Baby, the other white meat?

Baby, the other white meat?

posted on 22 Jun 2012 in Chinglish

Microwave found at hotel in Shenyang, China.
Photo courtesy of David Oliver.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Not as advertised!!! My baby is NOT any healthier after 15m on this setting. I want my money back

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Is there nothing this microwave cannot do.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Wow. They even make hot babe.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Start / Quick Start / Fastest D@mn Start EVER!

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

Soylent Green. Already starting young!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Primordial Soup in a cup (do not disinfect).

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Don’t push the Cthulhu button on the upper right. You’ll be sorry.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Health Care Soup. Sounds like what Obama has been making for the last four years.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Healthy ’till grilled…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”Wow, you look absolutely roasted today!”

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Do we disinfect the healthy baby with light waves or do we clean by steaming or do we micro-disinfect or . . .? So many choices, so little time!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

How could nutrient soup be made from the face of a very constipated fish?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”Mommy! I think somebody smiled to me from that microwave!”

DECMATH
DECMATH
8 years ago

Light Wave Disinfect.
Micro, Disinfect.
All sushi, taste the same.
Engrish Bangarang

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Nobody puts baby in the corner of the microwave!

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Jonathan Swift was ahead of his time.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

I think right now is not a good time for cannibalism jokes. 🙁

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Don’t eat too much of that. It’ll turn you into a Fat Bastard.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

It is true that most babies enjoy carousels.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

A man told me once his babies were delicious.
I think this is what he meant.

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Honey, what would you like for dinner tonight? Chicken or little Johnny?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Cannibals delight ^_^

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

I ordered nutrient soup and I got amniotic fluid.

RT
RT
8 years ago

honey, look! with this microwave, we can save money and not have to buy a merry-go-round or anti-bacterial soaps!

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Top right button dispenses anteaters.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Hey babe…you look healthy..and hot!

Qiezei
8 years ago

Psst-I hear Obama’s passing out free Health Care Soup at homeless shelters…

Timo
Timo
8 years ago

I see the baby setting, but is there not something to pre-heat my “bath salts” beforehand?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Is that ultra-violent light they use for disinfection.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

A true green product, all babies come out green.

JULIAN MODESTE
JULIAN MODESTE
8 years ago

I NEED A LARGER FULL SIZE FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT PISS ME OFF. JUST SHOVE IN AND ADD BBQ SAUCE.. GOOD EATS!!!!

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Republicans see this and get all huffy “See, Obama wants our microwaves to provide our health care. Just like in communist China!”

Atli
Atli
8 years ago

Baby! It works for DINNER!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Healthcare soup is actually the meat industry’s marketing attempt to make overuse of antibiotics in feedstock seem like a good thing.

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

Chinese population and weight control all in one.

Tai Fu
Tai Fu
8 years ago

The cake is a lie

olog-hai
olog-hai
8 years ago

“Git in mah belleh” . . . ??

coffeebot
8 years ago

“Hun, there’s no button for kitten”
“Just press Healthy Baby and stop after it explodes”

QueensEngrish
QueensEngrish
7 years ago

We can always provide Obamacare Soup.

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