Plateau Travel Instructions

Plateau Travel Instructions

posted on 31 May 2012 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Jan Krogh.
Document that ppl must sign when entering
Tibet using the Beijing – Lhasa train. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Highly dangerous pregnatn women, must be the kids.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Funny no comments about bubonic plague, or ebola virus. Must be OK to go then.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

The hypertension II: the famous successor to the hypertension I.

krysto4
krysto4
10 years ago

Sorry – I have to cancel my trip – I’ve caught the hysteria…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Your body temperature must be exactly = 38 C all the time else you will be forced off the plateau to your death.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Darling, my apparent heart heats abnormal every time I see you.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

Hypertension II – the sequel.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

Insane in the brain vein.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
10 years ago

Insane in the brain vein.

Jim
Jim
10 years ago

“I’ll just wait here at the station with these pregnant ladies – it should be safer here.”

TheUnknown
TheUnknown
10 years ago

Hypertension II: Diabetes out of Control Vs Highly Dangerous Pregnant Woman

Jordan
Jordan
10 years ago

My body temperature is above or below 38C, I think it’s probably best to postpone to enter the plateau area until recovered.

TheUnknown
TheUnknown
10 years ago

According to doctors, you probably should not ride at all

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Just come out and say it ; No Americans Allowed.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

Pregnant women are highly dangerous. I’ve always suspected.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

The heavy sickness? Why don’t you just call me fat and discriminate me like they do back home?

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Aren’t all pregnant women highly dangerous, especially in the last trimester?

coffeebot
10 years ago

Biker Chicks gotta have kids, too, ya know

coffeebot
10 years ago

She got one in the oven and one in the slammer

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Yes I understand my wife is highly dangerous, but she is not pregnant. That is just fat! So she is good to go right?

stonefield
stonefield
10 years ago

That pre-partum depression really gets worse with altitude.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

CAUTION:
Pregnant Woman !

Dane
Dane
10 years ago

Protect plateau ecological environment from highly dangerous pregnant women!

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Quick! Stop the train! We got a breeder!

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Highly dangerous pregnant women can be placated with Mothercare vouncers

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

I have abnormal heats, but much less often than 100 times per minute.

Mark
Mark
10 years ago

‘Highly dangerous pregnant women’ –
If you’d like to have a conversation with me, i will set fire to your genitals!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Oh, my god! I have the heats again. Are there any hookers on this plateau?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s a sanitarian. Give me a contrarian or a saurian any time.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Man! And I thought medical school was hard!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

Her belly keeps getting bigger and bigger, either she’s going to give birth, or she’s about to explode!

RT
RT
10 years ago

what do you mean i can’t climax until i’m physically probed by my doctor?

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

Plateau, 1 year back
– “It was terrible, suddenly pregnant women filled the entire plateau! There was no room to breathe anymore! I managed to squeeze myself past them, but lots of my friends lost their lives that day…”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I do have the Diabetes, but it is well mannered and not out of control, but I don’t have the Hysteria. I ask myself. “Do I have the schizophrenia?” But I hear the answer. No mate you’re Ok to go.”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@RT. I thought you might like to know: A Pokemon is a West Indian Proctologist.

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

Thank God my heart heats are below 100 times per minute

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I usually got a body plateau of exactly above 38 highly dangerous hysterical pregnant women, sometimes even 100 below per minute, so I’m knot exactly highly confusing what to do.
Sometimely.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I got Matrix II so I’ll stay at home.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I reached plateau of hysterical laughter after reading this.

lygia
lygia
10 years ago

I lost interest in going to the Plateau

garudamon11
garudamon11
10 years ago

Destroy the ecological environment?

Pengwyn
Pengwyn
10 years ago

Oh, the Hysteria!

Hugh Casement
Hugh Casement
9 years ago

Is it a malignant pregnancy, madam, or merely the contagious variety?

Magnus
Magnus
9 years ago

Look out for the higly dangerous pregnant woman, she is gonna drop a child on you!

tim
tim
9 years ago

Why do they allow the pregnant women to roam free like that?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Highly dangerous pregnant women usually giving birth = explosion

Myself
5 years ago

What with all the stuff you could catch just by going there (plateau pulmonary edema, plateau hydrocephalus, plateau hypertension, plateau heart disease, and plateau red blood cell increasing), I think I’ll skip my trip to the plateau. It sounds even more dangerous than pregnant women.

Myself
5 years ago

I have veins in my brain…should I stay off the plateau?

Myself
5 years ago

“What’s the symptom of the whole body and respiratory, dude?”
“Dude, like, it’s obvious!”

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