You’ll be speechless…

You’ll be speechless…

posted on 12 May 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Kyra Pedersen.
Perfume found in China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Well, it’s Britney, innit?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Mr. Gumby’s comment:
‘I want to meet someone with superior intelligence!’

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Caution: may turn hair blonde.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

I prefer her ‘shameless money grabber’ fragrance. That or the ‘totally public meltdown bath salts’

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

The classic oxymoron!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

“Please enjoy this superior product and results of its use, which are:
– instantly lower IQ by factor 2 with every use
– powerful hair growth
– body odor that surpasses smell of dead bodies and rotting vegetables
– insanity, amnesia and various psychological disorders

WARNING: May kill leprosy, smallpox and swine flu viruses.”

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

I can’t describe the fragrance, it is simplely beyond words.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

IMPORTANT NOTE:
– It is highly recommended to visit your brain specialist after first use
– If there are no noticeable signs of dumbness, your brain will have to come out!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

100% effective. I can’t speak because my jaw dropped.

SF
SF
8 years ago

They’ve signed Miss South Carolina for promotion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

“Sir, we believe this might help get you re-elected.”

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

You’d have to be pretty dumb to spray yourself with water from the toilet!

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Here’s an interesting little fact: Dumb used to originally only mean “mute”, but then people started using it to mean “stupid” after the German phrase “dumkopf”. How dumb is that? 🙂

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

May be used instead of detergent for mopping floors.

Salome
Salome
8 years ago

By the same manufacturer: Deafness, for dabbing behind the ears.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Eaux de toilette from the same perfumier, as yet unreleased: Dumberness, and the much-anticipated Dumbererness.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I used to use ‘Sit Down And Shut Up”.
But now I drink this stuff.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

Jim Carrey says…

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“Leave Britney ALONE!”

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

For that special blond in your life …

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Can’t get enough of Britney! Oh … that’s already been done!

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

I really couldn’t expect anything else.

abohemiansrhapsody
8 years ago

Oops! They did it again!

larissa
larissa
8 years ago

Finally they’ve bottled the essence of Britney..

chris
chris
8 years ago

(Isaac Hayes) “Ohh. I see you across the room, girl. Lookin’ SO fine in your strapless chiffon. You elegant moves on the floor, with those, uh, slightly crossed eyes… is that drool?! Ah, DAMN! I just forgot that I was supposed to be somewhere… with a thing we had… Let me get the h*ll out of here…!!”

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Julia Gillard’s favourite fragrance.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

I’m dumbfounded …

Andrew T.
Andrew T.
8 years ago

Stupid as stupid does!

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

So its pretty much Axe then?

Dervrak
Dervrak
8 years ago

The perfume that will not only make you smell like Paris Hilton, but will make you act like her too!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

That’s not a word! I should know, I use Smartenity cologne.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

There was a spelling mix-up in the packaging design. It actually smells like a fawn.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Pink had a perfume out too, but got tired of it being compared to this one.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Oops! That should be “…smells like a faun.”

Chrispy
Chrispy
8 years ago

What dose dumbness smell like?

replicant
replicant
8 years ago

MSRP $5.00 for case of 24 bottles.

hucc
7 years ago

“you smell dumb.”

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