Way to ruin my day…

Way to ruin my day…

posted on 30 Mar 2012 in Chinglish

I got all my curvet out of my system on the way over….

Photo courtesy of Emma Merritt.
Found at a club in Shanghai. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Nonsensical warning signs permitted

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Is bombing and splashing OK

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

Wet pillows can pack quite a whallop.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

Pay attention, cuz I ruined my feather pillow at that pool.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Water-bed fight must be allowed!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Curvet: a prancing leap of a horse in which the hind legs are raised just before the forelegs touch the ground.

HEY YOU! YOU WITH THE HORSE! OUTTA THE POOL!

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

@jjhitt: But I was playing water polo!

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Pillow fights are all fun and games until someone loses all their down.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Some hullabaloo permitted but be sensible.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

If you play water pollo, keep poney nose up so as to not drowned.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Ha, swimming pools – is there ANYTHING allowed at all?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Pillow fight fatalities are way down since we put up the sign.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

@jjhitt; Is that what the life guards mean when they say no horseplay around the pool?

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Also: Ever since care fell into the water, people have been ignoring the pool rules a lot more.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

No Super Soaker fights in the hotel beds either.

Dervrak
Dervrak
8 years ago

Hugh Heffner is really cracking down on hyjink around the Playboy Mansion pool area…

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

@jjhitt: Most people just shorten that to “No Horseplay”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

I lament the good old days where everything is allowed, incl sex and drugs, at the pool.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

No, I think they mean no CORVETTES are allowed. Hey you kids! Get that sports car outta the pool!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Some day we will find “SWIMMING NOT ALLOWED” erected beside a swimming pool . . .

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

I think all the young ladies should “crack down” on men wearing skimpy swimming costumes.

RT
RT
8 years ago

but i always hurdle off the diving platform on horseback while pillow fighting my women friends in midair at the pool…

airplayne
8 years ago

Waddaya mean you don’t use horses in water polo?!?!?

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

No pillow fights, ok. What about panty raids?

ccY
ccY
8 years ago

Thou shall not covet…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
8 years ago

Man, a pillowfighting horseman diving via curvet must be gettin’ some sweet jailtime, but it’s worth it!

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

why? pillow fight is not dangerous!!

CUBE
CUBE
8 years ago

Never bring a pillow to a splash fight… And when you’re around these guys, wear a raincoat when they have pillow fights!

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