Captain Jason welcomes you aboard

Captain Jason welcomes you aboard

posted on 14 May 2012 in Clothing

I’m more afraid of the randing…

Photo courtesy of Bruce Hidaka-Gordon.
Child’s shirt found at Jusco dept store in Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

And the emergency exits are here here here and …

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Free T-shirt by Air Canada

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“This is your captain speaking. If any passenger back there knows what this little red light means, could you please come up to cockpit immediately?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It was nice before turbulences. Then things started to fly around and people screamed…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I don’t remember this fright because I’m dead.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

The people on the shirt seem to be running away. They must have had a successful fright.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Better happy than clappy

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Ice cream and scream and scream…

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

must be a hell of a flight …

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Coming to a street near you…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Mommy, I’m frying, I’m frying!
– Oh stop it, it’s only a T-shirt.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Don’t panic… the wings go right through the prane

Johnny Cache
10 years ago

Are you sure it’s not intentional? All the figures do seem to be running AWAY FROM the plane….

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

“Have a nice trip, see you next crash.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Yes – these damn cheap trips always made me think of Halloween…

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

As if normal air travel wasn’t scary enough these days, this plane has rubber snakes that leap out of the barf bags when people open them.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

All of the flight attendants are wearing evil clown costumes.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“In the event of a landing in water, your seat cushion will turn into a souvenir T-shirt.”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Where’s Sully when you need him?

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

We will be randing shortly at Riverpool Airport

abohemiansrhapsody
10 years ago

Ooh, it’s a rittle led shirt!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Nice trips indeed. Trip more frequently on board until you get all the fright from the flight ^_^

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

An instant crassic.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Sounds like QANTAS since they’ve outsourced their maintenance to Asia.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

A380 anyone?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

Each window comes with its very own gremlin.
http://youtu.be/dar2HKImK-0

RT
RT
10 years ago

i’m sick and tired of these @#(#&*#%(*#$ snakes on this plane!

RT
RT
10 years ago

“surely you can’t be serious!”

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

I am, and stop calling me Shirly.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

The wing on the other side has claw marks.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Those people must be tiny. That’s one of those little Shriners parade planes.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Welcome to Dallas-Fort Worth, and bu-bye!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

MUMMY! Are we there yet?

chris
chris
10 years ago

“I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you…” (‘Airplane’, 1980)

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

From your partners at US Scare, and Untied Airlines!

Neko Knight
Neko Knight
10 years ago

Those passengers almost look like they’re FALLING OUT of the plane instead of getting off…

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Have a nice trip, see you next fall!

l2646134
l2646134
9 years ago

I’ve already told about the cargo of snakes?

Myself
Myself
5 years ago

Don’t eat the fish!

Myself
Myself
5 years ago

I’m a nervous flier, and it doesn’t get any better when I get to the airport and see the sign “TERMINAL”.

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