The emperor doesn’t like to talk about it…

The emperor doesn’t like to talk about it…

posted on 14 Mar 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Irwhan Rashid.
Menu found in Canton, China. 

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SF
SF
8 years ago

To emperor’s small what? Has the Emperor come for lunch in his new clothes?

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Love of inanimate objects.

beechoak
beechoak
8 years ago

“Sufferin’ Succotash! How’d THIS get on the menu? Now the whole Empire knows!”

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

The signboard mocked the emperor’s “small”, therefore it was sentenced to death by frying.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Not only does the Emperor have no clothes, but he has a small

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The Empress has been aware of this for some time now.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Fried? At least it isn’t TIED to his small

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

The emperor’s guards caught the signmaker in the act and summarily executed him before he could complete his defamatory sign.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

It may be small, but it is obviously good enough to eat.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Enjoy delicious tastes and our patented in-restaurant entertainment: Cryptic crossword menus! Sudoku drinks lists!! And rest rooms that double as zany rounds of twister!!!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

History knows him as Peter The Great.
The Empress knows him as Little Richard.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Q: Why did the Emperor had to join actors equity?

A. Because he had a small part playing in The Empress’s Gardwn.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

If it is a Cryptic Menu….The answer is Fried Chinese Sausage with Cashews.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

The empress had difficulties to read the sign since she got married.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

The emperor later helped Bill Gates to establish Microsoft.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

First there’s Adult Engrish saying, “It is cool to **** the empress.” Now this. I swear, that emperor gets no respect.

Conventi
Conventi
8 years ago

From the menu card of the Death Star cantina.

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Literally . . . “Signature Dish: King (Emperor) of Stir-fried Chop-suey”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Oh, that’s gonna hurt when he pulls it off.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

This menu is a la card…

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Waiter: And how would you like signboard sir?

Man: Well done please. Small one on the side.

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
8 years ago

Napoleon Bonaparte need not apply.

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

So the emperor’s small likes fried signboard?

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Only the long survive.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Luke, it is your destiny to fry the Emperor’s small. (Darth Vader).

Ricky R.
Ricky R.
8 years ago

Confucius say woman who fries emperor’s small get honorable owie.

Meminoch
Meminoch
8 years ago

That’s what happens when the emperor smorks.

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