Classic grass stalk envy…

Classic grass stalk envy…

posted on 1 May 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Randi Tolstoy.
Found in Xian China.

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

So ashamed its gone and hid behind this sign

krysto4
krysto4
8 years ago

Small grass needs blade enlargement…

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

All the while the big grass is laughing hysterically.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

The evil tourists are smiling

Jellychop
Jellychop
8 years ago

If I find emotionally sensitive plant life with mouths you can be sure I won’t bother it.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Hey what are you grasses doing? Huh? C’mon smile, all the big grasses are doing it. What are ya, chicken? Brack, brack, brack.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I used to be ashamed that I small.
Unntil I met a man who had no grass at wall.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

This why Grass Pride is so important.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

And the grass DOES pay some mind.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Doctor, it all started back when I was a little ryzhome.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

C’mon, grass. Relax.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Say ‘Cheese!’

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Enzyte might help.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

The big GRASS makes everyone smile.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

And the funny grass makes eveyone laugh out loud.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

@kyrsto4. I thought small grass needed stalk enlargement exercises.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

Grass was happy he was on team. Until he is cut.

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Gardner 1: Sir should we water the grass today?
Gardner 2: No need…it wet itself.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Stay humble, grass. The big proud grass, reaching unashamedly for the sun, tends to get cut down in a whirring grass massacre of blades.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Ugh, sure . . . I feel profoundly ashamed just bothering about this signboard

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Any grass is good grass. Don’t be ashamed.

Terrenza Crochet
Terrenza Crochet
8 years ago

Does it needs Viagrass?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

If you do bother it, small grass is not feel ashamed to bite you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

But when it grows up we’ll both have a jolly good laugh!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

But it must be satisfied, at least.

Chemlawn Man
Chemlawn Man
8 years ago

You know what they say: The grass is always smaller, er I mean, greener on the other side of the fence.

co
co
8 years ago

…Grass is greener on the other side…

CoAxL
8 years ago

Grass is greener on the other side…(with envy >.< )

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

And the crabgrass is… feel quite rude and surly, please don’t bother it unless you really like being cursed at.

Chakie Jan
Chakie Jan
8 years ago

Not to feel ashamed to not smile, small grass! Blade size is not to count, but how you grow!

S Clay Wilson
S Clay Wilson
8 years ago

Suffering from a terrible case of reed envy, the small grass hid its shame behind the sign, hoping nobody would notice..

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

classic China’s Engrish grass sign, they always treat grass as “person” …

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Bothering the small grass is against the lawn.

Ruuku
Ruuku
7 years ago

its waiting for its confidence to grow

winston
6 years ago

To many dogs used the bathroom on it.

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