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Good morning

posted on 11 Apr 2012 in Menus

Because the squash was already in a relationship…

Photo courtesy of Jim, Doug, Wendy and Chie.
Found at hotel buffet in Japan. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

You know you’ve had a good night when you wake up with a sultry pumpkin

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Prince: The gourd like squash formally known as….

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

You know you were drunk when you wake up naked in the produce section.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

My my! That gives me an entirely different slant on a “vegan” diet.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

No thanks I’ll have a cucumber instead.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

So that makes the traditional four veg . One pumpkin two potatoes and a gherkin.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The pumpkin may have been sultry, but it looks like the broccoli is still tripping.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Enough beer makes all pumpkins beautiful.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The pumpkin that likes to be thumped.

SF
SF
8 years ago

I kenw that Cinderella’s story was of Chinese origin.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Oh no. There are seeds everywhere.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Please turn back into a carriage so I don’t have to do the walk of shame.

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

Sorry, I’m on a low-sult diet.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

It must be a good mourning…

DECMATH
DECMATH
8 years ago

Sign made by pulling words at random from this classic verse?
“When the weather’s hot and sultry, ain’t no time to commit adult’ry.
When the frost is on the pumpkin… “

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

I find melons to be much more sultry.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

And a gourd morning to you too.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Searching for the perfect beginning of the day…
The pumpkin was hot, wait no, the pumpkin, the pumpkin was humid. The pumpkin was humid, no wait, hot, hot. The pumpkin was hot. The pumpkin was hot and wet, wet and hot. The pumpkin was wet and hot, hot and wet, wet and hot; that’s humid. The pumpkin was humid.
-So, do you say the pumpkin was humid? Or do you you say the pumpkin was moist?
-The pumpkin was sultry

Clearwater
Clearwater
8 years ago

I once dated a pumpkin. I had to break it off though, as he kept spilling his seed everywhere.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

The pumpkin was sultry. Now, just….
Well, most of the letters are the same.

Dale
Dale
8 years ago

I just couldn’t help myself. I was thinking with my carrot.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Chuck, Did you think it was “Sulfury” too? with that impediment that’s what I always thought she said, but I looked it up and every quote source says “sultry,” apparently a take on a quote from the Tale of Two Cities, “-‘The night was so very sultry.”

RT
RT
8 years ago

no thanks i prefer to have some nutmeg on pumpkin on pie crust action

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

And the turnip was torchy.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

*Massages temples while trying in vain to come up with a funny and/or clever caption that will not be disliked by the Mysterious Disliker, as I shall call him or her.*

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

Not as high-brow as that !!

More like was:

Was sultry. Now just slutty.

Andrew T.
Andrew T.
8 years ago

The Chinese underneath says: “Boringly hot pumpkin!”

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Ah yes, the good morning after Halloweenie.

Michelle
Michelle
7 years ago

Cinderella has some sultry pumpkins in her closet

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