Will that be low-fat or regular?

Will that be low-fat or regular?

posted on 15 Apr 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

Photo courtesy of Ben and Deenaree Voelker.
Restaurant menu found in Hanoi, Vietnam. 

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FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

“I’ll have a medium, cream and sugar, and the petite blonde with the blue tank top.”

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Blonde or brunette

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
8 years ago

Normally she would be hot, but she’s cold to anyone who tries to get close.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

It looked so hot & tasty but turned out to be stale, dry and well past it’s used by date

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

No, no, no… I asked for a Short and this is a Venti.

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

I’ll have ice coffee with sfimmed milf in a Pepsi can. Thanf you.

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

…Together at last!

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

I like the Mirinda cans !

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Waiter, Plain milf, please

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

file under CILD: coffee i’d like to drink

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

If I drank lemon juice instead of lemon ade I would need thirst ade.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Shaken, not stirred.

Mmmm
8 years ago

This IS the true wonder 3in1 coffee, with amasing properties!
Antioxidant, refreshing, stress releaving, calories burning, immunity boosting…and to make it even better, you get the juice and mineral water included in the price. Green young beans with mature hot blonde and plenty of ice is best imo, but I would try once a well roasted black with no sugar too.

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Can I have 2 iced coffees with MILFs…hold the ice coffee please.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Jao som. Qer com?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

I thought MILF was a middle aged luscious female

chris
chris
8 years ago

…no, an iced coffee with milf….i mean, a coffee with breasts……uh, what i meant was,. i’ll take it black like my ladies……

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

See the cans on that Pepsi?

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

All leftovers from the war including the MILF.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

I thought Stifflers mom came with a single malt scotch.

Tefi
Tefi
8 years ago

Got MILF? (can’t believe no one said that yet)

pikapal
8 years ago

I hope it comes with Stacy’s Mom.

Todd
Todd
8 years ago

cold coffee with a hot mama!

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

*ahem* that barrista is my Mom

Notso
Notso
8 years ago

Can I get the ice on the side?

krypto
krypto
8 years ago

You say Ice Coffee with MILF, we say Bitch

yes to chess
yes to chess
8 years ago

ice coffee with milf….priceless

Me
Me
6 years ago

Wait a min! I don’t think it’s a mistake. Must be from one of those “sexy cafes” similar to those found all over the place in California’s Little Saigon.

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