Experience homeless today!

Experience homeless today!

posted on 11 May 2012 in Household Items

Found on the packaging for a mop:

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Under the bridge

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

But I’m still homelessly trying to find a house…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Mopping the park area makes me feel so… well, comfortably numb.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Instructions:
1. Throw away product.
2. Put large cardboard packaging outside in the cold and rain.
3. Sleep in cardboard box.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Also available: crack whore toilet brush and hopeless wino bin liners….enjoy the timeless elegance of dumpster lifestyle

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

A clean weed patch is a happy weed patch.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Must be a Buddhist company.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Could be worth buying it if it was the real thing, not just a feeling.

PS: I’m a lawyer, I’m rich, and it sucks.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Now you can mop up your whole house… literally, and feel
this Exquisite comfortable feeling of homeless.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Not to mention the smell!

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Homeless Sweet Homeless

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I don’t need this lousy feeling.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Psst, buddy… Could you spare a couple dollars? I’m trying to buy a mop.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Relaxing comfortably in my not-home…

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

“So, how much does it cost?”
“What’s the total value of your money and everything you own combined?”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Poor homeless mop. Give this mop a good home today.

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

Ironically located in the household goods isle.

Inspect Her Gadget
Inspect Her Gadget
10 years ago

Last night I used a rat as a pillow…it was exquisitely comfortable!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Exquisitely exquisitely and exquisitely homeless

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

and comes with Scoping action, to boot!

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Right after the divorce!

Phil G.
Phil G.
10 years ago

At the rate American jobs are being outsourced to China, we will ALL experience being homeless! Unless, of course, we move to China.

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

superior to the inexquisite uncomfortable feeling of housebroke!

Blue
Blue
9 years ago

As long as I have my mop, I’ll be ok…

Dave The Red
Dave The Red
8 years ago

For the exquisite feeling of depression, try our broom!

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