Steamed with our pleasure

Steamed with our pleasure

posted on 6 Apr 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Rebecca Kuhn.
Menu found in Busan, South Korea. 

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Zizzybalooba
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Zizzybalooba

With belly button cheese as an appetizer.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Oh look, it comes with a side order of crabs!

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Is that my dinner in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

DrLex
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DrLex

If the cook seems to walk in a funny way, it is because someone ordered the crotch steamed dish earlier.

Algernon
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Algernon

Always hot and steaming

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I hear it’s a long slow process with lots of foreplay involved.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

I wouldn’t be seen ordering that in pubic.

Zizzybalooba
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Zizzybalooba

And how about some fried lice?

Chris
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Chris

Okay, now I’m really steamed.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

The cook is probably wearing hotpants…

nyuk
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nyuk

i’d like a side of burning ass to go along with my steaming crotch, thank you

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

They mean ‘fish’… right?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

This is why you don’t put the Home Ec teacher in charge of the abstinence program.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Officially recommended, confirmed, approved and not being eaten by Mr. Gumby and the Ministry of Silly Walk.

Su
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Su

I’m just glad it’s not steamed crotch.

Classic Steve
Guest

Meatballs? You might say that.

Someone
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Someone

Depending on the cook’s gender, your preference and your desperation, that can be really hot I suppose.

Christian
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Christian

I wonder if they bring the water for the tea to the boil…

JonnyTBone
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JonnyTBone

Waiter, there’s a hair in my Crotch Steamed Dish.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

If you think that’s bad, you should see how the waitress warms up the Hotdogs.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

If the Japanese traditionally ate Sashimi off a naked woman, I guess the Koreans are entitled to their own perversions.

Juleecm1
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Juleecm1

Pubic hairs on the side.

Ben
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Ben

Serving size may vary.

Hugh
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Hugh

We only use all natural juices

Sparky
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Sparky

All of our crotches have been steamed at one time or another!

Lora
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Lora

It’s called Crotch Steamed Dish because that’s where it always lands if the waiters spill it on you.

Ange Wallace
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Ange Wallace

Extra crotch seasoning in hot weather. Nice and be salty for your pleasure!

LD Ablo
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LD Ablo

I know the chef has the hots for me,but this is ridiculous.

Lol
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Lol

… what were they TRYING to say??
Usually it’s pretty obvious, but this has me stumped.

DuncanDonuts
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DuncanDonuts

THIS is why they invented athletic cups.

pijo
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pijo

crotch steamed? a crotch so hot it boil water and steam the dish

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Waiter, there’s a soup in your fly

Brenda Treagan
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Brenda Treagan

Oh good something to go along with my butt fried appetizer

phoenixx
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phoenixx

havent you heard of a microwave??????

TripleU
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TripleU

For our assteamed guests

Someguy
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Someguy

We guarantee… It’s hot as balls.

Casey
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Casey

Beware of the yeast infection!

Dennis
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Dennis

Try our ass-boiled cuisine!

PJ
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PJ

You know it’s cooked through when the juices run clear.

hpcharlie
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hpcharlie

My Korean wife still says “crouch” instead of “crotch” even though her English is good. At least she doesn’t reverse them the other way.

Razvan
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Razvan

Warning: this dish may contain traces of nuts.

froog
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froog

“Waiter, if you allow me, I think I’d take a look on how my crotch-steamed dish is prepared…”

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