Hard to undwstand!

Hard to undwstand!

posted on 22 May 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Christine Hodgson.
Found in Xi’an, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Hey, stop this ticket nonswnse or I’ll Sue you!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Rope, drills, bits… this is either a Saw movie or Home Depot.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

“One way ticket,
One way ticket,
One way ticket to the sue…”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

One can never be too responsible for wrong.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

When confused, jump from cable car. Sure way to avoid all the confusions.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

This ticket is sue only. For lawyer, buy other ticket.

krysto4
krysto4
8 years ago

Half-price one way ticket – we drag you behind cable car using Rope Way (you’ll want to get the insurance…).

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

I’m lost can I have muy money back anyway.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

This has got to be the worst amusement park ever.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

The rope way ticket is not in your four kinds of ticket explained earlier ..

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

One way ticket: Sue only.
Round the World ticket: ask for Margo.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

All your ticket are belong to us.

Jim
Jim
8 years ago

“She’s got a ticket to ride, but she’s not sure”

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

The one-way ticket bit me, and I haven’t been able to date Sue

WithoutQuestion
WithoutQuestion
8 years ago

Is sue me rwfund in sum total four kind half-price one-way ticket, please. I inspects my ticket and money and find you responsible for wrong.

pasdrole
pasdrole
8 years ago

Did I win? I mean, I’ve got a straight flush..Oh wait, it’s not a game? Darn, they’re just for riding the stupid cable car.

none
none
8 years ago

trckets are trcky to drill.

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

Don’t you dare sue us, or you get a one-way ticket out of here!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

SanFrancisco sure has changed.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

I can haz used cable car ticket?

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Uhhh…I will put one ticket on black and bet against the house on this ride?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Two half-pricw round trip tickwts plwasw ^_^

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Present your roundtripticket and askfor Sue Lin.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

You will get more than you expected.

Casey
Casey
8 years ago

You know, I think they just took all the English words they happened to know and jumbled them into this mish mash.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

What good is the insurance? They “not to be responsible for wrong.”

Me
Me
8 years ago

Uhhhh….i think ill take a cab.

RT
RT
8 years ago

“last call for S&M cable car… last call…”

Gtancx
Gtancx
8 years ago

i’m gonna show this to my lawyr..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

If the cable car ticket divides by zero, the insurance is invalid.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Can I have fries with that?

ccY
ccY
8 years ago

A cable car named Decrier

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

Here are my credentials for the preferential ticket: I majored in Engrish at Beijing U & graduated summa cum laude. Then transferred to Harvard law, where I concentrated on International Torts. Finally, I earned a PhD at Stanford in their prestigious Engrish dept and I am now the chairman of said dept. I am privy to the meaning of the Rope Way Ticket, so don’t try to give me any guff!

hazffdbn
hazffdbn
8 years ago

the rope way is too risky that is why you need insurance for it.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

If you could please make this just a little more confusing, I’ll be able to just skip the damn thing altogether!

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
8 years ago

Umm… I think I’ll just walk…

rick
rick
8 years ago

Dragonlady, what does Summa Cum Laude mean?

Blue
Blue
7 years ago

It’s like a Chinese Elmer Fudd wrote this….

Dave The Red
Dave The Red
7 years ago

Only sue will get these half-price full tickets

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