Experience homeless today!

Experience homeless today!

posted on 11 May 2012 in Household Items

Found on the packaging for a mop:

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Under the bridge

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

But I’m still homelessly trying to find a house…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Mopping the park area makes me feel so… well, comfortably numb.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Instructions:
1. Throw away product.
2. Put large cardboard packaging outside in the cold and rain.
3. Sleep in cardboard box.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Also available: crack whore toilet brush and hopeless wino bin liners….enjoy the timeless elegance of dumpster lifestyle

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

A clean weed patch is a happy weed patch.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Must be a Buddhist company.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Could be worth buying it if it was the real thing, not just a feeling.

PS: I’m a lawyer, I’m rich, and it sucks.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Now you can mop up your whole house… literally, and feel
this Exquisite comfortable feeling of homeless.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Not to mention the smell!

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

Homeless Sweet Homeless

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I don’t need this lousy feeling.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Psst, buddy… Could you spare a couple dollars? I’m trying to buy a mop.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Relaxing comfortably in my not-home…

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

“So, how much does it cost?”
“What’s the total value of your money and everything you own combined?”

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Poor homeless mop. Give this mop a good home today.

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

Ironically located in the household goods isle.

Inspect Her Gadget
Inspect Her Gadget
8 years ago

Last night I used a rat as a pillow…it was exquisitely comfortable!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Exquisitely exquisitely and exquisitely homeless

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

and comes with Scoping action, to boot!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Right after the divorce!

Phil G.
Phil G.
8 years ago

At the rate American jobs are being outsourced to China, we will ALL experience being homeless! Unless, of course, we move to China.

pasdrole
pasdrole
8 years ago

superior to the inexquisite uncomfortable feeling of housebroke!

Blue
Blue
7 years ago

As long as I have my mop, I’ll be ok…

Dave The Red
Dave The Red
6 years ago

For the exquisite feeling of depression, try our broom!

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