The hamachi got caught in a hailstorm…

The hamachi got caught in a hailstorm…

posted on 27 Apr 2012 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Eli Cohen and Robin Richmond.
Found in Kagoshima, Japan. 

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DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

The weather forecast for today: a slight chance of gill and dorsal fin showers in the afternoon. Please acknowledge.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

There’s a 30 perent chance of it raining fish parts today.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

In Japanese Kagoshima, sushi eats you.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Now it’s got me curious – what happens to the part of the fish that doesn’t arrive?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

If the fish doesn’t arrive, i’ll settle for the naked girl with my Sashimi.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Sorry, I kind of lost my appetite at “The sushi is thrown on the lane.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I do understand what it’s saying. There is a conveyed belt that goes by your table. They put the food on it and when it gets to your table, it eats you.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

The fish got caught in a time warp. Part of it arrives before the other parts.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

@jhitt. It’s called a Sushi Train here in OZ.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

If you’re reall clumsy, you get to derail the train.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

It doesn’t rain cats and dogs in japan. It rains fisk and guts.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Sorry sir, most of the fish is here, but the rest of its parts are in Finland. So we had to scale back on the menu.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Hey! the rest of the fish parts just blew in.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Sushi translation menu would be something completely different.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Something has been lost in this translation.
Most probably English.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

“Waiter, I’d like an Engrish to English translation, please. And a Sushi to eat me on the go.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I smell something sushi.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

When I heard there was a man-eating fish at this sushi bar I thought they meant a man who was eating some fish. Yikes!

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Something sushi this way comes…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Why yes, the Piranna roll is VERY fresh.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

uncooked = wants to eat

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
8 years ago

Eat or be eaten. That’s how the sushi rolls.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Thrown on the lane? Japan has a different concept of bowling from ours.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Jiro Dreams of Throwing Sushi. Rated PG.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

It makes it from the order or it gets the hose again.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Throw sushi on the lane, and get the distinctive taste of car tires

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

But what day?!!!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

@Classic Steve: you especially want to avoid any sushi that they threw into the gutter.

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

Night of the Living Sushi!
Eat them… before they eat your brains!

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

I am the Amazing Karnack and I acknowledge beforehand that Typhoon Hisako will delay the arrival of my Mahi-Mahi.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

CAUTION: Please do not give the eating to the sushi.

Jim
Jim
8 years ago

And that’s the translation!

buffalobill
buffalobill
8 years ago

It puts the lotion on its skin!

BC
BC
8 years ago

*Yakov Smirnoff joke*

*Silence of the Lambs reference*

Oh… nice to see I was beaten to the punch there. How surprising!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Damn this weather!

Tom P.
Tom P.
8 years ago

Sounds like Roadkill fish, to me.
Menu:
– Flattened in lane by Auto–maki
– California Rolled over by truck
– Tamped Tuna roll
– Squashed squid Nigirizushi

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

that’s a harsh way of serving customer

lxmpmilw
lxmpmilw
8 years ago

Make sure the sushi flow on the lane, or the sushi will want to eat (you).

ridgeedide
ridgeedide
8 years ago

I’m smile we get the Engrish translaters to assemble the facts clearly ambundant. lol

Kakkerakku
Kakkerakku
8 years ago

Wow, most surprising thing is that is actually undertandable!

krypto
krypto
8 years ago

Great – now where is my Engrish to English translator when I need it?

blackie
blackie
8 years ago

It takes the sushi from the lane or else it gets the hose again.

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