Ask about our mass destruction package

Ask about our mass destruction package

posted on 26 May 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Fiona Ponikwer.
Found in Ulan Bataar, Mongolia. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

And I thought my bad hairdo was a result of an earthquake…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Owned by Edward Scissorhands.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Sister outlet = Vapourise intimate waxing salon

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Must be the shampoo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

The name pretty much defines an average hair salon.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Yes…destroy them all!

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

“Crush, kill, destroy.” Repeat,

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Just a trim, I have an Apocalypse coupon

SF
SF
10 years ago

How d’ye want your haircut, punk?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“How do you like my hair?”
“It looks like you had it destroyed.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Beauty isn’t a destination, it’s a journey … into the deepest levels of Hell.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Beauty is in the eye of the cross-hairs.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Beauty is only skin deep. We can show you.

KellogGold
KellogGold
10 years ago

It’s not enough that you destroy hair, but my beauty too?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Beauty is as beauty does. Takes no prisoners, leaves no survivors.

Qiezei
10 years ago

So, is this the official salon of Santa Destroy from No More Heroes?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Barber, just keep it easy and simple. Destroy my hair.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Be Different, Be Bald and Ugly!

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

Des and Troy could never figure out why they never got any business.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I think that’s why they put those white bars over windows.

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

“How much hair would you like to be destroyed this time, madam?”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Named after Destroyovsky, the doyen of hairdressers.

Firstborn
Firstborn
10 years ago

Sounds like what Genghis Khan would have said to his horde.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I get it. The shop is made of Cashmere not bricks or cement.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Talk about a bad hair day!

Vegomatic
Vegomatic
10 years ago

Wimps need not apply.

hazffdbn
hazffdbn
10 years ago

Blonde’s paradise : Destroy hair and beauty saloon

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

No wonder everyone walks out of this salon with an Afro hair.

Sarah
Sarah
10 years ago

They use “Wash and Go” followed by a blunt razor!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Welcome, terrorists! Jihad specials today!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

We don’t use hairdryers. We use flamethrowers.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

The salon is just a front business for the Dalek invasion.

Ro-an de Guzman
Ro-an de Guzman
10 years ago

I’ll not gonna go to that salon again. I swear, it’s a disaster!

Zen Seizure
Zen Seizure
10 years ago

This is a salon from No More Heroes

NYU Student
NYU Student
10 years ago

To be fair, as a franchise this would do very well in Los Angeles. Tell me I’m wrong, LA folks. Hollywood Blvd at Cahuenga should be the first salon location! Everyone under 30 would go there!

Susanna
Susanna
9 years ago

The preferred choice of Atilla the Hun, because even ruthless and uncivilized barbarians need to look their best as they conquer and plunder!

QueensEngrish
QueensEngrish
8 years ago

The Mongols are the only exception.

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