Hard to undwstand!

Hard to undwstand!

posted on 22 May 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Christine Hodgson.
Found in Xi’an, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Hey, stop this ticket nonswnse or I’ll Sue you!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Rope, drills, bits… this is either a Saw movie or Home Depot.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

“One way ticket,
One way ticket,
One way ticket to the sue…”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

One can never be too responsible for wrong.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

When confused, jump from cable car. Sure way to avoid all the confusions.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

This ticket is sue only. For lawyer, buy other ticket.

krysto4
krysto4
10 years ago

Half-price one way ticket – we drag you behind cable car using Rope Way (you’ll want to get the insurance…).

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I’m lost can I have muy money back anyway.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

This has got to be the worst amusement park ever.

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

The rope way ticket is not in your four kinds of ticket explained earlier ..

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

One way ticket: Sue only.
Round the World ticket: ask for Margo.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

All your ticket are belong to us.

Jim
Jim
10 years ago

“She’s got a ticket to ride, but she’s not sure”

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

The one-way ticket bit me, and I haven’t been able to date Sue

WithoutQuestion
WithoutQuestion
10 years ago

Is sue me rwfund in sum total four kind half-price one-way ticket, please. I inspects my ticket and money and find you responsible for wrong.

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

Did I win? I mean, I’ve got a straight flush..Oh wait, it’s not a game? Darn, they’re just for riding the stupid cable car.

none
none
10 years ago

trckets are trcky to drill.

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

Don’t you dare sue us, or you get a one-way ticket out of here!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

SanFrancisco sure has changed.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

I can haz used cable car ticket?

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Uhhh…I will put one ticket on black and bet against the house on this ride?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Two half-pricw round trip tickwts plwasw ^_^

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Present your roundtripticket and askfor Sue Lin.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

You will get more than you expected.

Casey
Casey
10 years ago

You know, I think they just took all the English words they happened to know and jumbled them into this mish mash.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

What good is the insurance? They “not to be responsible for wrong.”

Me
Me
10 years ago

Uhhhh….i think ill take a cab.

RT
RT
10 years ago

“last call for S&M cable car… last call…”

Gtancx
Gtancx
10 years ago

i’m gonna show this to my lawyr..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If the cable car ticket divides by zero, the insurance is invalid.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Can I have fries with that?

ccY
ccY
10 years ago

A cable car named Decrier

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

Here are my credentials for the preferential ticket: I majored in Engrish at Beijing U & graduated summa cum laude. Then transferred to Harvard law, where I concentrated on International Torts. Finally, I earned a PhD at Stanford in their prestigious Engrish dept and I am now the chairman of said dept. I am privy to the meaning of the Rope Way Ticket, so don’t try to give me any guff!

hazffdbn
hazffdbn
10 years ago

the rope way is too risky that is why you need insurance for it.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

If you could please make this just a little more confusing, I’ll be able to just skip the damn thing altogether!

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
10 years ago

Umm… I think I’ll just walk…

rick
rick
9 years ago

Dragonlady, what does Summa Cum Laude mean?

Blue
Blue
9 years ago

It’s like a Chinese Elmer Fudd wrote this….

Dave The Red
Dave The Red
8 years ago

Only sue will get these half-price full tickets

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