Plateau Travel Instructions

Plateau Travel Instructions

posted on 31 May 2012 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Jan Krogh.
Document that ppl must sign when entering
Tibet using the Beijing – Lhasa train. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Highly dangerous pregnatn women, must be the kids.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Funny no comments about bubonic plague, or ebola virus. Must be OK to go then.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

The hypertension II: the famous successor to the hypertension I.

krysto4
krysto4
8 years ago

Sorry – I have to cancel my trip – I’ve caught the hysteria…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Your body temperature must be exactly = 38 C all the time else you will be forced off the plateau to your death.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Darling, my apparent heart heats abnormal every time I see you.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

Hypertension II – the sequel.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

Insane in the brain vein.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

Insane in the brain vein.

Jim
Jim
8 years ago

“I’ll just wait here at the station with these pregnant ladies – it should be safer here.”

TheUnknown
TheUnknown
8 years ago

Hypertension II: Diabetes out of Control Vs Highly Dangerous Pregnant Woman

Jordan
Jordan
8 years ago

My body temperature is above or below 38C, I think it’s probably best to postpone to enter the plateau area until recovered.

TheUnknown
TheUnknown
8 years ago

According to doctors, you probably should not ride at all

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Just come out and say it ; No Americans Allowed.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Pregnant women are highly dangerous. I’ve always suspected.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

The heavy sickness? Why don’t you just call me fat and discriminate me like they do back home?

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Aren’t all pregnant women highly dangerous, especially in the last trimester?

coffeebot
8 years ago

Biker Chicks gotta have kids, too, ya know

coffeebot
8 years ago

She got one in the oven and one in the slammer

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Yes I understand my wife is highly dangerous, but she is not pregnant. That is just fat! So she is good to go right?

stonefield
stonefield
8 years ago

That pre-partum depression really gets worse with altitude.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

CAUTION:
Pregnant Woman !

Dane
Dane
8 years ago

Protect plateau ecological environment from highly dangerous pregnant women!

Grifter
Grifter
8 years ago

Quick! Stop the train! We got a breeder!

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Highly dangerous pregnant women can be placated with Mothercare vouncers

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

I have abnormal heats, but much less often than 100 times per minute.

Mark
Mark
8 years ago

‘Highly dangerous pregnant women’ –
If you’d like to have a conversation with me, i will set fire to your genitals!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Oh, my god! I have the heats again. Are there any hookers on this plateau?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s a sanitarian. Give me a contrarian or a saurian any time.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Man! And I thought medical school was hard!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Her belly keeps getting bigger and bigger, either she’s going to give birth, or she’s about to explode!

RT
RT
8 years ago

what do you mean i can’t climax until i’m physically probed by my doctor?

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

Plateau, 1 year back
– “It was terrible, suddenly pregnant women filled the entire plateau! There was no room to breathe anymore! I managed to squeeze myself past them, but lots of my friends lost their lives that day…”

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I do have the Diabetes, but it is well mannered and not out of control, but I don’t have the Hysteria. I ask myself. “Do I have the schizophrenia?” But I hear the answer. No mate you’re Ok to go.”

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

@RT. I thought you might like to know: A Pokemon is a West Indian Proctologist.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

Thank God my heart heats are below 100 times per minute

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I usually got a body plateau of exactly above 38 highly dangerous hysterical pregnant women, sometimes even 100 below per minute, so I’m knot exactly highly confusing what to do.
Sometimely.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I got Matrix II so I’ll stay at home.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I reached plateau of hysterical laughter after reading this.

lygia
lygia
8 years ago

I lost interest in going to the Plateau

garudamon11
garudamon11
8 years ago

Destroy the ecological environment?

Pengwyn
Pengwyn
8 years ago

Oh, the Hysteria!

Hugh Casement
Hugh Casement
7 years ago

Is it a malignant pregnancy, madam, or merely the contagious variety?

Magnus
Magnus
7 years ago

Look out for the higly dangerous pregnant woman, she is gonna drop a child on you!

tim
tim
7 years ago

Why do they allow the pregnant women to roam free like that?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Highly dangerous pregnant women usually giving birth = explosion

Myself
3 years ago

What with all the stuff you could catch just by going there (plateau pulmonary edema, plateau hydrocephalus, plateau hypertension, plateau heart disease, and plateau red blood cell increasing), I think I’ll skip my trip to the plateau. It sounds even more dangerous than pregnant women.

Myself
3 years ago

I have veins in my brain…should I stay off the plateau?

Myself
3 years ago

“What’s the symptom of the whole body and respiratory, dude?”
“Dude, like, it’s obvious!”

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