All hail the rulers!

Visitors who wish to discipline themselves are directed to the designated self-flagellation area. Whips and chains will be provided for a nominal fee.

I guess the Superstitious Carving Serfs will have to find a new venue.

It’s OK, I’ve got a commercial cicada license.

“Accessible to the public during open hours” — I’ve always wondered what they meant by “open”.

Getting Shanghaied — It”s like a walk in the park.

Shanghai Municipal Court now gets to argue the distinction between unallowable, objectionable, and impermissible. And pray you don’t have occasion to shout “Is there a doctor in the park?” because even if there is – see Rule #5.

Rulers . . . to discover the geometry of the public park, or to draw lines to keep trespassers at bay?

Do not enter this park (except in designated areas)

Hope no animals wander into park without permits.

Open season on squirrel teasin’.

I must report for self discipline. I teased a cicada and performed the activity of a feudalistic nature.

Exposing one’s top is forbidden, but they don’t seem to have any problem with exposing one’s bottom.

In other words: Visitors, GET LOST!!

I saw a child begging his parents in the park to buy him a popsicle. I must report this to the ruler.

The accused did knowingly and willfully barbeque, while topless, fruits and seeds that had been dug up in the park, which along with torn up flowers that were to be used for their medicinal and supernatural properties. She was also flying a kite.

When you look at all the other rules, the one for mental patients is probably in their own best interest.

But I like cricket teasing!!

*reads rule 3*
SWEET! i can hose down birds in this park!

Those artificial hills are just paper mache”.

Can I poison the pigeons?

Do not fun!

visi-tors must be aware that during the ‘open’ hours they may not sh*t, put up posters, or lie about. It is unallowable. Also please not to expose yourself, and no peddling about. In other words, no prostitution.

If I stand real still and don’t breathe, am I OK?

Do not expose your top. Hoodies are fine

Guys.. the engrish is in 2nd line… “Rulers for visitors”

Stop that shrimp teasing! You’ll get us kicked out.

At least rulers are for free…

Back in my day, we climbed real hills, not these new fangled artificial ones.

The road to serfdom is only one bullied trout away

I’m disabled and have a tank..does that count?

Every visitor will have a ruler, to rule him throughout the park visit …

no feudalistic nature? damn, I was going to set up a duchy