I went too fast and had an “accident”

I went too fast and had an “accident”

posted on 6 May 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Affa Madcat.
Found in Indonesia (during 2011 Seagames). 

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iLock
iLock
8 years ago

This must be where the celebrities go to film their sex tapes.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

So what, are they filming it by the roadside or something?

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Yres, go slow. Nice and slow…

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Well you never know what you might find in the kampungs

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Oh god, I hope there aren’t meant to be inverted commas around ‘accident porn’

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

It started as a home video, Ahhhhh! Ex boyfriend and youtube!!!

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

You wouldn’t want to get rear-ended.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Many male adolescents would like that sign for their rooms…

S Clay Wilson
S Clay Wilson
8 years ago

Budget remake of Crash now being filmed.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Prone to porn . . . at least they’re honest !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Please do not outside.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Rubbernecking encouraged.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Well, I had an accident and I liked it…

SF
SF
8 years ago

The last time I took this road, there was a terrible smell of burning rubber.

Skiddlz
Skiddlz
8 years ago

What happens if there’s a child on board?

Classic Steve
8 years ago

“Why don’t we do it in the road?”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“Debbie Does Left Turn”
“Behind The Green Light”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Yes, Virginia, there is Rule 34 for the GEICO lizard.

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

Oops! Sorry, I tripped and fell on top of you because I walked too fast, which caused… Well, no need to specify that.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Many children owe their existance to an accident.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

If you go slowly, you can last nearly half an hour.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I could accidentally make an erotic movie on the go. In slow motion, of course.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

WARNING: Documentaries are strictly forbidden.

RT
RT
8 years ago

and that’s how you were created, junior

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

“Accident Porn” is the fetish you had hoped you would never hear about.

chris
chris
8 years ago

i wonder what life is like down some of the other roads around here….

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Is that a traffic cone in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

carefully exploit

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Porn to be wild!

d17nk
d17nk
8 years ago

Thank You For Coming

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Gusts of hot air unexpectedly lift the dresses of beautiful women

Emily
Emily
8 years ago

The road sign that comes next says “Use rear entrance”

Elsys St. Valencia
8 years ago

Watch out for the Ejaculate Gang!

DC
DC
8 years ago

The sign tell you explicitly of danger

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

It’s just a leisurely lemon get-together.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Can I get this DVD at Amazon?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Dang. I misread that as “ancient”. 😛

Andrew
Andrew
8 years ago

“sorry, I slipped and fell into you… Then out of you… Then into you…

Barry
Barry
8 years ago

Limps flying everywhere!

Nos
Nos
8 years ago

Oh, so you mean children

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