Pedophile packaging!

Pedophile packaging!

posted on 21 Apr 2012 in Toys

*Warning* This toy is not suitable for use by anyone.

Photo courtesy of Martin Byker.
Pop up toaster toy made in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Just as long as they don’t look up

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Congratulations on your purchase! You are now a level three offender under the Child Protection Act. A warrant has just been issued for your arrest. Have a nice day.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I might excuse you, but I’d never excuse myself…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I’m usually included in large, adult toys only. Like the asstorment ones.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I never before got the idea to hide myself in a small toy so I don’t have to play with children. That’s pure genius.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Avoid eating. It makes you fat and you won’t be able to be included in small toys anymore.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Well may we excuse your product, for no one can excuse your English.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

May we put large parts in our mouth….and chew them a little?

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Ah shoot, I was just going to touch this fire to get a nice tan…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Must be a Godzilla toy that shoots real fire and radiation.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

100% satisfaction guaranteed or excuse us.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

If death or disfigured, excuse us.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Well excuuuuuuuse me!

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

Don’t touch the fire, you might get burned..in the ultraviolet pedohades!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Do or do not, no excuses, the way of the Jedi is.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I love toast but I never thought about eating a toaster… even as a child.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Small toys may not play before their 3rd birthday

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

The toy toaster’s radiation burned my toy toast, melted my small toys, and made my hair fall out. I may excuse you guys, but my lawyer sure won’t.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

If you play with a child under the adult, you are toasted!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

“Do not put small parts into the mouth, avoid eating” . . . um, did they REALLY mean that ??

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Be included in small toys! Be proactive!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

What they probably want to tell us is this: the toys under three years of age are not supposed to play under the influence of adult children.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

What about the small parts called ‘teeth’…?

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Country of origin..Hell.

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

dangerous toy

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