Served with Unfulfilled Dream, er Cream

Served with Unfulfilled Dream, er Cream

posted on 3 Apr 2012 in Menus

Our waitress just realized she doesn’t have a ‘career’

Menu found in Japan.

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

More like vanilla on Jello

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Looks like dessert, tastes like Grandpa.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

We call it the “Hot Fudge ‘n Curmudgeon”.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

Just don’t swallow.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

A cup opf suger should do the trick

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Ingredients: 70% pure alcohol, 25% coffee powder and 5% jelly. Ideal for the bitter adult who wants to crash.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Bitter Beer flvoured jellies for the adult taste.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@Fat Kenny. Madam. I am not a scurrilous curmudgeon. I am a highly scurried one. (Winston Churchill)

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Jennen Garofolo”s favorite dessert.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

♪ A wee bit odf sugar makes the bitter cup go down,
The bitter cup go down,
In a mostly spiteful way♫

Jeffrey Quick
Jeffrey Quick
10 years ago

It’s the One Goh Special.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Me: I can’t eat this cafe jelly.
Waiter: Because it’s too bitter?
Me: Because there’s no spoon.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

My waitress was an English Major

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

That’s not Ice Cream, it’s curdled milk. It leaves a sour taste in your mouth that perfectly accentuates the tastes of spite and jealously, AKA unsweetened cocoa.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Everyone on our wait staff just went through a messy divorce.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Also try our Snow Crash Cafe jelly of the taste of a jaded youth.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

The distinctive taste of shattered dreams and toasted drinks

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Mom, YUCK . . . The jelly tastes like a cafe!

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Served by my ex wife.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

I was promised jelly on top of the vanilla. I knew I shouldn’t of gotten my hopes up.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

From Prince Hamlet’s Jelly Kingdom. Franchises available in your area now!

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

when you taste it, you’ll feel like a bitter adult

nazani14
nazani14
10 years ago

Brings back fond memories of travel in Asia. Their various weird ices and jello concoctions were a good excuse to get off the crowded streets for a bit. This black coffee jello looks like a nice way to cool down and get some caffeine at the same time. Certainly better than the hot tea and toast in those Tokyo cafes.

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