We are also upgrading our restrooms!

We are also upgrading our restrooms!

posted on 28 May 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

OK, here’s the deal: if you throw in some new exciting skins, better UI and expanded connectivity, the incontinence issue will be forgotten. Just please don’t experiment too much!

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Just take this pad with our compliments

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I have no problem with incontinence because of my weather-sealed body.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Perhaps they should go easy on the complimentary glasses of water…

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

At least they’re polite and self defecating.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Waiter, I want you to upgrade my Korean BBQ to continental Engrish BBC version!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I don’t mind if they’re only temperately closed, it’s the cold weather that causes my incontinence.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“temperately closed” (owner is in rehab).

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I’ll have the Korean Cuisine Service Pack 2 and a bottle of Pepto Bismol, please.

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

OK, so Korean BBQ is off my bucket list…

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

We’ve got some really exciting new menus. Unfortunately the food is just as dull as ever. Please pardon us, as we forgive your incontinence

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

No worries . . . we mind our own business. We won’t patronise on your incontinence ^_^

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

When I found out the restaurant was closed, I have to admit I was pissed and lost my temperate.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

When they reopened, the air conditioner was on full blast.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

It’s OK Kim. Now you’re closed, you won’t be causing me any incontinence.

Davey8
Davey8
8 years ago

See, this is why you should *always* carry some Pepto with you to barbecue joints.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Updated restaurant takes all your cache.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

We’ll open tentatively, but we really may not open, but, then again we may, or instead we may half open, but, of course we are not sure about it, possibly we will tell you when we know ourselves, however we may not, and even if we are open we may not be serving food, for we are very tentative aout it all.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE IF YOU ARE INCONTINENT!!

We don’t want you peeing or crapping over our nice new restaurant.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Can’t wait for those new funny menus!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

You’re welcome. Now where’s the bathroom?!!

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

The “new look” is from mopping up.

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Something tells me my body isn’t in the mood for Korean BBQ tonight…..

…..and tomorrow night isn’t looking good either……..

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

I cant wait for the updated cuisine!

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

We will open tentatively. If the total discharge across all customers exceeds ten liters per hour, we will have to close again.

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

I suggest to take the diuretic tea off the menu, and while you’re at it, the laxative chocolate cake too.

WLD
WLD
8 years ago

I also apologise for my incontinence.

Grifter
Grifter
8 years ago

I’d crap myself…….but I can’t it’s too exciting!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

– Thank you for calling Kim’s BBQ.
– I understand you have reopened. Can I make a reservation for 8:00?
– Possibly….

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Well at least they apologized for me being pissed off.

Machine
Machine
7 years ago

I thought that said February 97th

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