Would you like cream with that?

Would you like cream with that?

posted on 29 May 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Brian M. Van Hise.
 Restaurant found in Busan, South Korea.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Starbucks has some serious catching up to do.

SF
SF
10 years ago

Waiter! I have complaints about the tablecloth.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Le Chair is much better than The Table

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I thought this place was going be fun, but I left when Juan Valdez came out with his donkey.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Cafe Olé!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter! Table for two, please.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Hey honey, would you like to come in for some hot coffee?

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
10 years ago

DrLex: Should be this too: “Hey honey, would you like to come in for some hot coffee, on the table?” 😀

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Are the ‘Hair News’ above somehow related…?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Coffee and a show

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

“Hey!, I’m tryin” to eat here!”

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Em, we will have… number 69, the special combination… Er, yes, we are sharing.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

There’s a hair in my coffee.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Here’s your f**king coffee.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

Cafe Coffee… best thing since Chai Tea

Qiezei
10 years ago

Oh my god! This place is amazing!

They have cinnamon lattes?!

Mark
Mark
10 years ago

Bet they get a lot of ‘punters’.

Mark
Mark
10 years ago

Oh, Oh, Oh ……JEEEESSSUSSS!!!

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

One hump or two?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

I’ll have what he’s having.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Oh sure, and an Hour later I’ll just be horny again.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

I’d rather stay home and grind my own beans.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Oh, Cafe Coffee . . . now I couldn’t even THINK str8 !!

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Host: How many in your party sir?

Guest: Ummm…just 1 tonight…….

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

It was a popular place but didn’t stay in business long. It quickly became too expensive to continually replace all the glasses & plates that would break when patrons swept them off the tables.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Beautiful Asian tables seek love and friendship

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
10 years ago

We accept payments under the counter.

Sarah
Sarah
10 years ago

Are you coming in for coffee? Free tart with every order!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I’ll stick to my own love making.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Yes. The table is fun, but the recliner chair is much more confortable.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

You didn’t like what the waiter did??” That’ll teach you not to order in french.

RT
RT
10 years ago

-honey, it’s 3 AM, where have you been all night?
-… out drinking coffee
-oh cut the crap, where were you really?!?

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Best way to start your day!

Firstborn
Firstborn
10 years ago

‘scuse me, sir, coffee, tea or me?

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

@ Big Fat Cat: Actually La Sofa or La Bed would be better than both Le Chair and The Table with, or without whipped cream…..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Customer: Two coffees, please.
Waiter: Jamaica?
Customer: I certainly did!

nyuk
nyuk
10 years ago

Whatever you do, DON’T use the creamer!

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Party of five to table sixty-nine!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

So a couple who’ve been married for many years go to a marriage counselor to try to revive their sex life. The counselor says, “You need to try something completely different. Right after you finish dinner tonight I want you to make love passionately right on the table. So the next week they go to the counselor again, and he says, “So how did it go?” And the wife says, “Great, but we’ve been banned from McDonald’s for life!”

Tyler
10 years ago

“Waiter, what’s this white substance on my chicken?”

Ro-an de Guzman
Ro-an de Guzman
10 years ago

MAKE LOVE ALL NIGHT at THE TABLE. EXTRA CREAM AND SYRUP WILL BE PROVIDED

shakenbake
shakenbake
9 years ago

servin it up hot, like an applebees hotplate, szzzzzz!!

Dan
Dan
9 years ago

I imagine they have lots of tourist wandering in, realising that it’s a coffeeshop, then leaving.

QueensEngrish
QueensEngrish
8 years ago

The catch is you have to clean up after yourselves.

Myself
Myself
5 years ago

@Big Fat Cat 4:18
Bilingual puns for the win! (For those who don’t get it – “chair” means “flesh” in French, so it would be a more accurate furniture-related name for this place)

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