Served with Unfulfilled Dream, er Cream

Served with Unfulfilled Dream, er Cream

posted on 3 Apr 2012 in Menus

Our waitress just realized she doesn’t have a ‘career’

Menu found in Japan.

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

More like vanilla on Jello

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Looks like dessert, tastes like Grandpa.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

We call it the “Hot Fudge ‘n Curmudgeon”.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

Just don’t swallow.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

A cup opf suger should do the trick

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Ingredients: 70% pure alcohol, 25% coffee powder and 5% jelly. Ideal for the bitter adult who wants to crash.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Bitter Beer flvoured jellies for the adult taste.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

@Fat Kenny. Madam. I am not a scurrilous curmudgeon. I am a highly scurried one. (Winston Churchill)

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Jennen Garofolo”s favorite dessert.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

♪ A wee bit odf sugar makes the bitter cup go down,
The bitter cup go down,
In a mostly spiteful way♫

Jeffrey Quick
Jeffrey Quick
8 years ago

It’s the One Goh Special.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Me: I can’t eat this cafe jelly.
Waiter: Because it’s too bitter?
Me: Because there’s no spoon.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

My waitress was an English Major

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

That’s not Ice Cream, it’s curdled milk. It leaves a sour taste in your mouth that perfectly accentuates the tastes of spite and jealously, AKA unsweetened cocoa.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Everyone on our wait staff just went through a messy divorce.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Also try our Snow Crash Cafe jelly of the taste of a jaded youth.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

The distinctive taste of shattered dreams and toasted drinks

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Mom, YUCK . . . The jelly tastes like a cafe!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Served by my ex wife.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

I was promised jelly on top of the vanilla. I knew I shouldn’t of gotten my hopes up.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

From Prince Hamlet’s Jelly Kingdom. Franchises available in your area now!

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

when you taste it, you’ll feel like a bitter adult

nazani14
nazani14
8 years ago

Brings back fond memories of travel in Asia. Their various weird ices and jello concoctions were a good excuse to get off the crowded streets for a bit. This black coffee jello looks like a nice way to cool down and get some caffeine at the same time. Certainly better than the hot tea and toast in those Tokyo cafes.

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