Do it or you’re toast!

Do it or you’re toast!

posted on 8 Jun 2012 in Chinglish

Jam in an emergency…

Photo courtesy of Tjeerd Meppelink.
Sign found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Or marg if you like

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

What’s that flushing sound?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

When she said “It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature”, I had no idea she would retaliate with nukes.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Knife and pack of butter available at the reception. Please do not butter outside the red zone.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

No need to bread?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

I can’t believe it’s not margarine!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Must be someone with a great butt.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Butter to push a button.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

… help with what?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Margorin I’ll do it myself.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I pressed the button and a goat appeared!

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

It’s the Jennifer Lopez hotline!

coffeebot
8 years ago

Oleo gets you an automated system.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Thanks, but Astroglide is all the help I need.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

Are you in a jam and out of bread? Feeling sandwiched in and surrounded by turkeys? Lettuce help you.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Butt ‘er? I hardly know her!

Grifter
Grifter
8 years ago

Quick! This is an Emargarine!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Thank God! My toast is so dry!

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Not right now. Mayo later.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Just in case your arteries still aren’t clogged enough.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Butter indeed helps. Margarine sucks big time with all those trans-fat.

stinky feet
stinky feet
8 years ago

butter for help…. button for literal translation

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

She spreads so easy. Just push her button.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Last Tango in Shanghai.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Hydrogenated fats are not acceptable.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

How very French of you.

RJF
RJF
8 years ago

I like syrup on my Button.

TheUnknown
TheUnknown
8 years ago

I used to donate to that charity, until I found out it was a bunch of fat kids trying to earn money for a big mac

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Marm I laid.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

“Help me I feel very sick, can you ring an ambulance?”
“Do you have butter?”
“Ahh… no.. I don’t have butter”
“Well then I can’t help you!”
“I have some a few coins on me”
“No! It’s butter or nothing!!”

CUBE
CUBE
8 years ago

This would go great alongside those instant bacon buttons they have in restrooms!

Laura
Laura
8 years ago

There’s no margarine for error in an emergency…

Cahirr
Cahirr
8 years ago

Call an ambulance!!! No, wait, better call a butter…

epicak
epicak
8 years ago

Where’s the butter for bread?

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