually means in Italian. Most Americans don’t know this.

So, for some, I guess the jokes on us!

snickers
snickers
8 years ago

The Penna Alfredo with creamy white sauce complements the zesty whore sauce very well.

DanT
DanT
8 years ago

Homade Pasta

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