Ask about our mass destruction package

Ask about our mass destruction package

posted on 26 May 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Fiona Ponikwer.
Found in Ulan Bataar, Mongolia. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

And I thought my bad hairdo was a result of an earthquake…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Owned by Edward Scissorhands.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Sister outlet = Vapourise intimate waxing salon

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Must be the shampoo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

The name pretty much defines an average hair salon.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Yes…destroy them all!

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

“Crush, kill, destroy.” Repeat,

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

Just a trim, I have an Apocalypse coupon

SF
SF
8 years ago

How d’ye want your haircut, punk?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“How do you like my hair?”
“It looks like you had it destroyed.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Beauty isn’t a destination, it’s a journey … into the deepest levels of Hell.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Beauty is in the eye of the cross-hairs.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Beauty is only skin deep. We can show you.

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

It’s not enough that you destroy hair, but my beauty too?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Beauty is as beauty does. Takes no prisoners, leaves no survivors.

Qiezei
8 years ago

So, is this the official salon of Santa Destroy from No More Heroes?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Barber, just keep it easy and simple. Destroy my hair.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Be Different, Be Bald and Ugly!

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

Des and Troy could never figure out why they never got any business.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I think that’s why they put those white bars over windows.

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

“How much hair would you like to be destroyed this time, madam?”

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Named after Destroyovsky, the doyen of hairdressers.

Firstborn
Firstborn
8 years ago

Sounds like what Genghis Khan would have said to his horde.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I get it. The shop is made of Cashmere not bricks or cement.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Talk about a bad hair day!

Vegomatic
Vegomatic
8 years ago

Wimps need not apply.

hazffdbn
hazffdbn
8 years ago

Blonde’s paradise : Destroy hair and beauty saloon

d17nk
d17nk
8 years ago

No wonder everyone walks out of this salon with an Afro hair.

Sarah
Sarah
8 years ago

They use “Wash and Go” followed by a blunt razor!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Welcome, terrorists! Jihad specials today!

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

We don’t use hairdryers. We use flamethrowers.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

The salon is just a front business for the Dalek invasion.

Ro-an de Guzman
Ro-an de Guzman
8 years ago

I’ll not gonna go to that salon again. I swear, it’s a disaster!

Zen Seizure
Zen Seizure
8 years ago

This is a salon from No More Heroes

NYU Student
NYU Student
8 years ago

To be fair, as a franchise this would do very well in Los Angeles. Tell me I’m wrong, LA folks. Hollywood Blvd at Cahuenga should be the first salon location! Everyone under 30 would go there!

Susanna
Susanna
7 years ago

The preferred choice of Atilla the Hun, because even ruthless and uncivilized barbarians need to look their best as they conquer and plunder!

QueensEngrish
QueensEngrish
7 years ago

The Mongols are the only exception.

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