Photo courtesy of Ahmar Mahboob.
Menu found in China.
That’s some darn tasty Ebola!
There is no cure for bad fashion sense.
But it can be prevented.
Get immunized today.
Guaranteed to give you China Belly anywhere.
That’s the problem with fashionable restaurants: they serve microscopic portions.
Nothing says high fashion like losing your cookies.
I dunno, I’m sick of fashion food.
I can understand why those super models are so skinny and sick looking.
“Waiter, there’s a hair in my food!”
“No, madam. That’s just our new cotton blend!”
The food’s so good, it’s gone viral!
Arrgh, I read all the captions but the webmaster’s. My bad.
Haha! They think botox is a virus.
Also on the menu: Chicken Pox Chow Mien, Egg Flu Young, Measle Soup, (Instead of Miso Soup) Sneezeburger and French Fryrus, and for dessert, Cough-ee Cake or Fudgesickle. Today’s special from our Bacterial Section is Smoked Salmonella Salmon. Yummy.
Yipe, but then the most bowerful nation in the world can eat just anything . . .
This is an anagram for salmonella.
Bacterium with chicken is so yesteryear…
The filthiest restaurants always have the tastiest food.
Catch the fever!
Now I know why the food I cook always tastes so bad. I forgot to put the good food virus in it!
Being sick is so hot right now!