Luckily I am a leaf whore…

Luckily I am a leaf whore…

posted on 16 May 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of David Collins.
Found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Till death do us part

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Jah mon

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

They mean, those green rectangle paper leaves with numbers written on it?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I’m leafing!

SF
SF
8 years ago

Alas, my love, you do me wrong,
To cast me off discourteously.
For I have loved you well and long,
Delighting in your company.

Green leaves was all my joy
Green leaves was my delight,
Green leaves was my heart of gold,
And who but my lady green leaves.

(Green leaves, an old Engrish ballad)

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Don’t worry little leaves, there’s enough of me for all of you…

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“Lichen us on Facebook”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I devoted a lot of love to one, until she told me to leaf her alone…

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

Nice green message

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

So many leaves, so little time.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Never mind the leaves. I’ll take the buds.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

This reminds me of a Paul Simon Song about all the ways to leaf your lover. Or is it love your leafer?

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

You’re the only one for me. And so are you, you, you…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

What, also Adam and Eve’s…?!

Classic Steve
8 years ago

They’ve been feeling lawnly.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

ew, looks like someone got to all the leaves before me

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Well, some people even develop long-term relationships with marijuana leaves.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Invasion of the Body Snatchers – Plan B

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

Devote your love to every Greenleaf…and make Legolas very happy.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Thank you very mulch.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Every Fall just breaks my heart.

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

Lends new meaning to the phrase “leaf blower”.

RT
RT
8 years ago

LL Cool J = leaves love cool james

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

“. . . I’m a little pothead. . .”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

I see Mr. Henry Thumbsdowner the Third has once again paid us a little tribute.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

That would be stalking

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Have an orgy with a salad!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Leaf it to the Chinese!

peter
peter
8 years ago

sounds like a job for the ejaculation gang

Caroline
Caroline
8 years ago

Of course, the sign is made out of wood, which means they killed many green leaves to say proclaim your love for those nonexistent green leaves.

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