Nun comes with rosary and thyme

Nun comes with rosary and thyme

posted on 11 Jun 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Can substitute dirt for sand…

Photo courtesy of Eveline Mou.
Menu found in Tianjin, China. 

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Do you carry the diabolic Bra Roman Catholic Monk?

Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

There is no glossy ganoderma cake. That cake is a lie!

SF
SF
10 years ago

The French have a cake called pet-de-nonne (literally, nun’s fart). Maybe related.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Roast cake? My mother works here?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Bit worroed if they’re serving sand and nuns

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Steak with black pappe? Does this mean I can chow down on a top sirloin with Morgan Freeman?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Wow! Two different varieties of ganoderma cake! This must be a four star establishment!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Also supervised by Google Translate

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ Hit me with best cake. ♫

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ Hit me with _your_ best cake. ♫ (dammit)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I’ve been hit before by the dyadic Bai Ma ruler’s subject ganoderma cake and I got away with it each time. But I’m not so sure about the dyadic Bai Ma ruler’s subject GLOSSY ganoderma cake!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

This menu speaky English very wells.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The cake is a lie. A big fat dyadic lie.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

If you don’t finish this dish, you’ll be truly hit by dyadic Bai Ma ruler…

Dervrak
Dervrak
10 years ago

Nun’s and being hit by rulers! Is this the dessert menu or am I back in catholic school?

BFS
BFS
10 years ago

We invite you to enjoy our popular dyadic Bai Ma ruler’s subject ganoderma cake today. For an alternative treat, also try a slice of our new scleroderma surprise.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Someone needs to fire that PF Tianjin guy, as he’s clearly coming to work under the influence of some weird s***.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Who’s your black pappe?

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Needs more supervision, methinks.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 years ago

glossy ganoderma cake is made… of… people!

Firstborn
Firstborn
10 years ago

Waiter! I said I want the Vegetable type NOT the Vegetarian type!

KellogGold
KellogGold
10 years ago

Me: “Is there such a thing as a Buddhist nun?”

Siri: “I found one restaurant nearby with Buddhist nun on the menu”

Someone
Someone
10 years ago

In yesterday’s cakefight, the dyadic Bai Ma ruler hit me in the face with his special subject glossy ganoderma cake, what an honor!

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

the name of the one of the cake is actually a complete sentence

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

I feel sorry for that sand. I hear the cake is a real a-hole!

Bob
Bob
10 years ago

Dyadic = having two parts
Ganoderma = shiny-surfaced
Dyadic New York glossy ganoderma cake, I’m guessing, could mean this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_and_white_cookie

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Is Gaara responsible for the second cake?

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Ganoderma is a mushroom genus. Something tells me this was the hallucinogenic variety.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It’s a hit and nun menu.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Waiter, desert without sand please !

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

International vegetable type: I knew the ISO would have to get involved at some point. It’s like Unicode for your dinner table.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

…and the mud puts up pie.

James_G
James_G
10 years ago

I asked for roast dyadic new york glossy ganoderma cake, but all I got is this lousy microwaved triadic chattanooga matte basidiomycota tart.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

The Black Forest Kirsch Cake is pretty close. Their Germlish ist sehr gut.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Bob. Sort of like: Throwing the bipolar antithetic determinator.

ie. Toss a coin.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Now what? A bipolar nun?

Kate
Kate
10 years ago

Only use freshest simnel, otherwise will not glossy.

Kate
Kate
10 years ago

Grasshopper, when you can hit the cake from my sand, then it will be thyme for you to leaf.

2LZ
2LZ
10 years ago

at least they get the “black forest” right!

Gtancx
Gtancx
10 years ago

May I have a steakwith with international vegetable type and some price bureau on a side, please??

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

@Marum: shouldn’t that be Germese or Chinman?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Bai Ma ruler’s cake is not for eating, it’s for throwing in slapstick comedy.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

Way in of hitting glossy ganoderma cake.

Dane
Dane
10 years ago

Supported by the price bureay pf Tinjian. In China support obviously does not include proof reading.

Dane
Dane
10 years ago

And I can’t do it either… Tianjin of course 🙂

Morlord
Morlord
10 years ago

At least they wrote “Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte” correctly, they even used the correct syntax for ä when umlauts are not available.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

3rd dessert down should read:Schwarzwälder Kirsch-tort, or Black Forest Cherry Tort
Their version is something about drinking cider in a black church

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Q:What kind of pie does a priest eat?
A: Nun

Kate
Kate
10 years ago

I’ve always thought of myself as an international vegetable type.

Debbie
Debbie
10 years ago

Meine Güte, they can spell German pastries!

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