Our #2 Special…

Our #2 Special…

posted on 29 Jun 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Katheryn Doran.
Menu found in Dunhuang, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Mmmm… I like it fresh and worm!

Salome
Salome
8 years ago

Don’t tell me–they’re trying to make people eat the contents of the cat litter tray!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

The end to a nice day. Yum Yum!

SF
SF
8 years ago

Don’t want to know what they serve in Dunghuan.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

All nice and steaming

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

This is Feng Shui taken to the extreme.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

That’s Okay. I’ll just hold my nose and slip in my stainless steel dentures.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Just so it’s braised! Don’t try to give me any of your un-braised crap, buddy!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Must be the garbage salvaged from building the Three Gorges Dam.

coffeebot
8 years ago

10% discount if served on toilet paper

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

I think they paid the translater in food.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

On the rocks, just the way I like it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@ Seventy2rd o clock: If you want it with worms, that costs extra.

Jellychop
Jellychop
8 years ago

Served with a tall glass of piss on the rocks.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

Their version of Army food, chipped beef on toast. aka sheet on a shingle.

Firstborn
Firstborn
8 years ago

Why do I always have to take crap from their Engrish?

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Our crap earns the highest braise…

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Or you could order boiled excrement served on Bam-Bam.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

At last! Truth in advertising.

Kevin
Kevin
8 years ago

Do they mean “small rocks” pebbles, or Fruity Pebbles breakfast cereal? The picture looks like the latter, really.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

Poor Pebbles. I blame Anne Margrock.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

This is taking the concept of a doggy cafe too far. Fido may eat crap on the street but I’m really trying to break him of the habit.

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

This is just disgusting. The rest is fine, but I get sick at the though of eating….pebbles.

Clown Caption Bro
Clown Caption Bro
8 years ago

Do those pepples come fruitty?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Eating pebbles . . . that’s how they got strong !

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

“Where’s the restroom, please?”
“Right there, beside the kitchen, sir.”

RT
RT
8 years ago

BARNEY! MY PEBBLES!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

♫ Beer Drinkers and Crap Braisers.. ♫

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Why would I go to China for that? I could get that in any alley way on a hot day. For free too!

Case Hardin-Steele
Case Hardin-Steele
8 years ago

Bam-Bam’s fantasy.

Vegomatic
Vegomatic
8 years ago

At least they are keeping down the costs of their inputs.

Vegomatic
Vegomatic
8 years ago

Is this a fly restaurant?

Phir
Phir
8 years ago

I prefer it on a stick.

Lupus
Lupus
8 years ago

And here, I thought they were actually cocoa pebbles….

jorn
jorn
8 years ago

This dish rocks!

Jason
Jason
7 years ago

Ewwwww…it’s BRAISED? That’s disgusting!!!

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