This toy is a pain in the butt…

This toy is a pain in the butt…

posted on 13 Apr 2012 in Toys

Photo courtesy of Randy Parsons.

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faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

So…as I say, I was playing with my kids toys in the shower, and just sort of slipped…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I thought these are exclusively made only at Toys’R’ass…

DrLex
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DrLex

Welcome to our new adult toys section!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: For bad gays only.

JohnZ
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JohnZ

Three different characters… Pinky for beginners, Brain for advanced asstormenters and Fat Albert for the most hardcore ones.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I assume it’s only for adults of 3 years and up…

Algernon
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Algernon

Sounds painful.

coffeebot
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coffeebot

Insert. Repeat.

Chuck
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Chuck

My mentor turned out to be a tormentor, too.

airplayne
Guest

One in a million shot, doc. One in a million.

Classic Steve
Guest

Guess I’m not the only one who finds Skylanders annoying.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

Filed under: “Engrish from other Countries”
Country: USA — leading the world in broken English and embarrassing misspellings since 1776

Peter
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Peter

Sir, may I use your asstisance, please?
This asstorment is darn heavy !!

demondude777
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demondude777

These characters will rip you a new one!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Asstorment in three characters: I.R.S.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Miserably and miserably and miserably asstorment.

GwydionM
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GwydionM

A three-pack ass is never likely to be comfortable

abohemiansrhapsody
Guest

Do you need some ass-tits-ance with that?

RT
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RT

what’s the toy called? “my first s&m?”

Ian
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Ian

For kids who are still in the anal stage.

Tom
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Tom

umm.. do you have these in 2 packs,i’m uh….trying to cut down..a little

Ben
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Ben

Our exclusive new range will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Jewels
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Jewels

@coffeebot: Insert. Repeat 777862 times! now that’s real torment.

Snickers
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Snickers

I don’t get it. How is 3pack Character Assortment related to butt? Can someone explain?

FatKenney
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FatKenney

@Snickers: Read again. It’s not assortment, it’s ass-torment.

pijo
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pijo

the ass tormentor

Snickers
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Snickers

@FatKenney Oh thanks, silly me hahah

Emily
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Emily

Asstonishing price too!

sparky
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sparky

Not a bad price. My last ass torment cost me my house and alot more than $19.95.

Christian
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Christian

Simple colonic irrigation would do the trick.

RandyParsons
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RandyParsons

Yay, my engrish finally got posted! (: Sent this in like last year. Was totally dumbfounded when I saw this in the toysRus catalog. xD

TT
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TT

This toy can be used for everything butt advertising. If you know your way around the internet and/or SF, you might now what I mean. Delete if you find this remark too “adult”. (Butt I think I managed to keep it fairly cryptic).

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