“Clean up on aisle four…”

“Clean up on aisle four…”

posted on 26 Apr 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Justin Fan.
Found in China. 

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FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

My best time is 3 and a half minutes.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Time Sex = happy hour

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

At Centurymart, you have sex once in a century

Aspirety
10 years ago

Here you can have sex in 37 different time periods at the same time.

scw
scw
10 years ago

(The Chinese means “disposable products” or “single-use products”)

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Please try not to spill it outside the cup.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Sorry, no time to lose.
Sorry… I mean Toulouse.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

A sex thing that explodes too late…

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Lets just start with a beer!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Beats the hell out of hanging out at Starbucks.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

I’m on a schedule

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

This must be a fertility clinic. #1 selling aphrodesiac: RICE.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Brought to you the same folks who put a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

” If you have the inclination, you’ll want the time ! “

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Brought to you by the same folks who put a clock in the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

” If you have the inclination, you’ll want the time ! “

( yes. where is that Edit Button ? )

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

One at a time for sex?

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Excuse me, is it something to time my performance or a one night stand thing?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

And in my country all we have is Daylight Savings Time.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

You’re timing me? Jeez, that puts the pressure on.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Time flies when you’re having…

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

One at a time, guys. One at a time.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Timecop, where are you?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

THE epic Chinese fail

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

It will last longer if you do it close to light speed.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Time flies like an arrow
Time sex like a disposable product

ccY
ccY
10 years ago

If u have the money, I have the time.

RT
RT
10 years ago

excuse me, is this the 10 inch-i mean, items or less line

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Salesgirl to supervisor: “For $1,000.00 cash how much should I take off?”

Supervisor: ‘I don’t know about you love, but everything but my cotton socks.’

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@RT. Haha The 10″ or less line, and the over 10″ line. Interesting cioncept.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I see, they mean… ‘thingie’.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

Be careful with the time travel sex thing, you may become your own grandfather.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Its a time sex thing. You wouldn’t understand.

Wm
Wm
10 years ago

一次性用品 = disposable products

This is a character-by-character literal translation.
一次 = one time
性 = a suffix similar to “-ness”, but also means “sex”
用品 = goods, products

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Thanks Wm, now go tell the store.

pikapal
10 years ago

The Stone Temple Pilots must shop here.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Where Dr. Who shops for adult novelties.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

If I could time in a bottle.

Zakawer
10 years ago

Can’t just be at this! It’s a time sex thing!

Zakawer
10 years ago

“a time sex thing”, says a man.

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

the picture doesnt suggest either time or sex …

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

A time sex thing- when the big hand is on the bottom and the little hand is on the fourskin.

MFuentes
MFuentes
9 years ago

stop watches in aisle 3, wet wipes in aisle 5

Life's wish
Life's wish
8 years ago

Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey sex

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