Our valet also sells insurance

Our valet also sells insurance

posted on 12 Jun 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Be sure to indicate which side you would like dented.

Photo courtesy of A.T.
Found in China. 

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mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

At last my wife has found a pace to park.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

A legitimate option to euthanasia.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Speed limit: 30mph. Minimum speed, of course.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Great must be the dodgems

scw
scw
8 years ago

The Chinese means “Entrance to bumper car” (i.e. as found at amusement parks).

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I’ll sneak in through the exit, then.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

@mickeygreeneyes : Thank you, I couldn’t say it, but I was thinking it.

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

Way out covered by shady lawyer.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Fortunately I have no driving licence.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Officer, that car was hitting on me.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Zen and the Art of Insurance Fraud

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Baseball bat hire————$20
BYO baseball bat————$10
BYO car————————-Free

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

So many ways, let me count them all.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

The carpark of Omar Kayham. All it costs is a jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and a few thou.

Marum
Marum
8 years ago

Tzun Tzu’s last book. The Art of Parking.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

…and don’t forget to fart in it.

Someone
Someone
8 years ago

I’m sorry sir, but you can’t drive. The percentage of alcohol in your blood is under the legal limit.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

@jjhitt– My pleasure. Thanks for the note.

christopher
8 years ago

certainly a smash hit!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Hitting a car and then being hit by the dyadic Bai Ma ruler’s subject glossy ganoderma cake!? No, thanx.

maxperiod
maxperiod
8 years ago

It’s an entrance to a bumper cars attraction.

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