Do it or you’re toast!

Do it or you’re toast!

posted on 8 Jun 2012 in Chinglish

Jam in an emergency…

Photo courtesy of Tjeerd Meppelink.
Sign found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Or marg if you like

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

What’s that flushing sound?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

When she said “It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature”, I had no idea she would retaliate with nukes.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Knife and pack of butter available at the reception. Please do not butter outside the red zone.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

No need to bread?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

I can’t believe it’s not margarine!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Must be someone with a great butt.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Butter to push a button.

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

… help with what?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Margorin I’ll do it myself.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I pressed the button and a goat appeared!

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
10 years ago

It’s the Jennifer Lopez hotline!

coffeebot
10 years ago

Oleo gets you an automated system.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Thanks, but Astroglide is all the help I need.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Are you in a jam and out of bread? Feeling sandwiched in and surrounded by turkeys? Lettuce help you.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Butt ‘er? I hardly know her!

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Quick! This is an Emargarine!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

Thank God! My toast is so dry!

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Not right now. Mayo later.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Just in case your arteries still aren’t clogged enough.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Butter indeed helps. Margarine sucks big time with all those trans-fat.

stinky feet
stinky feet
10 years ago

butter for help…. button for literal translation

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

She spreads so easy. Just push her button.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Last Tango in Shanghai.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Hydrogenated fats are not acceptable.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

How very French of you.

RJF
RJF
10 years ago

I like syrup on my Button.

TheUnknown
TheUnknown
10 years ago

I used to donate to that charity, until I found out it was a bunch of fat kids trying to earn money for a big mac

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Marm I laid.

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

“Help me I feel very sick, can you ring an ambulance?”
“Do you have butter?”
“Ahh… no.. I don’t have butter”
“Well then I can’t help you!”
“I have some a few coins on me”
“No! It’s butter or nothing!!”

CUBE
CUBE
10 years ago

This would go great alongside those instant bacon buttons they have in restrooms!

Laura
Laura
9 years ago

There’s no margarine for error in an emergency…

Cahirr
Cahirr
9 years ago

Call an ambulance!!! No, wait, better call a butter…

epicak
epicak
9 years ago

Where’s the butter for bread?

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