Our Suggestion Box

Our Suggestion Box

posted on 30 Apr 2012 in Chinglish

Got something to say? Listen to us!

Photo courtesy of Mike Taylor.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan airport. 

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Your suggestion will be directed to the Ministry of National Security

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

May I suggest that you don’t need to see my ID?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Translation: YOU are NOT welcome.

buffalobill
buffalobill
10 years ago

Anyone disagree will be shotgun

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Are you suggesting me?!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I just make this point

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

The old jedi mind trick.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Customers are always right, but we are more right.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

And when I want your opinion I’ll beat it out of you.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

My daughters put this here.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Ugh . . . like telling the world that your mom is a woman?

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

“These are not the droids you are looking for. You will tip generously and recomend us to all your friends.”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

These ARE droids you looking for. I give you discount. Work good, last long time.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

@GwydionM: you win! 😛

RT
RT
10 years ago

stewardess, are you coming onto me?

RT
RT
10 years ago

for dinner, our flight will be serving 1) steak 2) fish 3) happy ending

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Your suggestion is les welcome.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

And no sentences should end in a proposition.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

I suggest you stick to flying the plane bucko.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

or maybe I should get racist and ask for “flyed rice”

Tim S
Tim S
10 years ago

Everyone has a right to my opinion.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I would call it auto-suggestion…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

We are highly recommended by ourselves.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Sounds like the Ex-wife.

tadchem
tadchem
10 years ago

When we want your opinions we will give them to you.

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

Your suggestion can go away …

Dennis
Dennis
10 years ago

Guess they don’t listen to others very well…

Ruuku
Ruuku
9 years ago

your opinion is not

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