An existentialist emergency!

An existentialist emergency!

posted on 15 May 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Michael Freeman.
Found at hotel in Sandakan, Malaysia. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

OK, but does exit exist as well?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

CAUTION: In case of fire, please use a fire existinguisher.

Tommy
Tommy
10 years ago

Emergency? You’re damn right I’m gonna kiksumasan !

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

In case of impending doom, break glass to escape to alternate universe.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I exist, therefore I am.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
10 years ago

“Pintu Kecemasan” – “Pintu” – door, “Kecemasan” – Emergency. Therefore, it is an Emergency Exit.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Jast stay carm and aware

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

“I believe! I believe! Now call911!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

EXIST, or even better, GO AWAY!

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

We didn’t Sartre the fire!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Actually, it’s supposed to say Emergency Sexist. This is a men’s-only hotel.

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

thanks for telling me that …

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

REALITY: For Emergency Use Only

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Dr. Schrödinger … I think we found the other half of your cat.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Unfortunately, fire extinguisher nonexist.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

To exit, or not to exit — that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler to use the door
of the outrageously translated sign
Or to take off and by exiting, enter!

BFS
BFS
10 years ago

Please notify the authorities by using an extraordinary telephone.

Curious G
Curious G
10 years ago

If emergency exist but no one around to notice, does panic occur?

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Listen carefully for the sound of one hand clapping

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Of course . . . need that be said at all?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Is it absolutely necessary to exist here? I hate emergencies.
– Zen

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Pintu = shit, Kecemasan = happens

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Not to worry. I will sneak out an ENTRY door.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

In case of absurdity do not enter.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

We are the Incas of Emergency.

Vader.
Vader.
10 years ago

Made me destroy you.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Emergency Exist.
Pintu = Kiss, Kecemasan= Ass goodbye

rudy
rudy
9 years ago

The scary thing? I’ve seen this sign in the USA

QueensEngrish
QueensEngrish
8 years ago

In case of emergency, brake glass and use either Plato or Aristotle

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