Pulled fresh daily from awkward teenagers

Pulled fresh daily from awkward teenagers

posted on 8 May 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Alex and Shoshi.
Menu found in Beijing restaurant. 

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

You can also try out New Beijing Pimp Soup with Very smooth texture.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I would call it ‘Blurred Vision Soup’…

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Recipe: take a pot of regular Beijing Soup and leave outside the fridge until pimples appear on the surface.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Waiter, are these pimples freshly squeezed?!
– Umm, no Sir, they’re from ancient Old Beijing people, you know…

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Freshly squeezed daily.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Would you like some pop with that?

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

For that lovely custard like texture

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Also recommended today:
– Young Beijing People Broil with Zit Sauce
– Flying Blackheads Looking For Trouble
– Roasted Scars
– Pizza-Face (angrily)

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

What they meant to say was “Old Beijing People Soup” aka soilent green.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

The cookbook “Beijing Cuisine” has been recalled today due to an unfortunate printing error. Step four on page 23 should read “Bring soup to a boil”, and not “Bring boils to the soup.” as it appears in the text. The publisher regrets any gastrointestinal distress this may have caused.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

Old Beijing Pimple Soup is… MADE OF… PIMPLES

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Waiter, I’ll have that with a side of Erythromycin.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

The very acne… er, acme of traditional Beijing cuisine.

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Literally Beijing Goosebumps soup

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Think I’ll go to the Mexican restaurant down the street and order mole.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

We absolutely guarantee that main ingredients of this soup were freshly picked as soon as they were ripe. Also, no soap or cleansing lotions were used at any time!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

I can’t believe how far off-shoring has gone.

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

Now with pimples from the 1800’s! If you’re lucky, you might even get Albert Einstein’s pimples, or some other famous person’s!

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

Too blurry to read and probably do not want to, given the caption and comments…Oh well, can’t win every day.

RT
RT
8 years ago

can i have the general tsao’s version?

pasdrole
pasdrole
8 years ago

This must be from the poop bar

emily
emily
8 years ago

It’s finger-pricking good!

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

must be a pretty nasty soup ….

Phir
Phir
8 years ago

How ‘zit taste?

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