I went too fast and had an “accident”

I went too fast and had an “accident”

posted on 6 May 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Affa Madcat.
Found in Indonesia (during 2011 Seagames). 

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iLock
iLock
10 years ago

This must be where the celebrities go to film their sex tapes.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

So what, are they filming it by the roadside or something?

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Yres, go slow. Nice and slow…

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Well you never know what you might find in the kampungs

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Oh god, I hope there aren’t meant to be inverted commas around ‘accident porn’

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

It started as a home video, Ahhhhh! Ex boyfriend and youtube!!!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

You wouldn’t want to get rear-ended.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Many male adolescents would like that sign for their rooms…

S Clay Wilson
S Clay Wilson
10 years ago

Budget remake of Crash now being filmed.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Prone to porn . . . at least they’re honest !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Please do not outside.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Rubbernecking encouraged.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Well, I had an accident and I liked it…

SF
SF
10 years ago

The last time I took this road, there was a terrible smell of burning rubber.

Skiddlz
Skiddlz
10 years ago

What happens if there’s a child on board?

Classic Steve
10 years ago

“Why don’t we do it in the road?”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“Debbie Does Left Turn”
“Behind The Green Light”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Yes, Virginia, there is Rule 34 for the GEICO lizard.

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

Oops! Sorry, I tripped and fell on top of you because I walked too fast, which caused… Well, no need to specify that.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Many children owe their existance to an accident.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

If you go slowly, you can last nearly half an hour.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I could accidentally make an erotic movie on the go. In slow motion, of course.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

WARNING: Documentaries are strictly forbidden.

RT
RT
10 years ago

and that’s how you were created, junior

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

“Accident Porn” is the fetish you had hoped you would never hear about.

chris
chris
10 years ago

i wonder what life is like down some of the other roads around here….

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Is that a traffic cone in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

carefully exploit

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Porn to be wild!

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

Thank You For Coming

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Gusts of hot air unexpectedly lift the dresses of beautiful women

Emily
Emily
10 years ago

The road sign that comes next says “Use rear entrance”

Elsys St. Valencia
10 years ago

Watch out for the Ejaculate Gang!

DC
DC
10 years ago

The sign tell you explicitly of danger

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

It’s just a leisurely lemon get-together.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Can I get this DVD at Amazon?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Dang. I misread that as “ancient”. 😛

Andrew
Andrew
10 years ago

“sorry, I slipped and fell into you… Then out of you… Then into you…

Barry
Barry
10 years ago

Limps flying everywhere!

Nos
Nos
10 years ago

Oh, so you mean children

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