Dish served cold

Dish served cold

posted on 25 Jun 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

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Photo courtesy of James Bourne.
Breakfast buffet sign found in Wuxi, China hotel. 

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Lobo
10 years ago

That dreadful sign again…

WithoutQuestion
WithoutQuestion
10 years ago

Please may I have four bodings of dread?

Wiglaf
Wiglaf
10 years ago

Types include: Dread of types. Dread of not-types.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Dread on bread… heavy on the hatred.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Very honest about their own country.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Welcome to Roots Reggae Buffet….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Now I’ll go and listen to some Radiohead.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

The type is… well, at least suitable.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’m on a diet. Could I have some light apprehension instead?

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Placecard at my wedding.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

We’re saving the gut-wrenching terror for the dessert course.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Rated R

Mob Barley
Mob Barley
10 years ago

Does anyone know where this Rastafarian convention is being held?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

New food labelling laws took effect across the country today. Pundits expect the population to enjoy the honest new approach which incorporates both calorie counts and a snappy critique of each item. The contract for the first batch of labels was won by Marvel Comics.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Ya got yer dreadlocks, yer dreadnaughts, yer Dred Scott, and the ever popular Dread Pirate Roberts.

Lorelei
Lorelei
10 years ago

Dreadful typing.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

Food poisoning is first on the list.

Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

I’d like an extra filling of that, please…

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Alien, Predator, Internet Explorer, Call Of Duty, Nickelback, the President Of Iran, the former dictator of Egypt, some Brazilian politicians, and a new sequel of Transformers.
And for dessert, something we like to call Lemon Party.

RT
RT
10 years ago

YAH MON!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Fattening foods for people who do do NOT wish to laugh and grow fat!

ccY
ccY
10 years ago

Typo, should have been DEAD

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

How many types?
Let me count the ways:
1. Food poisoning.
2. Salmonella
3. Botulism.
4. Death.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Complete with fancy borders

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Thank you, I’m already dreadful.

Mark
Mark
10 years ago

Which is more scary, the food or the check?

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Don’t order the ‘Case of the Mondays” I hear it is terrible.

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

Just don’t order Fugu shashimi.

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Japan’s relaxed Fugu processing laws have made it to China.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Sounds good, I’ll have the “quail”.

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
10 years ago

My dictionary informs me that this dread is made of noodles . . .

Bear or bust
Bear or bust
9 years ago

I’d rather have woe instead

craig
craig
9 years ago

I like my dread toasted

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