I know I have to taste it…

I know I have to taste it…

posted on 3 May 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

obey

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

Never mind the head, I want to see the burning chickens.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Oops… I thought they said Chicken Ranch…

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“Whoa, smells like a burning chicken farm in here! What the – hey there IS burning chicken farm in here.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

After eating the color head, I burned the chicken farm.
Conclusion: the color head contains Ectasy

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

The only thing worse than the name of the dish is the dish itself

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The eyes are the gateway to the sole.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I think the author of this menu is addicted to sniffing and sucking whiteboard marker tips.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Tastes like chicken…. burning chicken…. on a farm.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

It better taste a HELLUVA LOT BETTER than it looks.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

There’s something fishy going on here.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

It looks like open brain surgery on an alien.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Well. Tuna is refered to as “the chicken of the sea”?

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

The temple burns the chicken farm

Emily
Emily
10 years ago

Tasting is mandatory, swallowing is optional.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I want food that looks good. I don’t really care if it can see well.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

I think it’s safe to say that this is the creepiest, most disgusting thing shown on Engrish.com 🙂
Also I find it hard to eat anything that’s looking at me.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Specially collected dried TIbetan catapillars give this dish its unique musty taste

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

It’s the “Crying Child Special.” guaranteed to traumatize your kid or your next burning chicken is free!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

MUST: necessity, “have to”, as in “I must excuse myself from the table, RIGHT NOW.”

chris
chris
10 years ago

“FEEEEEEEED ME, Seymore!! I’m sole lonely here on this plate by myself…”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It’s enough even when I see it.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

@Lora: Are you a vegetarian?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Our Tuna is chicken,
We’ve told it to all,
For it has no cojones,
No cojones at all.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Dead Heads have told me about tasting colors. I thought it had to do with drugs, guess I was wrong.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

The head was bad tasted.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

The most confrontational meal, since sheeps eyes soup.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I must say it tastes red.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

At least it’s not raw since it came from a burning chicken farm.

Repetitious
Repetitious
10 years ago

Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Chopsticks… in… utility… belt!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

@Mouse: Must. Praise. Caption.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

@Lollerskate: No. I’m just not used to eating chicken with the head still on. 🙂

Tracie
Tracie
10 years ago

No, I mustn’t.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

My printer’s color heads taste like chicken.

Blue
Blue
9 years ago

Burning Chicken Farm is funnier…

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