Our #2 Special…

Our #2 Special…

posted on 29 Jun 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Katheryn Doran.
Menu found in Dunhuang, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Mmmm… I like it fresh and worm!

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Don’t tell me–they’re trying to make people eat the contents of the cat litter tray!

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

The end to a nice day. Yum Yum!

SF
SF
10 years ago

Don’t want to know what they serve in Dunghuan.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

All nice and steaming

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

This is Feng Shui taken to the extreme.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

That’s Okay. I’ll just hold my nose and slip in my stainless steel dentures.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Just so it’s braised! Don’t try to give me any of your un-braised crap, buddy!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Must be the garbage salvaged from building the Three Gorges Dam.

coffeebot
10 years ago

10% discount if served on toilet paper

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

I think they paid the translater in food.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

On the rocks, just the way I like it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@ Seventy2rd o clock: If you want it with worms, that costs extra.

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

Served with a tall glass of piss on the rocks.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

Their version of Army food, chipped beef on toast. aka sheet on a shingle.

Firstborn
Firstborn
10 years ago

Why do I always have to take crap from their Engrish?

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Our crap earns the highest braise…

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Or you could order boiled excrement served on Bam-Bam.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

At last! Truth in advertising.

Kevin
Kevin
10 years ago

Do they mean “small rocks” pebbles, or Fruity Pebbles breakfast cereal? The picture looks like the latter, really.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
10 years ago

Poor Pebbles. I blame Anne Margrock.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

This is taking the concept of a doggy cafe too far. Fido may eat crap on the street but I’m really trying to break him of the habit.

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

This is just disgusting. The rest is fine, but I get sick at the though of eating….pebbles.

Clown Caption Bro
Clown Caption Bro
10 years ago

Do those pepples come fruitty?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Eating pebbles . . . that’s how they got strong !

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
10 years ago

“Where’s the restroom, please?”
“Right there, beside the kitchen, sir.”

RT
RT
10 years ago

BARNEY! MY PEBBLES!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ Beer Drinkers and Crap Braisers.. ♫

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Why would I go to China for that? I could get that in any alley way on a hot day. For free too!

Case Hardin-Steele
Case Hardin-Steele
10 years ago

Bam-Bam’s fantasy.

Vegomatic
Vegomatic
10 years ago

At least they are keeping down the costs of their inputs.

Vegomatic
Vegomatic
10 years ago

Is this a fly restaurant?

Phir
Phir
10 years ago

I prefer it on a stick.

Lupus
Lupus
10 years ago

And here, I thought they were actually cocoa pebbles….

jorn
jorn
10 years ago

This dish rocks!

Jason
Jason
9 years ago

Ewwwww…it’s BRAISED? That’s disgusting!!!

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