Photo courtesy of Rebecca Kuhn.
Menu found in Busan, South Korea.
With belly button cheese as an appetizer.
Oh look, it comes with a side order of crabs!
Is that my dinner in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
If the cook seems to walk in a funny way, it is because someone ordered the crotch steamed dish earlier.
Always hot and steaming
I hear it’s a long slow process with lots of foreplay involved.
I wouldn’t be seen ordering that in pubic.
And how about some fried lice?
Okay, now I’m really steamed.
The cook is probably wearing hotpants…
i’d like a side of burning ass to go along with my steaming crotch, thank you
They mean ‘fish’… right?
This is why you don’t put the Home Ec teacher in charge of the abstinence program.
Officially recommended, confirmed, approved and not being eaten by Mr. Gumby and the Ministry of Silly Walk.
I’m just glad it’s not steamed crotch.
Meatballs? You might say that.
Depending on the cook’s gender, your preference and your desperation, that can be really hot I suppose.
I wonder if they bring the water for the tea to the boil…
Waiter, there’s a hair in my Crotch Steamed Dish.
If you think that’s bad, you should see how the waitress warms up the Hotdogs.
If the Japanese traditionally ate Sashimi off a naked woman, I guess the Koreans are entitled to their own perversions.
Pubic hairs on the side.
Serving size may vary.
We only use all natural juices
All of our crotches have been steamed at one time or another!
It’s called Crotch Steamed Dish because that’s where it always lands if the waiters spill it on you.
Extra crotch seasoning in hot weather. Nice and be salty for your pleasure!
I know the chef has the hots for me,but this is ridiculous.
… what were they TRYING to say??
Usually it’s pretty obvious, but this has me stumped.
THIS is why they invented athletic cups.
crotch steamed? a crotch so hot it boil water and steam the dish
Waiter, there’s a soup in your fly
Oh good something to go along with my butt fried appetizer
havent you heard of a microwave??????
For our assteamed guests
We guarantee… It’s hot as balls.
Beware of the yeast infection!
Try our ass-boiled cuisine!
You know it’s cooked through when the juices run clear.
My Korean wife still says “crouch” instead of “crotch” even though her English is good. At least she doesn’t reverse them the other way.
Warning: this dish may contain traces of nuts.
“Waiter, if you allow me, I think I’d take a look on how my crotch-steamed dish is prepared…”