Dish served cold

Dish served cold

posted on 25 Jun 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

For a nominal charge, you can upgrade to fear and loathing.

Photo courtesy of James Bourne.
Breakfast buffet sign found in Wuxi, China hotel. 

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Lobo
8 years ago

That dreadful sign again…

WithoutQuestion
WithoutQuestion
8 years ago

Please may I have four bodings of dread?

Wiglaf
Wiglaf
8 years ago

Types include: Dread of types. Dread of not-types.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Dread on bread… heavy on the hatred.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Very honest about their own country.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Welcome to Roots Reggae Buffet….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Now I’ll go and listen to some Radiohead.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

The type is… well, at least suitable.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I’m on a diet. Could I have some light apprehension instead?

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Placecard at my wedding.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

We’re saving the gut-wrenching terror for the dessert course.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Rated R

Mob Barley
Mob Barley
8 years ago

Does anyone know where this Rastafarian convention is being held?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

New food labelling laws took effect across the country today. Pundits expect the population to enjoy the honest new approach which incorporates both calorie counts and a snappy critique of each item. The contract for the first batch of labels was won by Marvel Comics.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Ya got yer dreadlocks, yer dreadnaughts, yer Dred Scott, and the ever popular Dread Pirate Roberts.

Lorelei
Lorelei
8 years ago

Dreadful typing.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

Food poisoning is first on the list.

Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

I’d like an extra filling of that, please…

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Alien, Predator, Internet Explorer, Call Of Duty, Nickelback, the President Of Iran, the former dictator of Egypt, some Brazilian politicians, and a new sequel of Transformers.
And for dessert, something we like to call Lemon Party.

RT
RT
8 years ago

YAH MON!

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Fattening foods for people who do do NOT wish to laugh and grow fat!

ccY
ccY
8 years ago

Typo, should have been DEAD

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

How many types?
Let me count the ways:
1. Food poisoning.
2. Salmonella
3. Botulism.
4. Death.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Complete with fancy borders

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Thank you, I’m already dreadful.

Mark
Mark
8 years ago

Which is more scary, the food or the check?

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Don’t order the ‘Case of the Mondays” I hear it is terrible.

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

Just don’t order Fugu shashimi.

Salome
Salome
8 years ago

Japan’s relaxed Fugu processing laws have made it to China.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Sounds good, I’ll have the “quail”.

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
8 years ago

My dictionary informs me that this dread is made of noodles . . .

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
8 years ago

I’d rather have woe instead

craig
craig
8 years ago

I like my dread toasted

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