Wipe that smork off your face.

Wipe that smork off your face.

posted on 11 Mar 2012 in Signs

No-smorking please; I’m trying to quirt.

Photo courtesy of Kim Terca.
Found in Tokyo. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Looks like the Smorking area has better tables and chairs.

Silly Uncle Willy
8 years ago

A classic.

coffeebot
8 years ago

Second-hand smork runined my dining experience.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Where there’s smork there’s frire.

beechoak
beechoak
8 years ago

… where Smurfs go to appease their addiction…

V-man
V-man
8 years ago

“Smork” sounds very similar to the root of the Russian word that means “to blow one’s nose”. My first thought was “Wow, their restaurants have designated nose-blowing areas! What a country!”

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

Hey, you dork, would you please not smork? I’m trying to enjoy this creamed pork with my spork.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

This word is so common that I can only assume it’s not a mistake.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Look at those bottles on the shelves in the no-smorking area. You can only choose between smorking and drinking in this bar.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

♫ Smorking in the Broys Room… ♫

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

The no-smorking area actually looks smokier than the smorking area. Or should I say smorkier?

Silly Uncle Willy
8 years ago

@stopchicks: Creamed pork with your spork? I think I’m gonna hork.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Hey Waiter, smorked pork, served with fork – or, um . . . smorked poke, served with foke, please !

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

beechoak: Actually, I think it’s where the Snorks go. Or is it the Smorks?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Papa Smork endorses this.

Curious G
Curious G
8 years ago

Where are the arse-trays for the smorkers?

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

Smork calling Orston, come in Orston…

S Clay Wilson
S Clay Wilson
8 years ago

What? No private booths in the smorking area?

S Clay Wilson
S Clay Wilson
8 years ago

♫ You always smork the one you love…♫

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

Well, Horry Smork… why are they empty?

Hawkboy72
Hawkboy72
8 years ago

Hey, no forking smorking Ok!!!!!!!

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

porking.
gorking.
forking.
working.

Bet you got the last one wrong.

Davey8
Davey8
8 years ago

I’d recommend the Nircodem Gurm. It’ll help control your carvings.

Robert Turner
Robert Turner
8 years ago

… I’ve tried taborco patches and eveything…

blr
blr
8 years ago

Oh great, so there is a smorking area! So we can smoke and smork at the same time…

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

they misspelled “Alea”.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Management: And if you don’t like it, smuck you!

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Smorking – The act of smirking whilst smoking a cigarette.

Ricky R.
Ricky R.
8 years ago

You can’t smork, but you can smurf, right? Except in New York City – Bloomberg outlawed that.

SpicyChick
SpicyChick
8 years ago

Wow! the smorking area is more elegant than the non-smorking area.

snickers
snickers
8 years ago

No wonder the no-smorking area looks so smoky, they never actually said you couldn’t smoke.

krypto
krypto
8 years ago

To smork or not to smork, THAT is the question!

bIrqul
bIrqul
8 years ago

Ah, a restaurant owned and operated by Deep Purple fans! “Smork on the water/The fire in the sky”

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