I know I have to taste it…

I know I have to taste it…

posted on 3 May 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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coffeebot
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coffeebot

obey

Zizzybalooba
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Zizzybalooba

Never mind the head, I want to see the burning chickens.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Oops… I thought they said Chicken Ranch…

FatKenney
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FatKenney

“Whoa, smells like a burning chicken farm in here! What the – hey there IS burning chicken farm in here.”

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

After eating the color head, I burned the chicken farm.
Conclusion: the color head contains Ectasy

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

The only thing worse than the name of the dish is the dish itself

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The eyes are the gateway to the sole.

DrLex
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DrLex

I think the author of this menu is addicted to sniffing and sucking whiteboard marker tips.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Tastes like chicken…. burning chicken…. on a farm.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

It better taste a HELLUVA LOT BETTER than it looks.

sparky
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sparky

There’s something fishy going on here.

DrLex
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DrLex

It looks like open brain surgery on an alien.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Well. Tuna is refered to as “the chicken of the sea”?

iLock
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iLock

The temple burns the chicken farm

Emily
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Emily

Tasting is mandatory, swallowing is optional.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I want food that looks good. I don’t really care if it can see well.

Lora
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Lora

I think it’s safe to say that this is the creepiest, most disgusting thing shown on Engrish.com 🙂
Also I find it hard to eat anything that’s looking at me.

GwydionM
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GwydionM

Specially collected dried TIbetan catapillars give this dish its unique musty taste

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

It’s the “Crying Child Special.” guaranteed to traumatize your kid or your next burning chicken is free!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

MUST: necessity, “have to”, as in “I must excuse myself from the table, RIGHT NOW.”

chris
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chris

“FEEEEEEEED ME, Seymore!! I’m sole lonely here on this plate by myself…”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It’s enough even when I see it.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

@Lora: Are you a vegetarian?

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Our Tuna is chicken,
We’ve told it to all,
For it has no cojones,
No cojones at all.

Jøsh
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Jøsh

Dead Heads have told me about tasting colors. I thought it had to do with drugs, guess I was wrong.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The head was bad tasted.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

The most confrontational meal, since sheeps eyes soup.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I must say it tastes red.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

At least it’s not raw since it came from a burning chicken farm.

Repetitious
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Repetitious

Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Chopsticks… in… utility… belt!

Chuck
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Chuck

@Mouse: Must. Praise. Caption.

Lora
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Lora

@Lollerskate: No. I’m just not used to eating chicken with the head still on. 🙂

Tracie
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Tracie

No, I mustn’t.

EffEff
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EffEff

My printer’s color heads taste like chicken.

Blue
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Blue

Burning Chicken Farm is funnier…

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