I don’t think I’ll be going in…

I don’t think I’ll be going in…

posted on 2 Apr 2012 in Chinglish

We had to rename the deep end, The Brown End…

Photo courtesy of Emma Merritt.
Found in Shanghai. 

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

so it’s okay for her behavior

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Going Swimming in Shanghai is off of my Bucket List.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Are those brown trouts in pool.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

U BM? WE RMB 500 U!

SF
SF
10 years ago

Tragic accident in a Shanghai swimming-pool. Innocent swimmers flushed by mistake.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

So, technically I am allowed to do it in the elevator, right?

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

There’s No P in our OOL…
but there might be some POO

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

What’s the big deal? It’s just a Payday.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

And HAL 9000 will send you away in the space pod.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

They’ll force you to hear Anita Ward’s “Ring My Bell” 500 times in a row.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

RMB 500? That’s 35 cents!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

But it’s okay to relieve the bladder at the pool? (not that I ever would)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Violators not paying fine will relieve other swimmers bowels

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

My bowels will remain anxious until I get home

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Ok I can’t relieve it, but I still can release it, right?

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Splash-Splash
Swim-Swim
Oh! What a relief
I’m in…

(Sung to the tune of Alka-Selzer jingle)

Conventi
Conventi
10 years ago

Who is RMB-500, the smaller brother of the Terminator T-900 model ?

Shi
Shi
10 years ago

RMB?
Random Metal Boobs?

RT
RT
10 years ago

is RMB 500 made by the same detroit corporation which made ED 209?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

I can understand th problem. It is alll that voody rice they eat.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

E Coli and Cryptosporidium included in the admission price.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

We the RMB 500 will fine your BMs mercilessly.

tlbs101
tlbs101
10 years ago

It says “don’t relieve bowels AT the pool,” it says nothing about relieving bowels IN the pool.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

I think I’m gonna do it this basket then.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Fine for relieving yourself.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
10 years ago

From my limited mandarin, I can only guess some of the words in the Chinese phrase: “Please don’t piss or take a dump inside the pool or you’ll be fined/punished 500RMB”. Correct me if I’m wrong. 🙂

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Free Snickers bars!

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

From the Shanghai Baby Ruth pool.

Catsmeow
Catsmeow
10 years ago

Which Kanji Character is for “Bowel”?

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

Shades of Caddyshack!

Petrander
Petrander
10 years ago

Relieve the Kraken!

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