Leopars print temptations

Leopars print temptations

posted on 27 Jun 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Piamrak Hattakitkosol.
Found in a foam bra cup supply catalog from Chinese manufacturer.

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Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

I’ve heard a lot of names for them, but never ‘Oil Bags’.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Could be shorts for a porn movie

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Watch out boys she’ll chew you up! She’s a man-eater!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Leopars are so popular they will one day own the whole printing business… among lingerie and aesthetic surgery, of course.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

I am waiting for the foam leotards to come out.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

This is a public service announcement. Plump breasts are now in effect!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– You don’t look so well…
– I know… I have a leopard attack.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

New hope for man boobs.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

Here ma’m let me show you how its done.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

Nothing yet? Let me massage them a little more.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Check your oil and water, ma’am? 😛

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Trying to persuade leopards to part with their undergarments must have been pretty brutal.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Nice oil bags.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

In the 70’s I had a Leopars print on black velvet.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Liquidity of the oil… yes, I try to get most of my investment advice from lingerie ads.

Silly Uncle Willy
8 years ago

Plump breasts? Whoo-hoo! I’m Frank Perdue and I approved this chinglish!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Hey, why did you smack me? i just wanted to achieve your natural breast enhancement!

Dale
Dale
8 years ago

Who is this “torre” person…and can I have his job?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Oh Gos, son’t we all know that China is a well-known – oops, notorious – sog killing/eating nation?

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

Nothing like an upright woman.

Timo
Timo
8 years ago

I remember Joe Torre’s breasts being plump and thick. Must be a great product!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Save the leopars!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Popular fashion, style, sexy and can be used as an oil lamp for lighting during power outages.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Something will DEFINITELY be standing upright. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean, Guvnuh?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

How do former Yankee managers get all the best jobs?

Salome
Salome
8 years ago

‘Liquidity of the oil, to make a breast can.’ Never heard them called that before.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Leopars? I nearly threw in my hand when I read that.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Yes. Women are like that. When they’re not upright they’re grand.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Cans, bazookas, jugs. Nothing new there.

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

Is this designed for women with three boobs?

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Use SAE 10W – 40 for temperatures 32 to 90 Degrees F.

Use SAE 5W – 20 for temperatures32 to -20 degrees F.

USE SAE 15W – 50 for temperatures 90 to140 degrees F.

For temperatures outside these parameters, consult the manufacturer. (Ask for Torre)

Terri
Terri
8 years ago

Two cups, one leopard.

Anke
Anke
8 years ago

If it’s that tempting, I bet it’ll make other things stand upright as well… 😡

Candace
Candace
8 years ago

Hey I like to oil my breasts every once in awhile, it really does help them stand up right…

coffeebot
7 years ago

Everyone knows oil and milk don’t mix.

Cheesecat
Cheesecat
7 years ago

Will make your breasts stand upright, for your convenience when in need of quick shots of oil and/or milk

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