Wipe that smork off your face.

Wipe that smork off your face.

posted on 11 Mar 2012 in Signs

No-smorking please; I’m trying to quirt.

Photo courtesy of Kim Terca.
Found in Tokyo. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Looks like the Smorking area has better tables and chairs.

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

A classic.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Second-hand smork runined my dining experience.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Where there’s smork there’s frire.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

… where Smurfs go to appease their addiction…

V-man
V-man
10 years ago

“Smork” sounds very similar to the root of the Russian word that means “to blow one’s nose”. My first thought was “Wow, their restaurants have designated nose-blowing areas! What a country!”

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Hey, you dork, would you please not smork? I’m trying to enjoy this creamed pork with my spork.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

This word is so common that I can only assume it’s not a mistake.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Look at those bottles on the shelves in the no-smorking area. You can only choose between smorking and drinking in this bar.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ Smorking in the Broys Room… ♫

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

The no-smorking area actually looks smokier than the smorking area. Or should I say smorkier?

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

@stopchicks: Creamed pork with your spork? I think I’m gonna hork.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Hey Waiter, smorked pork, served with fork – or, um . . . smorked poke, served with foke, please !

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

beechoak: Actually, I think it’s where the Snorks go. Or is it the Smorks?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Papa Smork endorses this.

Curious G
Curious G
10 years ago

Where are the arse-trays for the smorkers?

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Smork calling Orston, come in Orston…

S Clay Wilson
S Clay Wilson
10 years ago

What? No private booths in the smorking area?

S Clay Wilson
S Clay Wilson
10 years ago

♫ You always smork the one you love…♫

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

Well, Horry Smork… why are they empty?

Hawkboy72
Hawkboy72
10 years ago

Hey, no forking smorking Ok!!!!!!!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

porking.
gorking.
forking.
working.

Bet you got the last one wrong.

Davey8
Davey8
10 years ago

I’d recommend the Nircodem Gurm. It’ll help control your carvings.

Robert Turner
Robert Turner
10 years ago

… I’ve tried taborco patches and eveything…

blr
blr
10 years ago

Oh great, so there is a smorking area! So we can smoke and smork at the same time…

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

they misspelled “Alea”.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Management: And if you don’t like it, smuck you!

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Smorking – The act of smirking whilst smoking a cigarette.

Ricky R.
Ricky R.
10 years ago

You can’t smork, but you can smurf, right? Except in New York City – Bloomberg outlawed that.

SpicyChick
SpicyChick
10 years ago

Wow! the smorking area is more elegant than the non-smorking area.

snickers
snickers
10 years ago

No wonder the no-smorking area looks so smoky, they never actually said you couldn’t smoke.

krypto
krypto
9 years ago

To smork or not to smork, THAT is the question!

bIrqul
bIrqul
9 years ago

Ah, a restaurant owned and operated by Deep Purple fans! “Smork on the water/The fire in the sky”

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