Dawn of the noodle age

Dawn of the noodle age

posted on 14 Jun 2012 in Computer

Found on box of laptop USB heat reducer. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Is this some kind of USB-powered pasta-making device?

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

At last a thumb drive you can cook with

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Behold the Holy Ascension of the Noodles!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Adds new meaning to those ‘Pasta Hose’ restaurants…

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I visited a doctor in Shanghai who had a high speed degree in Notebook Essence. He diagnosed me with Computer Bottom, which is caused by sitting behind a computer for too long. To alleviate my problem, he prescribed noodle ascension.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

No dint helped – my rubber feet melted!!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

♫ You need coolin’, baby, I’m not noodlin’ ♫

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Computer bottom and hot noodles? I use baby powder for that..

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

I much prefer my ascension noodles al dinte.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I tried temperature ascension of the noodles on rubber feet but it din’t work.

Gtancx
Gtancx
8 years ago

Master Yoda arbitrarily approves!!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

♫ Computer bottomed girls, you make the dintin’ world go round ♫

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Link A Notebook Essence :: Available at perfume counters in truck stops everywhere.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Ah, yes, a strong dint! I am SO tired of weak dints!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Just a note to let you guys at Certified USB know how much I loved the accessories for my rubber feet. Thanks so much and keep up the good work! Sincerely, Howard the Duck

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

L’s all notebook isn’t sensing the usb connection. I knew these feet weren’t 100% rubber!

KellogGold
KellogGold
8 years ago

And lo, the Spaghetti Monster looked down upon his creation, and it was good.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

That’s funny…. my noodles usually DEscend when the heat is on.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

There’s nothing as pleasing as a dual type strong dint on a hot summer day. I just don’t like the noodles that appear out of nowhere.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Strong dints are cool!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

I dint know it could do so much. Gotta git one!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Written by a bunch of unmitigated noodles

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Verrily I behold the ascention of the holy noddles , for ever after to sit on the right hand of the almighty CPU. Via the almighty Universal serial bus, the Holy Ethernet, and Steve jobs the Father Almighty. So it is, and so it ahall be, for ever and ever AMEN.

RT
RT
8 years ago

“arbitrarily USB’s connecting can use.”

-hey cpu tech guy, why can’t i connect my nintendo to my computer?
-… are you an idiot?!? YOU FORGOT TO BLOW ON THE CARTRIDGE
-*smacks head* duh!

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

Yet more evidence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster…

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

Unh Uh ! Oh no I dint !

pasdrole
pasdrole
8 years ago

I love the new rubber feet I got for my Ipad. Now I don’t have to carry it around because It follows me! Thanks certified USB.

hazffdbn
hazffdbn
8 years ago

AH I get it, it reduce your notebook temperature by releasing heat to cook the noodle. it worked on any notebook and usb port.

Casey
Casey
8 years ago

USE YOUR NOODLE!

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Noodles Ascend!

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Ahh, I have to stand up and stretch to alleviate computer bottom.

tim
tim
7 years ago

Finally! I can ascend my noodles WHILE I work on my spreadsheets, ARBITRARILY!

Myself
3 years ago

Cyborg Noodle? Is that you?

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