You’ll be speechless…

You’ll be speechless…

posted on 12 May 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Kyra Pedersen.
Perfume found in China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Well, it’s Britney, innit?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Mr. Gumby’s comment:
‘I want to meet someone with superior intelligence!’

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Caution: may turn hair blonde.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I prefer her ‘shameless money grabber’ fragrance. That or the ‘totally public meltdown bath salts’

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

The classic oxymoron!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

“Please enjoy this superior product and results of its use, which are:
– instantly lower IQ by factor 2 with every use
– powerful hair growth
– body odor that surpasses smell of dead bodies and rotting vegetables
– insanity, amnesia and various psychological disorders

WARNING: May kill leprosy, smallpox and swine flu viruses.”

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

I can’t describe the fragrance, it is simplely beyond words.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

IMPORTANT NOTE:
– It is highly recommended to visit your brain specialist after first use
– If there are no noticeable signs of dumbness, your brain will have to come out!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

100% effective. I can’t speak because my jaw dropped.

SF
SF
10 years ago

They’ve signed Miss South Carolina for promotion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

“Sir, we believe this might help get you re-elected.”

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

You’d have to be pretty dumb to spray yourself with water from the toilet!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Here’s an interesting little fact: Dumb used to originally only mean “mute”, but then people started using it to mean “stupid” after the German phrase “dumkopf”. How dumb is that? 🙂

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

May be used instead of detergent for mopping floors.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

By the same manufacturer: Deafness, for dabbing behind the ears.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Eaux de toilette from the same perfumier, as yet unreleased: Dumberness, and the much-anticipated Dumbererness.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I used to use ‘Sit Down And Shut Up”.
But now I drink this stuff.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Jim Carrey says…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“Leave Britney ALONE!”

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

For that special blond in your life …

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Can’t get enough of Britney! Oh … that’s already been done!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I really couldn’t expect anything else.

abohemiansrhapsody
10 years ago

Oops! They did it again!

larissa
larissa
10 years ago

Finally they’ve bottled the essence of Britney..

chris
chris
10 years ago

(Isaac Hayes) “Ohh. I see you across the room, girl. Lookin’ SO fine in your strapless chiffon. You elegant moves on the floor, with those, uh, slightly crossed eyes… is that drool?! Ah, DAMN! I just forgot that I was supposed to be somewhere… with a thing we had… Let me get the h*ll out of here…!!”

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Julia Gillard’s favourite fragrance.

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

I’m dumbfounded …

Andrew T.
Andrew T.
10 years ago

Stupid as stupid does!

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

So its pretty much Axe then?

Dervrak
Dervrak
10 years ago

The perfume that will not only make you smell like Paris Hilton, but will make you act like her too!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

That’s not a word! I should know, I use Smartenity cologne.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

There was a spelling mix-up in the packaging design. It actually smells like a fawn.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Pink had a perfume out too, but got tired of it being compared to this one.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Oops! That should be “…smells like a faun.”

Chrispy
Chrispy
10 years ago

What dose dumbness smell like?

replicant
replicant
9 years ago

MSRP $5.00 for case of 24 bottles.

hucc
9 years ago

“you smell dumb.”

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