“Let you become more ralaxed”

“Let you become more ralaxed”

posted on 16 Jun 2012 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of John Sandwick.
Mouse package found in Saudi Arabia (made in China). 

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Kristo-Ham
Kristo-Ham
8 years ago

The best of rat is ralaxed freely. The worst of rat is ralaxed with restrictions.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Does it come on a stick

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Mouse! Rat! Just as long as it’s a dangerous rodent, that’s all I ask from life.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Mouse world? Isn’t that where Epcot is?

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Computer mouse with actual rat brain as CPU. Relax, only the best of rat is used for this product.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Today, the desktop. Tomorrow, The Mouse World!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The best of rat ralaxed freely. I guess that explains all these droppings on my desk.

Seventz2rd o clock
Seventz2rd o clock
8 years ago

Ret ralated!

Seventz2rd o clock
Seventz2rd o clock
8 years ago

Rat’s go!

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

Havent use rat before

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Eat, drink and get married

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

The best of rat is passing yourself off as a harmless little mouse

Firstborn
Firstborn
8 years ago

I love how even computer technologies evolve. I can’t wait for the Beaver series.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Ahh! KFR. (Kentucky Fried Rat)

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

It couldn’t be more relaxed. IT’S DEAD!

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

The Best of RATT

Round and Round was a good song I guess. Ever notice that places like Saudi Arabia are finally getting western music from the 80’s? Then when some kid gets a tape they covet it like gold. Yes I said tape.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

NOTE: To deactivate, use a small quantity of rat poison.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

It must be a tail-less kind of rat.

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

Lable on box: contains what items exactly? Mouse? Rat? Dead or alive?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

A rat that contains items?

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
8 years ago

Computer mouse moves the cursor and is harmless. Computer rat moves the same cursor but destroys everything on cursor’s way.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

They forgot “miserably”

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Let’s ralax freely at the Mouse World.

coffeebot
8 years ago

Gee, Rat, what do you want to do tonight?
Rat: The same thing we do every night, Pinky – try to take over the mouse world!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
8 years ago

It’s all about the quality and ralaxation of your romantic night life until the strange monster makes you miserably miserably and miserably die.

gtz
gtz
8 years ago

A rat is bigger than a mouse, I guess that one must be a baby rat.

gtz
gtz
8 years ago

A baby rat in the mouse world.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

used on super computers only!

Ro-an de Guzman
Ro-an de Guzman
8 years ago

Throw your ol’ mouse off to trash can and take this SOFT, SMOOTH RAT with you and you’ll feel RALAXED! Compatible with ALL WINDOWS versions!

All
All
8 years ago

I show you the mouse world. Excellent quality guaranteed.

Laufle Kiszcz
Laufle Kiszcz
8 years ago

Ha! Jin Mao Shu! they crack me up.

hazffdbn
hazffdbn
8 years ago

wireless rat, amazing cyborg found in the shop

Merrick
Merrick
8 years ago

Well is it a rat or a mouse? At least make up your mind. Although we can all agree on the fact that it contains items.

j s
j s
8 years ago

In Chinese, as I understand it, there is no distinction between “rat” and “mouse”…they are both the same word: 鼠 (shu).

coffeebot
7 years ago

1. Right click rat
2. Press a key
3. Let’s Engrish

tim
tim
7 years ago

I make sure all my best rats are relaxed freely. Wouldn’t do to have a rat relaxed in a regimented or stifiling way.

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

“Containing Items”, it sells better now that they put the products in the boxes.

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