You don’t want to order that…

You don’t want to order that…

posted on 10 May 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Alex and Shoshi.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

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Jay
Jay
10 years ago

It’s a new cut – the up chuck roast.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

OH not beef again!

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

Vintage foods are all the rage in Beijing these days.

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

So China is where all the pink slime ended up.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

They are their own worst critics, but at least they’re honest.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

…but the service was great.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Well, at least it’s crisp…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Imagine how would YOU feel if served crisp on a table…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

“I’ll have the crispy lousy beef, a side of nasty broccoli and a dirty martini from the Poo bar.”

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Old and lousy..sounds like the senior menu!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Look! They’re selling American food in Beijing!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Boy, talk about snobby — if it ain’t from Kobe it’s crap.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter, I feel a bit lousy after this meal…
– Is not bad enough, Sir? You should try our mutton then!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Oh what could be better than honesty !

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Served with Cheap Lousy Faggots. A special from New York

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Crisp lousy beef, served on green unidentifiable vegetables.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

I know ancient grains are the new health trend, but ancient meat?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

At last. Truth in advertising.

WithoutQuestion
WithoutQuestion
10 years ago

Do they mean lousy or louse-y. Either way, I’m not hungry.

Scott
Scott
10 years ago

I think I’ll skip the Crip Lousy Beef and go for the Old Beijing Roast Mutton…

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I can’t believe it’s not chicken.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I can believe it snot chicken.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The mutton comes with green UFOs. (Unidentifiable Food Objects)

Tom P.
Tom P.
10 years ago

Truth in advertising?

Mr. Bill
Mr. Bill
10 years ago

Much better than the soggy lousy beef.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Seems Crispy Beef Recipe isn’t secret anymore…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Get our wooly mammoth steak special today! Now with extra wool!

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

wondering how lousy a lousy beef can be …

Newman
Newman
7 years ago

I don’t feel like ordering it. Would be too much work.

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