You’re in for a ride!

You’re in for a ride!

posted on 10 Apr 2012 in Signs

Removes rough, dry skin!

Photo courtesy of Nicole and Joseph.
Found in Tokyo. 

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Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

No thanks. I’ll stick with toilet paper (1 ply).

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Rear escalator implants, the newest craze in cosmetic surgery.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Escalator closed for repairs — Please use other cheek.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Doctor, I have this uncomfortable feeling when I’m sitting down and when I get up again, I’m always on a different floor.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

I’m dropping a couple off at floor number two

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Sign meant for androids with digestive systems

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

When I get my shoelace caught in the escalator, it always
ends up looking like a thong…

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

@iLock: It’s not my shoelace I’m worried about.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

O.K. but you have to use the elevator on your……….

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Going up or down

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

That’s a bum ride.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

OOoohh! Wouldn’t that smart..

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Circumcisions done free!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

What’s that eerie green light coming from my rear end?

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Escalators: The new Tokyo toilet paper.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“Don’t ask why. I’m in jail in Tokyo and I need you to call the consulate.”

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Please ignore the short-cut through your belly button

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

The escalator is really a slide we borrowed from the playground, which is why you have to use your behind. You have to climb a ladder to get to the second floor but going back down is a lot more fun. WHEEEE!!!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Isn’t this a song from Nirvana’s Live At Reading album?

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

@jjhitt: It sure sounds like the Escalator To Hell…

Me
Me
8 years ago

I knew it was starting to sag, but I didn’t realize it needed THAT much help.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

then Fonsie said “Sit on it.”

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

That’s how the Six Million Dollar Man runs so fast.

Emily
Emily
8 years ago

Need a lift, bums?

Christian
Christian
8 years ago

It started with artificial hip joints… What will they think of next?

Craig
Craig
8 years ago

these devices were probably installed by the underpants gnomes.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

I’ll die

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

I’ll just take the stairs…ouch stop that!

Lambo1
Lambo1
8 years ago

You take the escalator when going up . . . but you use the “slip & slide” when going down.

Awanthi
8 years ago

Can I just use a loofah instead?

Drax
Drax
8 years ago

when told to haul ass upstairs….

Phir
Phir
8 years ago

My aunt did that – disassed her.

Blue
Blue
7 years ago

A new treatment for constipation…

mephelise
mephelise
6 years ago

Well, that escalated very quickly

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