All hail the rulers!

All hail the rulers!

posted on 25 Apr 2012 in Chinglish

Have fun!

Photo courtesy of C. Thorpe.
Found in People’s Park, Shanghai. 

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Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Visitors who wish to discipline themselves are directed to the designated self-flagellation area. Whips and chains will be provided for a nominal fee.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

I guess the Superstitious Carving Serfs will have to find a new venue.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

It’s OK, I’ve got a commercial cicada license.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“Accessible to the public during open hours” — I’ve always wondered what they meant by “open”.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Getting Shanghaied — It”s like a walk in the park.

DECMATH
DECMATH
8 years ago

Shanghai Municipal Court now gets to argue the distinction between unallowable, objectionable, and impermissible. And pray you don’t have occasion to shout “Is there a doctor in the park?” because even if there is – see Rule #5.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Rulers . . . to discover the geometry of the public park, or to draw lines to keep trespassers at bay?

airplayne
8 years ago

Do not enter this park (except in designated areas)

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Hope no animals wander into park without permits.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Open season on squirrel teasin’.

Dervrak
Dervrak
8 years ago

I must report for self discipline. I teased a cicada and performed the activity of a feudalistic nature.

SF
SF
8 years ago

Exposing one’s top is forbidden, but they don’t seem to have any problem with exposing one’s bottom.

InspectHerGadget
InspectHerGadget
8 years ago

In other words: Visitors, GET LOST!!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

I saw a child begging his parents in the park to buy him a popsicle. I must report this to the ruler.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The accused did knowingly and willfully barbeque, while topless, fruits and seeds that had been dug up in the park, which along with torn up flowers that were to be used for their medicinal and supernatural properties. She was also flying a kite.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

When you look at all the other rules, the one for mental patients is probably in their own best interest.

WithoutQuestion
WithoutQuestion
8 years ago

But I like cricket teasing!!

RT
RT
8 years ago

*reads rule 3*
SWEET! i can hose down birds in this park!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Those artificial hills are just paper mache”.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Can I poison the pigeons?

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Do not fun!

pasdrole
pasdrole
8 years ago

visi-tors must be aware that during the ‘open’ hours they may not sh*t, put up posters, or lie about. It is unallowable. Also please not to expose yourself, and no peddling about. In other words, no prostitution.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

If I stand real still and don’t breathe, am I OK?

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Do not expose your top. Hoodies are fine

Rajat
Rajat
8 years ago

Guys.. the engrish is in 2nd line… “Rulers for visitors”

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Stop that shrimp teasing! You’ll get us kicked out.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

At least rulers are for free…

Metalpancake
Metalpancake
8 years ago

Back in my day, we climbed real hills, not these new fangled artificial ones.

BC
BC
8 years ago

The road to serfdom is only one bullied trout away

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

I’m disabled and have a tank..does that count?

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

Every visitor will have a ruler, to rule him throughout the park visit …

garudamon11
garudamon11
8 years ago

no feudalistic nature? damn, I was going to set up a duchy

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