This stuff is going viral…

This stuff is going viral…

posted on 4 Apr 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Ahmar Mahboob.
Menu found in China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

That’s some darn tasty Ebola!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

There is no cure for bad fashion sense.
But it can be prevented.
Get immunized today.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Guaranteed to give you China Belly anywhere.

SF
SF
8 years ago

That’s the problem with fashionable restaurants: they serve microscopic portions.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

Nothing says high fashion like losing your cookies.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

I dunno, I’m sick of fashion food.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

I can understand why those super models are so skinny and sick looking.

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
8 years ago

“Waiter, there’s a hair in my food!”
“No, madam. That’s just our new cotton blend!”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

The food’s so good, it’s gone viral!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Arrgh, I read all the captions but the webmaster’s. My bad.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Haha! They think botox is a virus.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Also on the menu: Chicken Pox Chow Mien, Egg Flu Young, Measle Soup, (Instead of Miso Soup) Sneezeburger and French Fryrus, and for dessert, Cough-ee Cake or Fudgesickle. Today’s special from our Bacterial Section is Smoked Salmonella Salmon. Yummy.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Yipe, but then the most bowerful nation in the world can eat just anything . . .

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

This is an anagram for salmonella.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
8 years ago

Bacterium with chicken is so yesteryear…

S Clay Wilson
S Clay Wilson
8 years ago

The filthiest restaurants always have the tastiest food.

S Clay Wilson
S Clay Wilson
8 years ago

Catch the fever!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Designer death.

Just a name
Just a name
8 years ago

Now I know why the food I cook always tastes so bad. I forgot to put the good food virus in it!

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Being sick is so hot right now!

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