I don’t think I’ll be going in…

I don’t think I’ll be going in…

posted on 2 Apr 2012 in Chinglish

We had to rename the deep end, The Brown End…

Photo courtesy of Emma Merritt.
Found in Shanghai. 

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

so it’s okay for her behavior

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Going Swimming in Shanghai is off of my Bucket List.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Are those brown trouts in pool.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

U BM? WE RMB 500 U!

SF
SF
8 years ago

Tragic accident in a Shanghai swimming-pool. Innocent swimmers flushed by mistake.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

So, technically I am allowed to do it in the elevator, right?

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

There’s No P in our OOL…
but there might be some POO

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

What’s the big deal? It’s just a Payday.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

And HAL 9000 will send you away in the space pod.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

They’ll force you to hear Anita Ward’s “Ring My Bell” 500 times in a row.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

RMB 500? That’s 35 cents!

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

But it’s okay to relieve the bladder at the pool? (not that I ever would)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Violators not paying fine will relieve other swimmers bowels

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

My bowels will remain anxious until I get home

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Ok I can’t relieve it, but I still can release it, right?

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

Splash-Splash
Swim-Swim
Oh! What a relief
I’m in…

(Sung to the tune of Alka-Selzer jingle)

Conventi
Conventi
8 years ago

Who is RMB-500, the smaller brother of the Terminator T-900 model ?

Shi
Shi
8 years ago

RMB?
Random Metal Boobs?

RT
RT
8 years ago

is RMB 500 made by the same detroit corporation which made ED 209?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

I can understand th problem. It is alll that voody rice they eat.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

E Coli and Cryptosporidium included in the admission price.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

We the RMB 500 will fine your BMs mercilessly.

tlbs101
tlbs101
8 years ago

It says “don’t relieve bowels AT the pool,” it says nothing about relieving bowels IN the pool.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
8 years ago

I think I’m gonna do it this basket then.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Fine for relieving yourself.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
8 years ago

From my limited mandarin, I can only guess some of the words in the Chinese phrase: “Please don’t piss or take a dump inside the pool or you’ll be fined/punished 500RMB”. Correct me if I’m wrong. 🙂

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Free Snickers bars!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

From the Shanghai Baby Ruth pool.

Catsmeow
Catsmeow
8 years ago

Which Kanji Character is for “Bowel”?

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

Shades of Caddyshack!

Petrander
Petrander
8 years ago

Relieve the Kraken!

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