Dude, I didn’t touch the towel…

Dude, I didn’t touch the towel…

posted on 23 May 2012 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Ulla McLean.
Found in Jainshui, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

So whats the towel for?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Failing to defend the mattress will result in complacency.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I tried to defend the mattress but it fell down and damaged the towel. That was some real foul stuff.

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

.. and attack the mattress that stays in place….

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Remember the Mattress!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I may not agree with the immodesty of the mattress, but I’ll defend to the death its right to fall down.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I invoke my right to foul stuff.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I come your Inn.
Sorry about the towel.
— Honorific Guest.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

Indemnification Most Foul!

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

@Algernon – you should always have your towel.

And peanuts

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

So I dont have to defend the falling down immodesty?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Moreover, invite your right-too PARTAAAY!

BFS
BFS
8 years ago

Trust me, I’m never compacent when I see immodesty fall down.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

[trumpet fanfare] I am Mattress-Man, defender of the rights of fallen mattresses, wherever they may be!

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

This inn sounds like a nice place to visite, but I wouldn’t want to stay there.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Another place the Who are not allowed to stay at because of Kieth Moon.

Smithie
Smithie
8 years ago

Do honorable mattresses wear chastity fitted sheets?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I am never complacent about immodesty falling down. It’s the high point of my day.

Grifter
Grifter
8 years ago

Be sure to keep your foul stuff in the toilet or the mattress will fall on you.

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Referee: Foul stuff on defense! Mattress not defended and right to invite indemnified. 5 yard penalty. Still 1st down.

Steph
Steph
8 years ago

invite you to cherish and defend the honorific mattress tag

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

What about pillow fights?

stevieyredwings
8 years ago

“All for one, and one for mattress!”

Mark
Mark
8 years ago

Did somebody say “mattress”?
(sings) “And did those feet in ancient time…”

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

HORATIUS DEFENDS THE MATTRESS.

And how can man die better,
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of the towels,
And the mattress of his Gods.

Davey8
Davey8
8 years ago

I can’t help but notice it doesn’t say anything about defending the TV’s honor…..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Please early come before living.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Linan Inn came to Linan Inn!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I bought one-way ticket to come.

English me no speak
English me no speak
8 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if these people purposely use Engrish and secretly laugh at tourists(who end up spending bucks at their restaurant) who took out their camera and cellphones to take picture….
Trolling much? hahaha

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Dear Inn-keeper,

One visite is more than enough.
Never agan.

Horrific Guest

Theoden
Theoden
8 years ago

Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for the towel, now for the mattress, and the red dawn. Forth, Eorlingas!

lygia
lygia
8 years ago

Bring your own towel to cover your immodesty or hide under the fallen mattress, failiing that please leave honourable inn.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Mattress down!! Mattress down!!

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

Cher Linan Inn,

J’adore vos maitresses. Elles m’ont donné de belles whippings. A la prochaine visite.

Sade

Lupus
Lupus
8 years ago

You gotta invite, your right, to towel off!

Horrific guest
Horrific guest
8 years ago

Don’t they have staff to take care of the inn’s hygiene facilities?
They want me to do that?

MeteorBIOS
MeteorBIOS
6 years ago

I think there is a prequel of Matress Defense where the towel is the main antagonist.
You may have not relize that you damaged the towel.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Nothing Else Mattress

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