You don’t want to order that…

You don’t want to order that…

posted on 10 May 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Alex and Shoshi.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

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Jay
Jay
8 years ago

It’s a new cut – the up chuck roast.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

OH not beef again!

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

Vintage foods are all the rage in Beijing these days.

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

So China is where all the pink slime ended up.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

They are their own worst critics, but at least they’re honest.

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

…but the service was great.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Well, at least it’s crisp…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Imagine how would YOU feel if served crisp on a table…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

“I’ll have the crispy lousy beef, a side of nasty broccoli and a dirty martini from the Poo bar.”

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Old and lousy..sounds like the senior menu!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Look! They’re selling American food in Beijing!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Boy, talk about snobby — if it ain’t from Kobe it’s crap.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Waiter, I feel a bit lousy after this meal…
– Is not bad enough, Sir? You should try our mutton then!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Oh what could be better than honesty !

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Served with Cheap Lousy Faggots. A special from New York

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Crisp lousy beef, served on green unidentifiable vegetables.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

I know ancient grains are the new health trend, but ancient meat?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

At last. Truth in advertising.

WithoutQuestion
WithoutQuestion
8 years ago

Do they mean lousy or louse-y. Either way, I’m not hungry.

Scott
Scott
8 years ago

I think I’ll skip the Crip Lousy Beef and go for the Old Beijing Roast Mutton…

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I can’t believe it’s not chicken.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I can believe it snot chicken.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

The mutton comes with green UFOs. (Unidentifiable Food Objects)

Tom P.
Tom P.
8 years ago

Truth in advertising?

Mr. Bill
Mr. Bill
8 years ago

Much better than the soggy lousy beef.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
8 years ago

Seems Crispy Beef Recipe isn’t secret anymore…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
8 years ago

Get our wooly mammoth steak special today! Now with extra wool!

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

wondering how lousy a lousy beef can be …

Newman
Newman
5 years ago

I don’t feel like ordering it. Would be too much work.

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