Classic grass stalk envy…

Classic grass stalk envy…

posted on 1 May 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Randi Tolstoy.
Found in Xian China.

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

So ashamed its gone and hid behind this sign

krysto4
krysto4
10 years ago

Small grass needs blade enlargement…

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

All the while the big grass is laughing hysterically.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The evil tourists are smiling

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

If I find emotionally sensitive plant life with mouths you can be sure I won’t bother it.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Hey what are you grasses doing? Huh? C’mon smile, all the big grasses are doing it. What are ya, chicken? Brack, brack, brack.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I used to be ashamed that I small.
Unntil I met a man who had no grass at wall.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

This why Grass Pride is so important.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

And the grass DOES pay some mind.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Doctor, it all started back when I was a little ryzhome.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

C’mon, grass. Relax.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Say ‘Cheese!’

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Enzyte might help.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

The big GRASS makes everyone smile.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

And the funny grass makes eveyone laugh out loud.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@kyrsto4. I thought small grass needed stalk enlargement exercises.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Grass was happy he was on team. Until he is cut.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Gardner 1: Sir should we water the grass today?
Gardner 2: No need…it wet itself.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

Stay humble, grass. The big proud grass, reaching unashamedly for the sun, tends to get cut down in a whirring grass massacre of blades.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Ugh, sure . . . I feel profoundly ashamed just bothering about this signboard

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Any grass is good grass. Don’t be ashamed.

Terrenza Crochet
Terrenza Crochet
10 years ago

Does it needs Viagrass?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

If you do bother it, small grass is not feel ashamed to bite you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

But when it grows up we’ll both have a jolly good laugh!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

But it must be satisfied, at least.

Chemlawn Man
Chemlawn Man
10 years ago

You know what they say: The grass is always smaller, er I mean, greener on the other side of the fence.

co
co
10 years ago

…Grass is greener on the other side…

CoAxL
10 years ago

Grass is greener on the other side…(with envy >.< )

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

And the crabgrass is… feel quite rude and surly, please don’t bother it unless you really like being cursed at.

Chakie Jan
Chakie Jan
10 years ago

Not to feel ashamed to not smile, small grass! Blade size is not to count, but how you grow!

S Clay Wilson
S Clay Wilson
10 years ago

Suffering from a terrible case of reed envy, the small grass hid its shame behind the sign, hoping nobody would notice..

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

classic China’s Engrish grass sign, they always treat grass as “person” …

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Bothering the small grass is against the lawn.

Ruuku
Ruuku
9 years ago

its waiting for its confidence to grow

winston
8 years ago

To many dogs used the bathroom on it.

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