Way to ruin my day…

Way to ruin my day…

posted on 30 Mar 2012 in Chinglish

I got all my curvet out of my system on the way over….

Photo courtesy of Emma Merritt.
Found at a club in Shanghai. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Nonsensical warning signs permitted

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Is bombing and splashing OK

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

Wet pillows can pack quite a whallop.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Pay attention, cuz I ruined my feather pillow at that pool.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Water-bed fight must be allowed!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Curvet: a prancing leap of a horse in which the hind legs are raised just before the forelegs touch the ground.

HEY YOU! YOU WITH THE HORSE! OUTTA THE POOL!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

@jjhitt: But I was playing water polo!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Pillow fights are all fun and games until someone loses all their down.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Some hullabaloo permitted but be sensible.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

If you play water pollo, keep poney nose up so as to not drowned.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Ha, swimming pools – is there ANYTHING allowed at all?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Pillow fight fatalities are way down since we put up the sign.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

@jjhitt; Is that what the life guards mean when they say no horseplay around the pool?

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Also: Ever since care fell into the water, people have been ignoring the pool rules a lot more.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

No Super Soaker fights in the hotel beds either.

Dervrak
Dervrak
10 years ago

Hugh Heffner is really cracking down on hyjink around the Playboy Mansion pool area…

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

@jjhitt: Most people just shorten that to “No Horseplay”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I lament the good old days where everything is allowed, incl sex and drugs, at the pool.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

No, I think they mean no CORVETTES are allowed. Hey you kids! Get that sports car outta the pool!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Some day we will find “SWIMMING NOT ALLOWED” erected beside a swimming pool . . .

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

I think all the young ladies should “crack down” on men wearing skimpy swimming costumes.

RT
RT
10 years ago

but i always hurdle off the diving platform on horseback while pillow fighting my women friends in midair at the pool…

airplayne
10 years ago

Waddaya mean you don’t use horses in water polo?!?!?

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

No pillow fights, ok. What about panty raids?

ccY
ccY
10 years ago

Thou shall not covet…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Man, a pillowfighting horseman diving via curvet must be gettin’ some sweet jailtime, but it’s worth it!

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

why? pillow fight is not dangerous!!

CUBE
CUBE
10 years ago

Never bring a pillow to a splash fight… And when you’re around these guys, wear a raincoat when they have pillow fights!

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