The hamachi got caught in a hailstorm…

The weather forecast for today: a slight chance of gill and dorsal fin showers in the afternoon. Please acknowledge.

There’s a 30 perent chance of it raining fish parts today.

In Japanese Kagoshima, sushi eats you.

Now it’s got me curious – what happens to the part of the fish that doesn’t arrive?

If the fish doesn’t arrive, i’ll settle for the naked girl with my Sashimi.

Sorry, I kind of lost my appetite at “The sushi is thrown on the lane.”

I do understand what it’s saying. There is a conveyed belt that goes by your table. They put the food on it and when it gets to your table, it eats you.

The fish got caught in a time warp. Part of it arrives before the other parts.

@jhitt. It’s called a Sushi Train here in OZ.

If you’re reall clumsy, you get to derail the train.

It doesn’t rain cats and dogs in japan. It rains fisk and guts.

Sorry sir, most of the fish is here, but the rest of its parts are in Finland. So we had to scale back on the menu.

Hey! the rest of the fish parts just blew in.

Sushi translation menu would be something completely different.

Something has been lost in this translation.
Most probably English.

“Waiter, I’d like an Engrish to English translation, please. And a Sushi to eat me on the go.”

I smell something sushi.

When I heard there was a man-eating fish at this sushi bar I thought they meant a man who was eating some fish. Yikes!

Something sushi this way comes…

Why yes, the Piranna roll is VERY fresh.

uncooked = wants to eat

Eat or be eaten. That’s how the sushi rolls.

Thrown on the lane? Japan has a different concept of bowling from ours.

Jiro Dreams of Throwing Sushi. Rated PG.

It makes it from the order or it gets the hose again.

Throw sushi on the lane, and get the distinctive taste of car tires

But what day?!!!

@Classic Steve: you especially want to avoid any sushi that they threw into the gutter.

Night of the Living Sushi!
Eat them… before they eat your brains!

I am the Amazing Karnack and I acknowledge beforehand that Typhoon Hisako will delay the arrival of my Mahi-Mahi.

CAUTION: Please do not give the eating to the sushi.

And that’s the translation!

It puts the lotion on its skin!

*Yakov Smirnoff joke*

*Silence of the Lambs reference*

Oh… nice to see I was beaten to the punch there. How surprising!

Damn this weather!

Sounds like Roadkill fish, to me.
Menu:
– Flattened in lane by Auto–maki
– California Rolled over by truck
– Tamped Tuna roll
– Squashed squid Nigirizushi

that’s a harsh way of serving customer

Make sure the sushi flow on the lane, or the sushi will want to eat (you).

I’m smile we get the Engrish translaters to assemble the facts clearly ambundant. lol

Wow, most surprising thing is that is actually undertandable!

Great – now where is my Engrish to English translator when I need it?

It takes the sushi from the lane or else it gets the hose again.