This toy is a pain in the butt…

This toy is a pain in the butt…

posted on 13 Apr 2012 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Randy Parsons.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

So…as I say, I was playing with my kids toys in the shower, and just sort of slipped…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I thought these are exclusively made only at Toys’R’ass…

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Welcome to our new adult toys section!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

CAUTION: For bad gays only.

JohnZ
JohnZ
8 years ago

Three different characters… Pinky for beginners, Brain for advanced asstormenters and Fat Albert for the most hardcore ones.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I assume it’s only for adults of 3 years and up…

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Sounds painful.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

Insert. Repeat.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

My mentor turned out to be a tormentor, too.

airplayne
8 years ago

One in a million shot, doc. One in a million.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Guess I’m not the only one who finds Skylanders annoying.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Filed under: “Engrish from other Countries”
Country: USA — leading the world in broken English and embarrassing misspellings since 1776

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Sir, may I use your asstisance, please?
This asstorment is darn heavy !!

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

These characters will rip you a new one!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Asstorment in three characters: I.R.S.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Miserably and miserably and miserably asstorment.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

A three-pack ass is never likely to be comfortable

abohemiansrhapsody
8 years ago

Do you need some ass-tits-ance with that?

RT
RT
8 years ago

what’s the toy called? “my first s&m?”

Ian
Ian
8 years ago

For kids who are still in the anal stage.

Tom
Tom
8 years ago

umm.. do you have these in 2 packs,i’m uh….trying to cut down..a little

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

Our exclusive new range will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

@coffeebot: Insert. Repeat 777862 times! now that’s real torment.

Snickers
Snickers
8 years ago

I don’t get it. How is 3pack Character Assortment related to butt? Can someone explain?

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

@Snickers: Read again. It’s not assortment, it’s ass-torment.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

the ass tormentor

Snickers
Snickers
8 years ago

@FatKenney Oh thanks, silly me hahah

Emily
Emily
8 years ago

Asstonishing price too!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Not a bad price. My last ass torment cost me my house and alot more than $19.95.

Christian
Christian
8 years ago

Simple colonic irrigation would do the trick.

RandyParsons
RandyParsons
8 years ago

Yay, my engrish finally got posted! (: Sent this in like last year. Was totally dumbfounded when I saw this in the toysRus catalog. xD

TT
TT
8 years ago

This toy can be used for everything butt advertising. If you know your way around the internet and/or SF, you might now what I mean. Delete if you find this remark too “adult”. (Butt I think I managed to keep it fairly cryptic).

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