Pedophile packaging!

Pedophile packaging!

posted on 21 Apr 2012 in Toys

*Warning* This toy is not suitable for use by anyone.

Photo courtesy of Martin Byker.
Pop up toaster toy made in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Just as long as they don’t look up

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Congratulations on your purchase! You are now a level three offender under the Child Protection Act. A warrant has just been issued for your arrest. Have a nice day.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I might excuse you, but I’d never excuse myself…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I’m usually included in large, adult toys only. Like the asstorment ones.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I never before got the idea to hide myself in a small toy so I don’t have to play with children. That’s pure genius.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Avoid eating. It makes you fat and you won’t be able to be included in small toys anymore.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Well may we excuse your product, for no one can excuse your English.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

May we put large parts in our mouth….and chew them a little?

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Ah shoot, I was just going to touch this fire to get a nice tan…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Must be a Godzilla toy that shoots real fire and radiation.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

100% satisfaction guaranteed or excuse us.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

If death or disfigured, excuse us.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Well excuuuuuuuse me!

pasdrole
pasdrole
8 years ago

Don’t touch the fire, you might get burned..in the ultraviolet pedohades!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Do or do not, no excuses, the way of the Jedi is.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I love toast but I never thought about eating a toaster… even as a child.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Small toys may not play before their 3rd birthday

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

The toy toaster’s radiation burned my toy toast, melted my small toys, and made my hair fall out. I may excuse you guys, but my lawyer sure won’t.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

If you play with a child under the adult, you are toasted!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

“Do not put small parts into the mouth, avoid eating” . . . um, did they REALLY mean that ??

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Be included in small toys! Be proactive!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

What they probably want to tell us is this: the toys under three years of age are not supposed to play under the influence of adult children.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

What about the small parts called ‘teeth’…?

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Country of origin..Hell.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

dangerous toy

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