Our Suggestion Box

Our Suggestion Box

posted on 30 Apr 2012 in Chinglish

Got something to say? Listen to us!

Photo courtesy of Mike Taylor.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan airport. 

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Your suggestion will be directed to the Ministry of National Security

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

May I suggest that you don’t need to see my ID?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Translation: YOU are NOT welcome.

buffalobill
buffalobill
8 years ago

Anyone disagree will be shotgun

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Are you suggesting me?!

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

I just make this point

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

The old jedi mind trick.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Customers are always right, but we are more right.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

And when I want your opinion I’ll beat it out of you.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

My daughters put this here.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Ugh . . . like telling the world that your mom is a woman?

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

“These are not the droids you are looking for. You will tip generously and recomend us to all your friends.”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

These ARE droids you looking for. I give you discount. Work good, last long time.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

@GwydionM: you win! 😛

RT
RT
8 years ago

stewardess, are you coming onto me?

RT
RT
8 years ago

for dinner, our flight will be serving 1) steak 2) fish 3) happy ending

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Your suggestion is les welcome.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

And no sentences should end in a proposition.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

I suggest you stick to flying the plane bucko.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

or maybe I should get racist and ask for “flyed rice”

Tim S
Tim S
8 years ago

Everyone has a right to my opinion.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I would call it auto-suggestion…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

We are highly recommended by ourselves.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Sounds like the Ex-wife.

tadchem
tadchem
8 years ago

When we want your opinions we will give them to you.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

Your suggestion can go away …

Dennis
Dennis
8 years ago

Guess they don’t listen to others very well…

Ruuku
Ruuku
7 years ago

your opinion is not

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