An existentialist emergency!

An existentialist emergency!

posted on 15 May 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Michael Freeman.
Found at hotel in Sandakan, Malaysia. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

OK, but does exit exist as well?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

CAUTION: In case of fire, please use a fire existinguisher.

Tommy
Tommy
8 years ago

Emergency? You’re damn right I’m gonna kiksumasan !

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

In case of impending doom, break glass to escape to alternate universe.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I exist, therefore I am.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
8 years ago

“Pintu Kecemasan” – “Pintu” – door, “Kecemasan” – Emergency. Therefore, it is an Emergency Exit.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Jast stay carm and aware

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

“I believe! I believe! Now call911!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

EXIST, or even better, GO AWAY!

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

We didn’t Sartre the fire!

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Actually, it’s supposed to say Emergency Sexist. This is a men’s-only hotel.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

thanks for telling me that …

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

REALITY: For Emergency Use Only

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Dr. Schrödinger … I think we found the other half of your cat.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Unfortunately, fire extinguisher nonexist.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

To exit, or not to exit — that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler to use the door
of the outrageously translated sign
Or to take off and by exiting, enter!

BFS
BFS
8 years ago

Please notify the authorities by using an extraordinary telephone.

Curious G
Curious G
8 years ago

If emergency exist but no one around to notice, does panic occur?

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Listen carefully for the sound of one hand clapping

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Of course . . . need that be said at all?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Is it absolutely necessary to exist here? I hate emergencies.
– Zen

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Pintu = shit, Kecemasan = happens

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Not to worry. I will sneak out an ENTRY door.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

In case of absurdity do not enter.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

We are the Incas of Emergency.

Vader.
Vader.
8 years ago

Made me destroy you.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Emergency Exist.
Pintu = Kiss, Kecemasan= Ass goodbye

rudy
rudy
7 years ago

The scary thing? I’ve seen this sign in the USA

QueensEngrish
QueensEngrish
7 years ago

In case of emergency, brake glass and use either Plato or Aristotle

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