Sharks beware: there’s a new carnivore on the waters.

Sharks beware: there’s a new carnivore on the waters.

posted on 7 Mar 2012 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Bianca Benn.
Toddler tshirt found in Singapore. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Be concerned seriously concerned.

Silly Uncle Willy
8 years ago

Oh, my girdle is wetting me.

SF
SF
8 years ago

And as this is Singapore you’ll be fined S$ 5,000 for spunking outside the girdle of the sea. Big Bear is watching you.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

If little bear had kept his girdle on and his inner yearnings to himself he wouldn’t have been submerged by a tidal wave of spunk

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Pick up line most likely to result in physical injury & / or incarceration: Hey baby, wanna surf the spunk tsunami?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

If I stare at this shirt long enough I might be able to find some part of it that isn’t wrong.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

Dude, the trick is to shoot through the girdle and into the bra; then you’ll have a killer ride!

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
8 years ago

I hope the shirt isn’t about a bear who is trying to get off on a beach… 😀

coffeebot
8 years ago

he bearly came

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

CAUTION Drop Bears can be detrimental to your health.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

There once was a Bear from Tashkent,
Whose Penis was terribly bent,.
So that when he essayed,
To make love to a maid,
Instead of coming he went.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

What is the bear doing to the large round banded object that resembles Jupiter or Uranus?

Salome
Salome
8 years ago

My home is girt by sea.

Brandon Arkell
8 years ago

Do people not realise that “spunk” originally meant “impishness” or “roguishness”? It isn’t necessarily sexual lolol.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

@Brandon Arknell … and Sport used to mean twisted disfigured mutants… er…. challenged persons.

RT
RT
8 years ago

so, you’re telling me there’s no chicken of the sea, but there’s a girdle-wearing bear of the sea?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

yeah…I’d wear that. Maybe not to my wedding but maybe a funeral or job interview or something

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Pro surfing has found a new icon

snickers
snickers
8 years ago

must be all those humpback and sperm whales

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Humpingback Whales?

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

Girdle of the sea. For the self-conscious whale.

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

Boundless sea… but only within the girdle.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Don’t eat the porridge.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

I suspect the first word was supposed to be “SPLORT!”

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Care Bears on vacation.

Laughingstock
Laughingstock
8 years ago

@ sparky HAaaahahaha yeah, CareBears Gone Wild! Singapore must be the ‘New Orleans during Mardi Gras’ of Asia, where spunking within the girdle of the sea is the favorite sport…

pedo
pedo
8 years ago

Pedobear likes your spunk girdle…. Pedobear likes it much

Tracie
Tracie
8 years ago

Hate when I get spunk in my girdle.

egg fly rie
egg fly rie
8 years ago

Looks like Poon bear and that weird robot from the supper glue thing.. now with SPUNK!

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Smokey says: Only you prevent sea spunking.

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