“Clean up on aisle four…”

“Clean up on aisle four…”

posted on 26 Apr 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Justin Fan.
Found in China. 

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FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

My best time is 3 and a half minutes.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Time Sex = happy hour

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

At Centurymart, you have sex once in a century

Aspirety
8 years ago

Here you can have sex in 37 different time periods at the same time.

scw
scw
8 years ago

(The Chinese means “disposable products” or “single-use products”)

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Please try not to spill it outside the cup.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Sorry, no time to lose.
Sorry… I mean Toulouse.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

A sex thing that explodes too late…

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Lets just start with a beer!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Beats the hell out of hanging out at Starbucks.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

I’m on a schedule

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

This must be a fertility clinic. #1 selling aphrodesiac: RICE.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

Brought to you the same folks who put a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

” If you have the inclination, you’ll want the time ! “

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

Brought to you by the same folks who put a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

” If you have the inclination, you’ll want the time ! “

( yes. where is that Edit Button ? )

Salome
Salome
8 years ago

One at a time for sex?

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Excuse me, is it something to time my performance or a one night stand thing?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

And in my country all we have is Daylight Savings Time.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

You’re timing me? Jeez, that puts the pressure on.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Time flies when you’re having…

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

One at a time, guys. One at a time.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Timecop, where are you?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

THE epic Chinese fail

Jellychop
Jellychop
8 years ago

It will last longer if you do it close to light speed.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Time flies like an arrow
Time sex like a disposable product

ccY
ccY
8 years ago

If u have the money, I have the time.

RT
RT
8 years ago

excuse me, is this the 10 inch-i mean, items or less line

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Salesgirl to supervisor: “For $1,000.00 cash how much should I take off?”

Supervisor: ‘I don’t know about you love, but everything but my cotton socks.’

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

@RT. Haha The 10″ or less line, and the over 10″ line. Interesting cioncept.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I see, they mean… ‘thingie’.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Be careful with the time travel sex thing, you may become your own grandfather.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Its a time sex thing. You wouldn’t understand.

Wm
Wm
8 years ago

一次性用品 = disposable products

This is a character-by-character literal translation.
一次 = one time
性 = a suffix similar to “-ness”, but also means “sex”
用品 = goods, products

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Thanks Wm, now go tell the store.

pikapal
8 years ago

The Stone Temple Pilots must shop here.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Where Dr. Who shops for adult novelties.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

If I could time in a bottle.

Zakawer
8 years ago

Can’t just be at this! It’s a time sex thing!

Zakawer
8 years ago

“a time sex thing”, says a man.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

the picture doesnt suggest either time or sex …

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

A time sex thing- when the big hand is on the bottom and the little hand is on the fourskin.

MFuentes
MFuentes
7 years ago

stop watches in aisle 3, wet wipes in aisle 5

Life's wish
Life's wish
7 years ago

Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey sex

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