Leopars print temptations

Leopars print temptations

posted on 27 Jun 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Piamrak Hattakitkosol.
Found in a foam bra cup supply catalog from Chinese manufacturer.

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Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
10 years ago

I’ve heard a lot of names for them, but never ‘Oil Bags’.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Could be shorts for a porn movie

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Watch out boys she’ll chew you up! She’s a man-eater!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Leopars are so popular they will one day own the whole printing business… among lingerie and aesthetic surgery, of course.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I am waiting for the foam leotards to come out.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

This is a public service announcement. Plump breasts are now in effect!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– You don’t look so well…
– I know… I have a leopard attack.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

New hope for man boobs.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

Here ma’m let me show you how its done.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

Nothing yet? Let me massage them a little more.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Check your oil and water, ma’am? 😛

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Trying to persuade leopards to part with their undergarments must have been pretty brutal.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Nice oil bags.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

In the 70’s I had a Leopars print on black velvet.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Liquidity of the oil… yes, I try to get most of my investment advice from lingerie ads.

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

Plump breasts? Whoo-hoo! I’m Frank Perdue and I approved this chinglish!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

Hey, why did you smack me? i just wanted to achieve your natural breast enhancement!

Dale
Dale
10 years ago

Who is this “torre” person…and can I have his job?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Oh Gos, son’t we all know that China is a well-known – oops, notorious – sog killing/eating nation?

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Nothing like an upright woman.

Timo
Timo
10 years ago

I remember Joe Torre’s breasts being plump and thick. Must be a great product!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Save the leopars!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Popular fashion, style, sexy and can be used as an oil lamp for lighting during power outages.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Something will DEFINITELY be standing upright. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean, Guvnuh?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

How do former Yankee managers get all the best jobs?

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

‘Liquidity of the oil, to make a breast can.’ Never heard them called that before.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Leopars? I nearly threw in my hand when I read that.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Yes. Women are like that. When they’re not upright they’re grand.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Cans, bazookas, jugs. Nothing new there.

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

Is this designed for women with three boobs?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Use SAE 10W – 40 for temperatures 32 to 90 Degrees F.

Use SAE 5W – 20 for temperatures32 to -20 degrees F.

USE SAE 15W – 50 for temperatures 90 to140 degrees F.

For temperatures outside these parameters, consult the manufacturer. (Ask for Torre)

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

Two cups, one leopard.

Anke
Anke
10 years ago

If it’s that tempting, I bet it’ll make other things stand upright as well… 😡

Candace
Candace
10 years ago

Hey I like to oil my breasts every once in awhile, it really does help them stand up right…

coffeebot
9 years ago

Everyone knows oil and milk don’t mix.

Cheesecat
Cheesecat
9 years ago

Will make your breasts stand upright, for your convenience when in need of quick shots of oil and/or milk

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