This stuff is going viral…

This stuff is going viral…

posted on 4 Apr 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Ahmar Mahboob.
Menu found in China. 

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DrLex
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DrLex

That’s some darn tasty Ebola!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

There is no cure for bad fashion sense.
But it can be prevented.
Get immunized today.

Algernon
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Algernon

Guaranteed to give you China Belly anywhere.

SF
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SF

That’s the problem with fashionable restaurants: they serve microscopic portions.

Zizzybalooba
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Zizzybalooba

Nothing says high fashion like losing your cookies.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

I dunno, I’m sick of fashion food.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I can understand why those super models are so skinny and sick looking.

Mc-Taz
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Mc-Taz

“Waiter, there’s a hair in my food!”
“No, madam. That’s just our new cotton blend!”

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

The food’s so good, it’s gone viral!

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Arrgh, I read all the captions but the webmaster’s. My bad.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Haha! They think botox is a virus.

Lora
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Lora

Also on the menu: Chicken Pox Chow Mien, Egg Flu Young, Measle Soup, (Instead of Miso Soup) Sneezeburger and French Fryrus, and for dessert, Cough-ee Cake or Fudgesickle. Today’s special from our Bacterial Section is Smoked Salmonella Salmon. Yummy.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Yipe, but then the most bowerful nation in the world can eat just anything . . .

Eccekio
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Eccekio

This is an anagram for salmonella.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Bacterium with chicken is so yesteryear…

S Clay Wilson
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S Clay Wilson

The filthiest restaurants always have the tastiest food.

S Clay Wilson
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S Clay Wilson

Catch the fever!

sparky
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sparky

Designer death.

Just a name
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Just a name

Now I know why the food I cook always tastes so bad. I forgot to put the good food virus in it!

iLock
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iLock

Being sick is so hot right now!

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