Baby, the other white meat?

Baby, the other white meat?

posted on 22 Jun 2012 in Chinglish

Microwave found at hotel in Shenyang, China.
Photo courtesy of David Oliver.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Not as advertised!!! My baby is NOT any healthier after 15m on this setting. I want my money back

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Is there nothing this microwave cannot do.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Wow. They even make hot babe.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Start / Quick Start / Fastest D@mn Start EVER!

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

Soylent Green. Already starting young!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Primordial Soup in a cup (do not disinfect).

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Don’t push the Cthulhu button on the upper right. You’ll be sorry.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Health Care Soup. Sounds like what Obama has been making for the last four years.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Healthy ’till grilled…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Wow, you look absolutely roasted today!”

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Do we disinfect the healthy baby with light waves or do we clean by steaming or do we micro-disinfect or . . .? So many choices, so little time!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

How could nutrient soup be made from the face of a very constipated fish?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Mommy! I think somebody smiled to me from that microwave!”

DECMATH
DECMATH
10 years ago

Light Wave Disinfect.
Micro, Disinfect.
All sushi, taste the same.
Engrish Bangarang

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Nobody puts baby in the corner of the microwave!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Jonathan Swift was ahead of his time.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

I think right now is not a good time for cannibalism jokes. 🙁

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Don’t eat too much of that. It’ll turn you into a Fat Bastard.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

It is true that most babies enjoy carousels.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

A man told me once his babies were delicious.
I think this is what he meant.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Honey, what would you like for dinner tonight? Chicken or little Johnny?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Cannibals delight ^_^

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

I ordered nutrient soup and I got amniotic fluid.

RT
RT
10 years ago

honey, look! with this microwave, we can save money and not have to buy a merry-go-round or anti-bacterial soaps!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Top right button dispenses anteaters.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Hey babe…you look healthy..and hot!

Qiezei
10 years ago

Psst-I hear Obama’s passing out free Health Care Soup at homeless shelters…

Timo
Timo
10 years ago

I see the baby setting, but is there not something to pre-heat my “bath salts” beforehand?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Is that ultra-violent light they use for disinfection.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

A true green product, all babies come out green.

JULIAN MODESTE
JULIAN MODESTE
10 years ago

I NEED A LARGER FULL SIZE FOR FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT PISS ME OFF. JUST SHOVE IN AND ADD BBQ SAUCE.. GOOD EATS!!!!

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Republicans see this and get all huffy “See, Obama wants our microwaves to provide our health care. Just like in communist China!”

Atli
Atli
10 years ago

Baby! It works for DINNER!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Healthcare soup is actually the meat industry’s marketing attempt to make overuse of antibiotics in feedstock seem like a good thing.

KellogGold
KellogGold
10 years ago

Chinese population and weight control all in one.

Tai Fu
Tai Fu
10 years ago

The cake is a lie

olog-hai
olog-hai
10 years ago

“Git in mah belleh” . . . ??

coffeebot
9 years ago

“Hun, there’s no button for kitten”
“Just press Healthy Baby and stop after it explodes”

QueensEngrish
QueensEngrish
8 years ago

We can always provide Obamacare Soup.

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