Our #2 Special…

Our #2 Special…

posted on 29 Jun 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Katheryn Doran.
Menu found in Dunhuang, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mmmm… I like it fresh and worm!

Salome
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Salome

Don’t tell me–they’re trying to make people eat the contents of the cat litter tray!

Sparky
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Sparky

The end to a nice day. Yum Yum!

SF
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SF

Don’t want to know what they serve in Dunghuan.

Algernon
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Algernon

All nice and steaming

DrLex
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DrLex

This is Feng Shui taken to the extreme.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

That’s Okay. I’ll just hold my nose and slip in my stainless steel dentures.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Just so it’s braised! Don’t try to give me any of your un-braised crap, buddy!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Must be the garbage salvaged from building the Three Gorges Dam.

coffeebot
Guest

10% discount if served on toilet paper

FRANK BURNS
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FRANK BURNS

I think they paid the translater in food.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

On the rocks, just the way I like it.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@ Seventy2rd o clock: If you want it with worms, that costs extra.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

Served with a tall glass of piss on the rocks.

FRANK BURNS
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FRANK BURNS

Their version of Army food, chipped beef on toast. aka sheet on a shingle.

Firstborn
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Firstborn

Why do I always have to take crap from their Engrish?

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Our crap earns the highest braise…

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Or you could order boiled excrement served on Bam-Bam.

Marum
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Marum

At last! Truth in advertising.

Kevin
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Kevin

Do they mean “small rocks” pebbles, or Fruity Pebbles breakfast cereal? The picture looks like the latter, really.

Jonnytbone
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Jonnytbone

Poor Pebbles. I blame Anne Margrock.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

This is taking the concept of a doggy cafe too far. Fido may eat crap on the street but I’m really trying to break him of the habit.

demondude777
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demondude777

This is just disgusting. The rest is fine, but I get sick at the though of eating….pebbles.

Clown Caption Bro
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Clown Caption Bro

Do those pepples come fruitty?

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Eating pebbles . . . that’s how they got strong !

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

“Where’s the restroom, please?”
“Right there, beside the kitchen, sir.”

RT
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RT

BARNEY! MY PEBBLES!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

♫ Beer Drinkers and Crap Braisers.. ♫

Jøsh
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Jøsh

Why would I go to China for that? I could get that in any alley way on a hot day. For free too!

Case Hardin-Steele
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Case Hardin-Steele

Bam-Bam’s fantasy.

Vegomatic
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Vegomatic

At least they are keeping down the costs of their inputs.

Vegomatic
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Vegomatic

Is this a fly restaurant?

Phir
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Phir

I prefer it on a stick.

Lupus
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Lupus

And here, I thought they were actually cocoa pebbles….

jorn
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jorn

This dish rocks!

Jason
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Jason

Ewwwww…it’s BRAISED? That’s disgusting!!!

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